Foil

歌曲 Foil
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Mandatory Fun

歌词

[00:00.50] I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.90] I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.36] So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.82] And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.37] But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.18] Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.95] I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.57] I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.31] Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.23] I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.89] With aluminum foil
[00:48.74] Never settle for less
[00:51.12] That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.81] To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.09] Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.74] Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.88] But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.50] A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.61] Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.11] Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.69] I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.16] And the Illuminati know
[01:29.49] That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:35.15] And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
[01:39.07] Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.83] Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.43] And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.24] Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.96] Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.63] From aluminum foil
[02:01.44] Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.75] In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.46] To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.12] Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.51] Seems a little crazy
[02:14.69] But someday I'll prove
[02:19.32] There's a big conspiracy

歌词大意

[00:00.50] wǒ sì hū cóng bù chī guāng wǒ diǎn de cài
[00:05.90] wǒ zǒng shì guǎn fú wù yuán yào gè gǒu shí dài
[00:11.36] lái zhuāng wǒ méi jǔ jué wán de shí wù
[00:16.82] rán hòu dài tā huí jiā, liú zhe yǐ hòu chī
[00:22.37] dàn wǒ zhī hòu bì xū yìng fù zhēn jūn, xì jūn
[00:26.18] wēi shēng wù, méi, méi hé yǎng huà zuò yòng
[00:28.95] wǒ bù zài hu, yīn wèi zài wǒ yǒu tè shū de dǎ bāo jì qiǎo
[00:33.57] wǒ cóng bù bèi sù liào dài, bō lí guàn, tè bǎi huì bǎo xiān hé zhèi xiē lā jī kùn rǎo
[00:37.31] sù liào bǎo xiān mó zhēn shì nǎo cán yòng de
[00:40.23] wǒ zhǐ xǐ huān bǎ suǒ yǒu de měi wèi jǐn jǐn dì fēng zhù
[00:44.89] yòng shén qí de lǚ bó zhǐ!
[00:48.74] cóng bù zài jié xǐng fāng miàn mǎn zú
[00:51.12] zhè zhǒng bāo zhuāng shì zuì bàng de
[00:53.81] lái ràng nǐ de sān míng zhì bǎo chí xīn xiān měi wèi
[00:56.09] fàng zài nǐ de zhì lěng xiāng lǐ
[00:59.74] zài nǐ zhǔn bèi hǎo de shí hòu chī diào tā
[01:01.88] dàn yě xǔ nǐ huì
[01:06.50] xiān hē shàng yī bēi qīng shuǎng de cǎo běn chá
[01:11.61] , hǎo jí le!
[01:13.11] ō, shùn biàn gào sù nǐ, wǒ yǐ jīng pò jiě le mǒu xiē jī mì
[01:18.69] wǒ fā xiàn le zhèi xiē yīn móu zǔ zhī
[01:24.16] guāng míng huì zhī dào
[01:29.49] tā men zǎo yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi hǎo tǒng zhì shì jiè
[01:35.15] rán hòu hěn kuài nǐ jiù huì kàn dào hēi sè de zhí shēng jī zài biān jìng chuān suō
[01:39.07] nà shi shì jiè xīn zhì xù de cāo zòng zhě
[01:41.83] nǐ dé liǎo jiě: zǒng yǒu yī xiē rén zhèng zài jiān shì nǐ
[01:46.43] zhèng fǔ yī jiù bú huì chéng rèn tā men wěi zào le zhěng gè yuè qiú jiàng luò
[01:50.24] sī wéi kòng zhì jī guāng, jīng shén diàn zǐ sǎo miáo
[01:52.96] wǒ cái bù pà, yīn wèi wǒ zuò le zhè gè tóu kuī bǎo hù zì jǐ
[01:57.63] yòng shén qí de lǚ bó zhǐ!
[02:01.44] dài yī dǐng nèi zhì lǚ bó de mào zi
[02:03.75] bì miǎn wàn yī yǒu wài xīng rén
[02:06.46] lái tàn cè nǐ de pì gǔ huò zhě dú qǔ nǐ de sī wéi
[02:09.12] kàn shang qu yǒu diǎn qí guài
[02:12.51] sì hū yǒu xiē fēng kuáng
[02:14.69] dàn shì zǒng yǒu yì tiān wǒ huì xiàng nǐ zhèng míng
[02:19.32] zhè zhōng jiān yǒu yí gè jù dà de yīn móu!