Handy 歌词
| 歌曲 | Handy |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | Mandatory Fun |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:08.110] | First things first, I'm a craftsman |
| [00:10.470] | Remodelling is my only passion |
| [00:13.480] | And I'm the greatest in the business |
| [00:14.710] | Want referrals, yo |
| [00:15.930] | My clientèle will bear you witness |
| [00:18.150] | I can help when your door jamb sticks |
| [00:19.900] | There is nothing in the world I can't fix |
| [00:22.960] | I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
| [00:24.850] | Call me, I'll come rushing over |
| [00:26.210] | with my bag of tricks |
| [00:28.000] | Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
| [00:30.140] | Termite problem making you disgusted |
| [00:32.930] | When your front window is busted |
| [00:35.740] | Just one man that's always trusted |
| [00:37.740] | I'm so handy, you already know |
| [00:42.300] | I'll fix your plumbing |
| [00:45.390] | when your toilets over flows |
| [00:47.500] | I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code |
| [00:52.300] | When your dishwasher's about to explode |
| [00:57.450] | Now you see that |
| [00:57.980] | your furnace is needing some service |
| [01:00.130] | I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
| [01:02.490] | Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
| [01:05.070] | Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
| [01:07.250] | But all your pipes are antique |
| [01:08.420] | Your water pressure's too weak |
| [01:09.660] | You got an attic full of dry rot |
| [01:11.050] | Because your roof sprung a leak |
| [01:12.190] | Your fridge is starting to reek |
| [01:13.340] | Your hardwood floors really squeak |
| [01:14.570] | But don't you worry |
| [01:15.320] | I'll just show you my amazing technique |
| [01:17.140] | Now let me glue that, |
| [01:18.100] | glue that and screw that, screw that |
| [01:19.830] | Any random chore you got, |
| [01:20.600] | well I can do that, do that |
| [01:22.140] | Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun |
| [01:24.820] | I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one |
| [01:27.640] | I'm so handy, everyone said so |
| [01:32.280] | I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
| [01:37.610] | I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know |
| [01:42.270] | When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh |
| [01:47.590] | Patch the drywall, |
| [01:50.060] | clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
| [01:52.300] | Make that phone call, |
| [01:55.050] | I'll install anything you want |
| [01:57.290] | Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
| [01:59.940] | my socket wrenches are second to none |
| [02:02.570] | I won't quit 'til I'm done, |
| [02:05.030] | don't even care if I hammer my thumb |
| [02:13.590] | Still rocking my screwdriver |
| [02:15.430] | Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver |
| [02:17.930] | Your heating bills are shocking |
| [02:20.340] | I can solve that with some duct tape |
| [02:21.800] | and some caulking |
| [02:23.750] | Your house is a disaster, huh? |
| [02:25.510] | Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
| [02:28.580] | Let me be your stripper |
| [02:30.080] | Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
| [02:32.640] | I'm so handy, you already know |
| [02:37.270] | I'll beat all price quotes, |
| [02:40.400] | my hourly rates are low |
| [02:42.560] | I'm so handy, you should call this pro |
| [02:47.270] | I'm in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
| [02:52.360] |
| [00:08.110] | First things first, I' m a craftsman |
| [00:10.470] | Remodelling is my only passion |
| [00:13.480] | And I' m the greatest in the business |
| [00:14.710] | Want referrals, yo |
| [00:15.930] | My cliente le will bear you witness |
| [00:18.150] | I can help when your door jamb sticks |
| [00:19.900] | There is nothing in the world I can' t fix |
| [00:22.960] | I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
| [00:24.850] | Call me, I' ll come rushing over |
| [00:26.210] | with my bag of tricks |
| [00:28.000] | Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
| [00:30.140] | Termite problem making you disgusted |
| [00:32.930] | When your front window is busted |
| [00:35.740] | Just one man that' s always trusted |
| [00:37.740] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [00:42.300] | I' ll fix your plumbing |
| [00:45.390] | when your toilets over flows |
| [00:47.500] | I' m so handy, I' ll bring you up to code |
| [00:52.300] | When your dishwasher' s about to explode |
| [00:57.450] | Now you see that |
| [00:57.980] | your furnace is needing some service |
| [01:00.130] | I' m fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
| [01:02.490] | Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
| [01:05.070] | Maybe I' ll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
| [01:07.250] | But all your pipes are antique |
| [01:08.420] | Your water pressure' s too weak |
| [01:09.660] | You got an attic full of dry rot |
| [01:11.050] | Because your roof sprung a leak |
| [01:12.190] | Your fridge is starting to reek |
| [01:13.340] | Your hardwood floors really squeak |
| [01:14.570] | But don' t you worry |
| [01:15.320] | I' ll just show you my amazing technique |
| [01:17.140] | Now let me glue that, |
| [01:18.100] | glue that and screw that, screw that |
| [01:19.830] | Any random chore you got, |
| [01:20.600] | well I can do that, do that |
| [01:22.140] | Or maybe I' ll just rewire your house for fun |
| [01:24.820] | I got 99 problems but a switch ain' t one |
| [01:27.640] | I' m so handy, everyone said so |
| [01:32.280] | I' ll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
| [01:37.610] | I' m so handy, I' m the guy to know |
| [01:42.270] | When your leaf blower doesn' t blowohohoh |
| [01:47.590] | Patch the drywall, |
| [01:50.060] | clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
| [01:52.300] | Make that phone call, |
| [01:55.050] | I' ll install anything you want |
| [01:57.290] | Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
| [01:59.940] | my socket wrenches are second to none |
| [02:02.570] | I won' t quit ' til I' m done, |
| [02:05.030] | don' t even care if I hammer my thumb |
| [02:13.590] | Still rocking my screwdriver |
| [02:15.430] | Got the whole world thinking I' m MacGuyver |
| [02:17.930] | Your heating bills are shocking |
| [02:20.340] | I can solve that with some duct tape |
| [02:21.800] | and some caulking |
| [02:23.750] | Your house is a disaster, huh? |
| [02:25.510] | Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
| [02:28.580] | Let me be your stripper |
| [02:30.080] | Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
| [02:32.640] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [02:37.270] | I' ll beat all price quotes, |
| [02:40.400] | my hourly rates are low |
| [02:42.560] | I' m so handy, you should call this pro |
| [02:47.270] | I' m in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
| [02:52.360] |
| [00:08.110] | First things first, I' m a craftsman |
| [00:10.470] | Remodelling is my only passion |
| [00:13.480] | And I' m the greatest in the business |
| [00:14.710] | Want referrals, yo |
| [00:15.930] | My clientè le will bear you witness |
| [00:18.150] | I can help when your door jamb sticks |
| [00:19.900] | There is nothing in the world I can' t fix |
| [00:22.960] | I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
| [00:24.850] | Call me, I' ll come rushing over |
| [00:26.210] | with my bag of tricks |
| [00:28.000] | Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
| [00:30.140] | Termite problem making you disgusted |
| [00:32.930] | When your front window is busted |
| [00:35.740] | Just one man that' s always trusted |
| [00:37.740] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [00:42.300] | I' ll fix your plumbing |
| [00:45.390] | when your toilets over flows |
| [00:47.500] | I' m so handy, I' ll bring you up to code |
| [00:52.300] | When your dishwasher' s about to explode |
| [00:57.450] | Now you see that |
| [00:57.980] | your furnace is needing some service |
| [01:00.130] | I' m fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
| [01:02.490] | Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
| [01:05.070] | Maybe I' ll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
| [01:07.250] | But all your pipes are antique |
| [01:08.420] | Your water pressure' s too weak |
| [01:09.660] | You got an attic full of dry rot |
| [01:11.050] | Because your roof sprung a leak |
| [01:12.190] | Your fridge is starting to reek |
| [01:13.340] | Your hardwood floors really squeak |
| [01:14.570] | But don' t you worry |
| [01:15.320] | I' ll just show you my amazing technique |
| [01:17.140] | Now let me glue that, |
| [01:18.100] | glue that and screw that, screw that |
| [01:19.830] | Any random chore you got, |
| [01:20.600] | well I can do that, do that |
| [01:22.140] | Or maybe I' ll just rewire your house for fun |
| [01:24.820] | I got 99 problems but a switch ain' t one |
| [01:27.640] | I' m so handy, everyone said so |
| [01:32.280] | I' ll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
| [01:37.610] | I' m so handy, I' m the guy to know |
| [01:42.270] | When your leaf blower doesn' t blowohohoh |
| [01:47.590] | Patch the drywall, |
| [01:50.060] | clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
| [01:52.300] | Make that phone call, |
| [01:55.050] | I' ll install anything you want |
| [01:57.290] | Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
| [01:59.940] | my socket wrenches are second to none |
| [02:02.570] | I won' t quit ' til I' m done, |
| [02:05.030] | don' t even care if I hammer my thumb |
| [02:13.590] | Still rocking my screwdriver |
| [02:15.430] | Got the whole world thinking I' m MacGuyver |
| [02:17.930] | Your heating bills are shocking |
| [02:20.340] | I can solve that with some duct tape |
| [02:21.800] | and some caulking |
| [02:23.750] | Your house is a disaster, huh? |
| [02:25.510] | Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
| [02:28.580] | Let me be your stripper |
| [02:30.080] | Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
| [02:32.640] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [02:37.270] | I' ll beat all price quotes, |
| [02:40.400] | my hourly rates are low |
| [02:42.560] | I' m so handy, you should call this pro |
| [02:47.270] | I' m in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
| [02:52.360] |
| [00:08.110] | 首先，我是个手艺人 |
| [00:10.470] | 改造是我唯一的热爱 |
| [00:13.480] | 我在业内是半壁江山 |
| [00:14.710] | 你想引荐吗 |
| [00:15.930] | 我的客户会作证的 |
| [00:18.150] | 当你门框卡住时，我会帮忙 |
| [00:19.900] | 世上没有什么我修不了的 |
| [00:22.960] | 我加瓦，我塑石，我添砖 |
| [00:24.850] | 拨打电话，咱会火速赶来 |
| [00:26.210] | 带着我满袋子的手艺 |
| [00:28.000] | 当你的废品生锈，你该如何 |
| [00:30.140] | 白蚁成灾让你厌恶 |
| [00:32.930] | 当你的前窗碎了 |
| [00:35.740] | 只有一个人能担负重任 |
| [00:37.740] | 我手艺高超，你也知道 |
| [00:42.300] | 我会修你家的管道 |
| [00:45.390] | 当你家厕所水漫金山 |
| [00:47.500] | 我手艺高超，你的一切都会变好 |
| [00:52.300] | 当你家洗碗机要炸了 |
| [00:57.450] | 现在你看到了 |
| [00:57.980] | 你家火炉需要点上门服务 |
| [01:00.130] | 我完全有担保，不必紧张 |
| [01:02.490] | 也许你家会成另一个富美家 |
| [01:05.070] | 也许我会连好洗碗机兼组合式烘干机 |
| [01:07.250] | 但你家水管是古董岁数 |
| [01:08.420] | 你家水压实在太小 |
| [01:09.660] | 你家阁楼要废掉了 |
| [01:11.050] | 因为你家屋顶有个窟窿 |
| [01:12.190] | 你家冰箱散发出恶臭 |
| [01:13.340] | 你家硬木板嘎吱响得起劲 |
| [01:14.570] | 但你别担心 |
| [01:15.320] | 让你看看我的炫酷手艺吧 |
| [01:17.140] | 现在胶上那个 |
| [01:18.100] | 胶上那个，再钉上这个，钉上 |
| [01:19.830] | 使你困扰的各种杂务 |
| [01:20.600] | 我都能搞定 |
| [01:22.140] | 也许我乐意给你家重新布线 |
| [01:24.820] | 我有99个问题，但开关不算 |
| [01:27.640] | 我手艺高超，大家都这么说 |
| [01:32.280] | 我会给你浴室瓷砖灌浆，重铺你家院子 |
| [01:37.610] | 我手艺高超，我无所不知 |
| [01:42.270] | 当你家吹叶机不会动 |
| [01:47.590] | 补好清水墙 |
| [01:50.060] | 打扫你家排水沟，修剪好草坪 |
| [01:52.300] | 拨打电话吧 |
| [01:55.050] | 我会收拾好你想要的 |
| [01:57.290] | 耶，瞧瞧我的大钉枪 |
| [01:59.940] | 我的管钳子独一无二 |
| [02:02.570] | 没干好我是不会走的 |
| [02:05.030] | 敲到我的拇指也小意思 |
| [02:13.590] | 继续鼓捣我的螺丝刀 |
| [02:15.430] | 全世界都会知道我是马盖先 |
| [02:17.930] | 你家取暖费简直可怕 |
| [02:20.340] | 用一些胶带就能完事 |
| [02:21.800] | 再填填缝隙 |
| [02:23.750] | 你的房子简直是灾难，对吧？ |
| [02:25.510] | 是不是要一个有涂墙泥的大师呢？ |
| [02:28.580] | 让我做你家的脱漆剂吧 |
| [02:30.080] | 去掉这些油漆，没人比我快 |
| [02:32.640] | 我手艺高超，你也知道 |
| [02:37.270] | 那些报价的可以滚蛋了 |
| [02:40.400] | 我计时工资很廉价 |
| [02:42.560] | 我手艺高超，你应该叫叫我 |
| [02:47.270] | 我的名字在电话簿里，还说的是西班牙语 |
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