My Own Eyes

歌曲 My Own Eyes
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Mandatory Fun

歌词

[00:00.57] I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:03.39] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.58] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.56] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:13.10] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.37] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.55] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.74] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.47] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.16] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.74] Without seeing that
[00:41.54] With my own eyes
[00:43.30] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:48.02] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.76] From my own eyes
[00:54.59] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.70] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.98] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:03.99] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.39] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.38] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.61] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.70] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:19.98] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.66] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.45] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.92] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.96] With my own eyes
[01:37.30] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.13] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.99] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.33] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.75] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.68] With my own eyes
[02:09.33] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.19] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.23] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.41] So we used him to play hacky-sack
[02:24.39] My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
[02:27.52] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.66] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.10] Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.57] I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:46.13] With my own eyes
[02:47.75] I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.47] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.31] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.58] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:01.88] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:10.14] With my own eyes x4

歌词大意

[00:00.57] wǒ jiàn guò yí gè yīng ér kāi kǎ chē
[00:03.39] wǒ jiàn guò yí gè xī dú gē men chī lǎ bā
[00:06.58] wǒ jiàn guò yí gè tuō yī wǔ nǚ qīn yā zǐ
[00:09.56] zài a lǔ bā de lā jī chē hòu miàn
[00:13.10] wǒ kàn jiàn zhè gè yòu féi yòu shén jīng de lǎo huǒ jì
[00:16.13] tā chuān zhe xī shuài zuò chéng de nèi kù
[00:19.37] tā yòng tā quán bù de jī xù qù mǎi
[00:22.55] yī xiē lǎo jiù guò qī de lè tòu cǎi piào
[00:25.74] wǒ jiàn guò luǒ bēn de liú làng hàn
[00:28.47] zuǐ duì zuǐ gěi tā de māo zuò rén gōng hū xī
[00:32.16] wǒ yě xǔ huì guò yōng yǒu yí gè gèng měi hǎo de rén shēng
[00:34.74] zài méi yǒu jiàn dào zhèi xiē de qíng kuàng xià
[00:41.54] yòng wǒ zì jǐ de yǎn jīng
[00:43.30] wǒ kàn jiàn le zú yǐ ràng yí gè zhèng cháng rén fēng diào de dōng xī
[00:48.02] zhēn xī wàng wǒ de dà nǎo néng duàn kāi
[00:50.76] yǔ wǒ shì jué de lián xì
[00:54.59] wǒ jiàn guò yí gè xiǎo chǒu bèi kǎn sǐ
[00:57.70] xiōng shǒu shì tā huàn xiǎng zhōng de tú dāo
[01:00.98] wǒ jiàn guò yí gè lǎo rén yàn xià zuì hòu yī kǒu qì
[01:03.99] wǒ qīn yǎn jiàn dào tā sǐ yú bǐ bó kuáng rè
[01:07.39] wǒ jiàn guò zhèi xiē yǒu táng niào bìng de xiǎo niū
[01:10.38] zài yī zuò fèi qì de 711 biàn lì diàn lǐ
[01:13.61] wǒ qīn yǎn jiàn dào tā men yī biān xī shén xiān bàng
[01:16.70] yī biān hǒu zhe tiān táng de jiē tī
[01:19.98] wǒ jiàn guò liǎng gè nǚ zhuāng jī lǎo xiǎng shì shì yòng duō shǎo xián bǐng gān
[01:23.66] cái néng sāi mǎn tā men de bí zi
[01:26.45] wǒ zhēn TM xiǎng chè dǐ qīng chú zhèi xiē jì yì, dàn shì wǒ cāi
[01:32.92] zhè jiù shì shì wù de fā zhǎn guī lǜ
[01:35.96] yòng wǒ zì jǐ de yǎn jīng
[01:37.30] wǒ kàn jiàn le zú yǐ ràng yí gè zhèng cháng rén fēng diào de dōng xī
[01:42.13] zhēn xī wàng wǒ de dà nǎo néng duàn kāi
[01:44.99] yǔ wǒ shì jué de lián xì
[01:48.33] nèi xiē shì xiàn zài qīn shí wǒ de jì yì
[01:51.75] ō, yǒu tài duō wǒ bù xiǎng kàn dào de dōng xī
[01:56.68] yòng wǒ zì jǐ de yǎn jīng
[02:09.33] yī xiē mù shī hē zuì le jiǔ tōu le gè mǎ xì tuán bān mǎ
[02:13.19] rán hòu xùn liàn tā wèi zì jǐ àn mó hòu bèi
[02:16.23] wǒ de tún shǔ jiān dìng de qiē fù zì jìn le
[02:19.41] suǒ yǐ wǒ men yòng tā lái dǎ shā bāo
[02:24.39] wǒ lín jū jiā de xióng hái zi fàn mài wǔ qì jí bù
[02:27.52] hé shàng shuāng le de bīng níng méng shuǐ
[02:30.66] tā men dài wàn shì dá xìn yòng kǎ yǒu shí yě huì
[02:33.10] ná rén tǐ qì guān zuò jiāo huàn, nà shi wǒ men fù qián de fāng shì
[02:39.57] wǒ bù dé bù shuō zhè níng méng shuǐ zhēn TM dài jìn!
[02:46.13] yòng wǒ zì jǐ de yǎn jīng
[02:47.75] wǒ kàn jiàn le zú yǐ ràng yí gè zhèng cháng rén fēng diào de dōng xī
[02:52.47] zhēn xī wàng wǒ de dà nǎo néng duàn kāi
[02:55.31] yǔ wǒ shì jué de lián xì
[02:58.58] nèi xiē shì xiàn zài qīn shí wǒ de jì yì
[03:01.88] ō, yǒu tài duō wǒ bù xiǎng kàn dào de dōng xī
[03:10.14] yòng wǒ zì jǐ de yǎn jīng