My Own Eyes

My Own Eyes 歌词

歌曲 My Own Eyes
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Mandatory Fun
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[00:00.57] I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:03.39] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.58] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.56] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:13.10] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.37] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.55] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.74] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.47] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.16] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.74] Without seeing that
[00:41.54] With my own eyes
[00:43.30] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:48.02] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.76] From my own eyes
[00:54.59] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.70] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.98] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:03.99] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.39] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.38] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.61] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.70] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:19.98] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.66] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.45] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.92] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.96] With my own eyes
[01:37.30] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.13] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.99] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.33] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.75] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.68] With my own eyes
[02:09.33] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.19] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.23] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.41] So we used him to play hacky-sack
[02:24.39] My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
[02:27.52] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.66] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.10] Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.57] I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:46.13] With my own eyes
[02:47.75] I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.47] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.31] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.58] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:01.88] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:10.14] With my own eyes x4
[00:00.57] 我见过一个婴儿开卡车
[00:03.39] 我见过一个吸毒哥们吃喇叭
[00:06.58] 我见过一个脱衣舞女亲鸭子
[00:09.56] 在阿鲁巴的垃圾车后面
[00:13.10] 我看见这个又肥又神经的老伙计
[00:16.13] 他穿着蟋蟀做成的内裤
[00:19.37] 他用他全部的积蓄去买
[00:22.55] 一些老旧过期的乐透彩票
[00:25.74] 我见过裸奔的流浪汉
[00:28.47] 嘴对嘴给他的猫做人工呼吸
[00:32.16] 我也许会过拥有一个更美好的人生
[00:34.74] 在没有见到这些的情况下
[00:41.54] 用我自己的眼睛
[00:43.30] 我看见了足以让一个正常人疯掉的东西
[00:48.02] 真希望我的大脑能断开
[00:50.76] 与我视觉的联系
[00:54.59] 我见过一个小丑被砍死
[00:57.70] 凶手是他幻想中的屠刀
[01:00.98] 我见过一个老人咽下最后一口气
[01:03.99] 我亲眼见到他死于比伯狂热
[01:07.39] 我见过这些有糖尿病的小妞
[01:10.38] 在一座废弃的711便利店里
[01:13.61] 我亲眼见到她们一边吸神仙棒
[01:16.70] 一边吼着《天堂的阶梯》
[01:19.98] 我见过两个女装基佬想试试用多少咸饼干
[01:23.66] 才能塞满他们的鼻子
[01:26.45] 我真TM想彻底清除这些记忆,但是我猜
[01:32.92] 这就是事物的发展规律
[01:35.96] 用我自己的眼睛
[01:37.30] 我看见了足以让一个正常人疯掉的东西
[01:42.13] 真希望我的大脑能断开
[01:44.99] 与我视觉的联系
[01:48.33] 那些视线在侵蚀我的记忆
[01:51.75] 噢,有太多我不想看到的东西
[01:56.68] 用我自己的眼睛
[02:09.33] 一些牧师喝醉了酒偷了个马戏团斑马
[02:13.19] 然后训练它为自己按摩后背
[02:16.23] 我的豚鼠坚定的切腹自尽了
[02:19.41] 所以我们用他来打沙包
[02:24.39] 我邻居家的熊孩子贩卖武器级钚
[02:27.52] 和上霜了的冰柠檬水
[02:30.66] 他们带万事达信用卡有时也会
[02:33.10] 拿人体器官做交换,那是我们付钱的方式
[02:39.57] 我不得不说这柠檬水真TM带劲!
[02:46.13] 用我自己的眼睛
[02:47.75] 我看见了足以让一个正常人疯掉的东西
[02:52.47] 真希望我的大脑能断开
[02:55.31] 与我视觉的联系
[02:58.58] 那些视线在侵蚀我的记忆
[03:01.88] 噢,有太多我不想看到的东西
[03:10.14] 用我自己的眼睛
My Own Eyes 歌词
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