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I've no alibi, I'm so bad I cry |
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I've no alibi, laugh until I cry |
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I talk ******te, ******te, ******te, and they buy, buy, buy, buy it |
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I talk ******te, ******te, ******te, and they buy, buy, buy, buy it |
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I wish I was cute and I looked the part |
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Gold chain round my neck and on each arm a tart |
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I wish I was cool with the hip crowd in |
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I could take all my lyrics and throw them in the bin |
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I'd have a six pack stomach like your man Andre |
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Drive round in my Jeep and at night time 'Parte' |
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I'd write throwaway lyrics, with no meaning at all |
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And I'd work on my appearance for the MTV ball |
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Care more about how I looked and how I came across |
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Than the drivel I was writing for words I'm at a loss |
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I could put out what I liked just as long as it had a beat |
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And the masses would love it, they would mob me on the street |
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Pour some serious money into the video |
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Have some fly girls shaking their asses don't you know |
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I could dress up like a gangster rapper and pretend |
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I'm from the street even if I was a rich white idiot |
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Everyone would love me, they'd have no ******' choice |
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'Cause I'd be pushed right down their throat |
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Not once, not twice but thrice |
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In the papers, up on billboards, in the news and on your screens |
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I'd be haunting you, you'd probably even see me |
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In your dreams and the media monster, I'd be riding on its back |
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I'd be hunting poor unfortunates, with my truncheon |
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Eardrums crack get an overall tan, sign my autograph for a quid |
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And I'd put across a message that would say this to a kid |
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I'm so trendy, I'm so talented, I'm so handsome. I'm so cool |
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Buy my tape and praise me, I'm a god you fool |
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You're not trendy, you're not talented, you're not handsome |
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You're not hip |
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I'll be all these things for you and my lyrics will equip |
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Equip you for eh? Eh? Mm? |
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Oh yeah, CDs, posters, T-******rts, all my ice cool merchandise |
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So go now, quickly as you can, to your nearest retail outlet |
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And don't be shy my friend, spend, spend, spend, spend, spend |
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Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend, and remember that |
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I love you |
