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歌曲 Word Crimes
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Mandatory Fun
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[00:00.66][Intro]
[00:01.39] Everybody shut up, WOO!
[00:06.93] Everyone listen up!
[00:10.57] Hey, hey, hey
[00:11.41] Hey, hey, hey
[00:13.46] Hey, hey, hey
[00:14.63][Verse 1]
[00:17.31] If you can't write in the proper way
[00:21.63] If you don't know how to conjugate
[00:25.24] Maybe you flunked that class
[00:27.55] And maybe now you find
[00:29.52] That people mock you online
[00:32.29][Bridge]
[00:33.03] Okay, now here's the deal
[00:35.55] I'll try to educate ya
[00:37.47] Gonna familiarize
[00:39.39] You with the nomenclature
[00:41.40] You'll learn the definitions
[00:43.39] Of nouns and prepositions
[00:45.45] Literacy's your mission
[00:47.36][Chorus]
[00:48.10] And that's why I think it's a good time
[00:50.95] To learn some grammar
[00:52.92] Now, did I stammer
[00:54.66] Work on that grammar
[00:56.26] You should know when
[00:59.15] It's "less" or it's "fewer"
[01:00.91] Like people who were
[01:02.79] Never raised in a sewer
[01:04.67] I hate these word crimes
[01:07.03] Like I could care less
[01:08.80] That means you do care
[01:11.87] At least a little
[01:12.84] Don't be a moron
[01:14.73] You'd better slow down
[01:16.58] And use the right pronoun
[01:19.26] Show the world you're no clown
[01:20.27][Verse 2]
[01:20.84] Say you got a "It"
[01:22.13] Followed by apostrophe, "s"
[01:24.29] Now what does that mean?
[01:26.55] You would not use "it’s" in this case
[01:28.65] As a possessive
[01:30.38] It's a contraction
[01:32.07] What's a contraction?
[01:34.07] Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
[01:36.31] By the omission of a sound or letter
[01:36.95][Bridge]
[01:37.23] Okay, now here's some notes
[01:38.46] Syntax you’re always mangling
[01:40.34] No X in "Espresso"
[01:42.07] Your participle's danglin'
[01:44.16] But I don't want your drama
[01:46.26] If you really wanna
[01:48.27] Leave out that Oxford comma
[01:49.62][Chorus]
[01:50.21] "be", "see", "are", "you"
[01:52.81] Are words, not letters
[01:56.29] Get it together
[01:58.18] Use your spellchecker
[01:59.81] You should never
[02:01.91] Write words using numbers
[02:03.50] Unless you're seven
[02:05.46] Or your name is Prince
[02:07.47] I hate these word crimes
[02:09.74] You really need a
[02:11.58] Full-time proofreader
[02:13.36] You dumb mouthbreather
[02:15.25] Well, you should hire
[02:17.57] Some cunning linguist
[02:19.10] To help you distinguish
[02:21.01] What is proper English
[02:22.52][Verse 3]
[02:23.17] One thing I ask of you
[02:24.98] Time to learn your homophones is past due
[02:27.17] Learn to diagram a sentence too
[02:29.05] Always say to whom
[02:30.21] Don't ever say to who
[02:31.17] And listen up when I tell you this
[02:33.03] I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
[02:35.15] You finished second grade
[02:36.37] I hope you can tell
[02:37.24] If you're doing good or doing well
[02:38.93] Figure out the difference
[02:41.11] Irony is not coincidence
[02:42.89] And, I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
[02:44.85] What's figurative and what's literal
[02:46.82] Oh but, just now, you said
[02:48.86] You "literally couldn't get out of bed"
[02:51.03] That really makes me want to literally
[02:52.72] Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
[02:54.45][Chorus]
[02:54.85] I read your e-mail
[02:56.99] It's quite apparent
[02:58.83] Your grammar's errant
[03:00.58] You're incoherent
[03:02.50] Saw your blog post
[03:04.45] It's really fantastic
[03:06.66] That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
[03:08.66] ’Cause you write like a spastic
[03:10.19] I hate these Word Crimes
[03:12.89] Your prose is dopey
[03:14.78] Think you should only
[03:16.46] Write in emoji
[03:18.37] Oh, you're a lost cause
[03:20.89] Go back to preschool
[03:22.56] Get out of the gene pool
[03:24.32] Try your best to not drool
[03:25.98][Outro]
[03:26.58] Never mind, I give up
[03:28.86] Really now, I give up
[03:33.29] Hey, hey, hey
[03:35.45] Hey, hey, hey
[03:37.45] Go Away!
[00:00.66][Intro]
[00:01.39] Everybody shut up, WOO!
[00:06.93] Everyone listen up!
[00:10.57] Hey, hey, hey
[00:11.41] Hey, hey, hey
[00:13.46] Hey, hey, hey
[00:14.63][Verse 1]
[00:17.31] If you can' t write in the proper way
[00:21.63] If you don' t know how to conjugate
[00:25.24] Maybe you flunked that class
[00:27.55] And maybe now you find
[00:29.52] That people mock you online
[00:32.29][Bridge]
[00:33.03] Okay, now here' s the deal
[00:35.55] I' ll try to educate ya
[00:37.47] Gonna familiarize
[00:39.39] You with the nomenclature
[00:41.40] You' ll learn the definitions
[00:43.39] Of nouns and prepositions
[00:45.45] Literacy' s your mission
[00:47.36][Chorus]
[00:48.10] And that' s why I think it' s a good time
[00:50.95] To learn some grammar
[00:52.92] Now, did I stammer
[00:54.66] Work on that grammar
[00:56.26] You should know when
[00:59.15] It' s " less" or it' s " fewer"
[01:00.91] Like people who were
[01:02.79] Never raised in a sewer
[01:04.67] I hate these word crimes
[01:07.03] Like I could care less
[01:08.80] That means you do care
[01:11.87] At least a little
[01:12.84] Don' t be a moron
[01:14.73] You' d better slow down
[01:16.58] And use the right pronoun
[01:19.26] Show the world you' re no clown
[01:20.27][Verse 2]
[01:20.84] Say you got a " It"
[01:22.13] Followed by apostrophe, " s"
[01:24.29] Now what does that mean?
[01:26.55] You would not use " it' s" in this case
[01:28.65] As a possessive
[01:30.38] It' s a contraction
[01:32.07] What' s a contraction?
[01:34.07] Well, it' s the shortening of a word, or a group of words
[01:36.31] By the omission of a sound or letter
[01:36.95][Bridge]
[01:37.23] Okay, now here' s some notes
[01:38.46] Syntax you' re always mangling
[01:40.34] No X in " Espresso"
[01:42.07] Your participle' s danglin'
[01:44.16] But I don' t want your drama
[01:46.26] If you really wanna
[01:48.27] Leave out that Oxford comma
[01:49.62][Chorus]
[01:50.21] " be", " see", " are", " you"
[01:52.81] Are words, not letters
[01:56.29] Get it together
[01:58.18] Use your spellchecker
[01:59.81] You should never
[02:01.91] Write words using numbers
[02:03.50] Unless you' re seven
[02:05.46] Or your name is Prince
[02:07.47] I hate these word crimes
[02:09.74] You really need a
[02:11.58] Fulltime proofreader
[02:13.36] You dumb mouthbreather
[02:15.25] Well, you should hire
[02:17.57] Some cunning linguist
[02:19.10] To help you distinguish
[02:21.01] What is proper English
[02:22.52][Verse 3]
[02:23.17] One thing I ask of you
[02:24.98] Time to learn your homophones is past due
[02:27.17] Learn to diagram a sentence too
[02:29.05] Always say to whom
[02:30.21] Don' t ever say to who
[02:31.17] And listen up when I tell you this
[02:33.03] I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
[02:35.15] You finished second grade
[02:36.37] I hope you can tell
[02:37.24] If you' re doing good or doing well
[02:38.93] Figure out the difference
[02:41.11] Irony is not coincidence
[02:42.89] And, I thought that you' d gotten it through your skull
[02:44.85] What' s figurative and what' s literal
[02:46.82] Oh but, just now, you said
[02:48.86] You " literally couldn' t get out of bed"
[02:51.03] That really makes me want to literally
[02:52.72] Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
[02:54.45][Chorus]
[02:54.85] I read your email
[02:56.99] It' s quite apparent
[02:58.83] Your grammar' s errant
[03:00.58] You' re incoherent
[03:02.50] Saw your blog post
[03:04.45] It' s really fantastic
[03:06.66] That was sarcastic Oh, psych!
[03:08.66] ' Cause you write like a spastic
[03:10.19] I hate these Word Crimes
[03:12.89] Your prose is dopey
[03:14.78] Think you should only
[03:16.46] Write in emoji
[03:18.37] Oh, you' re a lost cause
[03:20.89] Go back to preschool
[03:22.56] Get out of the gene pool
[03:24.32] Try your best to not drool
[03:25.98][Outro]
[03:26.58] Never mind, I give up
[03:28.86] Really now, I give up
[03:33.29] Hey, hey, hey
[03:35.45] Hey, hey, hey
[03:37.45] Go Away!
[00:00.66][Intro]
[00:01.39] Everybody shut up, WOO!
[00:06.93] Everyone listen up!
[00:10.57] Hey, hey, hey
[00:11.41] Hey, hey, hey
[00:13.46] Hey, hey, hey
[00:14.63][Verse 1]
[00:17.31] If you can' t write in the proper way
[00:21.63] If you don' t know how to conjugate
[00:25.24] Maybe you flunked that class
[00:27.55] And maybe now you find
[00:29.52] That people mock you online
[00:32.29][Bridge]
[00:33.03] Okay, now here' s the deal
[00:35.55] I' ll try to educate ya
[00:37.47] Gonna familiarize
[00:39.39] You with the nomenclature
[00:41.40] You' ll learn the definitions
[00:43.39] Of nouns and prepositions
[00:45.45] Literacy' s your mission
[00:47.36][Chorus]
[00:48.10] And that' s why I think it' s a good time
[00:50.95] To learn some grammar
[00:52.92] Now, did I stammer
[00:54.66] Work on that grammar
[00:56.26] You should know when
[00:59.15] It' s " less" or it' s " fewer"
[01:00.91] Like people who were
[01:02.79] Never raised in a sewer
[01:04.67] I hate these word crimes
[01:07.03] Like I could care less
[01:08.80] That means you do care
[01:11.87] At least a little
[01:12.84] Don' t be a moron
[01:14.73] You' d better slow down
[01:16.58] And use the right pronoun
[01:19.26] Show the world you' re no clown
[01:20.27][Verse 2]
[01:20.84] Say you got a " It"
[01:22.13] Followed by apostrophe, " s"
[01:24.29] Now what does that mean?
[01:26.55] You would not use " it' s" in this case
[01:28.65] As a possessive
[01:30.38] It' s a contraction
[01:32.07] What' s a contraction?
[01:34.07] Well, it' s the shortening of a word, or a group of words
[01:36.31] By the omission of a sound or letter
[01:36.95][Bridge]
[01:37.23] Okay, now here' s some notes
[01:38.46] Syntax you' re always mangling
[01:40.34] No X in " Espresso"
[01:42.07] Your participle' s danglin'
[01:44.16] But I don' t want your drama
[01:46.26] If you really wanna
[01:48.27] Leave out that Oxford comma
[01:49.62][Chorus]
[01:50.21] " be", " see", " are", " you"
[01:52.81] Are words, not letters
[01:56.29] Get it together
[01:58.18] Use your spellchecker
[01:59.81] You should never
[02:01.91] Write words using numbers
[02:03.50] Unless you' re seven
[02:05.46] Or your name is Prince
[02:07.47] I hate these word crimes
[02:09.74] You really need a
[02:11.58] Fulltime proofreader
[02:13.36] You dumb mouthbreather
[02:15.25] Well, you should hire
[02:17.57] Some cunning linguist
[02:19.10] To help you distinguish
[02:21.01] What is proper English
[02:22.52][Verse 3]
[02:23.17] One thing I ask of you
[02:24.98] Time to learn your homophones is past due
[02:27.17] Learn to diagram a sentence too
[02:29.05] Always say to whom
[02:30.21] Don' t ever say to who
[02:31.17] And listen up when I tell you this
[02:33.03] I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
[02:35.15] You finished second grade
[02:36.37] I hope you can tell
[02:37.24] If you' re doing good or doing well
[02:38.93] Figure out the difference
[02:41.11] Irony is not coincidence
[02:42.89] And, I thought that you' d gotten it through your skull
[02:44.85] What' s figurative and what' s literal
[02:46.82] Oh but, just now, you said
[02:48.86] You " literally couldn' t get out of bed"
[02:51.03] That really makes me want to literally
[02:52.72] Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
[02:54.45][Chorus]
[02:54.85] I read your email
[02:56.99] It' s quite apparent
[02:58.83] Your grammar' s errant
[03:00.58] You' re incoherent
[03:02.50] Saw your blog post
[03:04.45] It' s really fantastic
[03:06.66] That was sarcastic Oh, psych!
[03:08.66] ' Cause you write like a spastic
[03:10.19] I hate these Word Crimes
[03:12.89] Your prose is dopey
[03:14.78] Think you should only
[03:16.46] Write in emoji
[03:18.37] Oh, you' re a lost cause
[03:20.89] Go back to preschool
[03:22.56] Get out of the gene pool
[03:24.32] Try your best to not drool
[03:25.98][Outro]
[03:26.58] Never mind, I give up
[03:28.86] Really now, I give up
[03:33.29] Hey, hey, hey
[03:35.45] Hey, hey, hey
[03:37.45] Go Away!
[00:01.39] 都给我闭嘴，喔！
[00:06.93] 都给我听好！
[00:10.57] 嘿，嘿，嘿
[00:11.41] 嘿，嘿，嘿
[00:13.46] 嘿，嘿，嘿
[00:17.31] 要是你写不对
[00:21.63] 要是你不会变化词形
[00:25.24] 你或许会拿不及格
[00:27.55] 或许你会发现
[00:29.52] 别人在网上笑话你
[00:33.03] 好吧，现在有个法子
[00:35.55] 我要教教你
[00:37.47] 让你茅塞顿开
[00:39.39] 学学术语
[00:41.40] 学学定义
[00:43.39] 名词和介词
[00:45.45] 你得能读能写
[00:48.10] 于是我认为这是好时机
[00:50.95] 学学一些语法
[00:52.92] 我结巴了吗
[00:54.66] 研究一下语法
[00:56.26] 你得知道
[00:59.15] 啥时用“less”啥时用"fewer“
[01:00.91] 就像那些
[01:02.79] 从不住下水道的人
[01:04.67] 我恨这些文字罪行
[01:07.03] 比如”我很少在意“
[01:08.80] 意思是你在意
[01:11.87] 只不过很少
[01:12.84] 不要成为傻冒
[01:14.73] 你得慢慢来
[01:16.58] 得用对代词
[01:19.26] 向世界证明你不是小丑
[01:20.84] 你有个“it”
[01:22.13] 再一个撇号和“s”
[01:24.29] 那么这是啥意思？
[01:26.55] 看来你不会用"it's“
[01:28.65] 这是代表所属关系
[01:30.38] 这是缩约形式
[01:32.07] 啥是缩约形式？
[01:34.07] 这是词或词组的缩写
[01:36.31] 可以省略发音或字母
[01:37.23] 好，有几点要注意
[01:38.46] 你总是用错的句法
[01:40.34] “Espresso”里没有“X”
[01:42.07] 你分词一团糟
[01:44.16] 但我不要你的戏剧性
[01:46.26] 如果你真的想
[01:48.27] 别用什么牛津逗号
[01:50.21] "be"和"see“和”are“和”you“
[01:52.81] 都是词，不是字母
[01:56.29] 结合起来
[01:58.18] 检查一下拼写
[01:59.81] 你绝对不应该
[02:01.91] 用数字代替单词
[02:03.50] 除非你才七岁
[02:05.46] 或者你是写歌的Prince
[02:07.47] 我恨这些文字罪行
[02:09.74] 你真的需要一个
[02:11.58] 全天候校对员
[02:13.36] 你个蠢哑巴
[02:15.25] 好吧，你得花钱雇
[02:17.57] 几位语言老专家
[02:19.10] 让你擦亮眼睛
[02:21.01] 什么才是正规的英语
[02:23.17] 我还有一点要说
[02:24.98] 来不及去学同音异义词了
[02:27.17] 还有图解句子
[02:29.05] 是对"whom”说
[02:30.21] 不要对“who”说
[02:31.17] 我来教你，仔细听好
[02:33.03] 不要去用引号来表强调
[02:35.15] 你已过了二年级
[02:36.37] 我希望你能发现
[02:37.24] 你干得好或干得不错
[02:38.93] 找出不同之处
[02:41.11] 反语不是巧事
[02:42.89] 我认为你已明白了
[02:44.85] 什么是比喻，什么是字面
[02:46.82] 哦，但你刚才说了
[02:48.86] 你“简直不想起床”
[02:51.03] 这真让我想逐字逐句
[02:52.72] 给你傻脑袋上来一棍子
[02:54.85] 我读了你的电子邮件
[02:56.99] 非常明明白白的是
[02:58.83] 你的语法太出格
[03:00.58] 你驴唇不对马嘴
[03:02.50] 看了你的博文
[03:04.45] 真是太美妙了
[03:06.66] 这是讽刺（哦，完了！）
[03:08.66] 因为你写得像个麻痹病人
[03:10.19] 我恨这些文字罪行
[03:12.89] 你的散文写得脑残
[03:14.78] 以为你只需
[03:16.46] 用表情写文章
[03:18.37] 哦，你是个例外
[03:20.89] 滚回幼儿园吧
[03:22.56] 滚出基因库吧
[03:24.32] 努力别流口水
[03:26.58] 别在意，我放弃了
[03:28.86] 就现在，我放弃了
[03:33.29] 嘿，嘿，嘿
[03:35.45] 嘿，嘿，嘿
[03:37.45] 滚！
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