First World Problems

歌曲 First World Problems
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Mandatory Fun

歌词

[00:11.81] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
[00:16.14] When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
[00:21.60] I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
[00:26.99] Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
[00:32.50] Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
[00:37.51] I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
[00:42.62] Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
[00:47.81] Don't they know how to text? OMG!
[00:50.20] I got
[00:51.30] First world, first world problems
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[01:06.46] I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
[01:12.25] Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
[01:17.78] Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
[01:22.99] I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
[01:28.38] My barista didn't even bother
[01:30.77] to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
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[01:53.01] Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
[01:59.84] My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
[02:20.77] The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
[02:25.35] My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
[02:30.78] Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
[02:35.46] so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
[02:44.49] (Laughing)

歌词大意

[00:11.81] wǒ jiā bǎo mǔ zài dǎ sǎo yù shì, yú shì wǒ jiù xǐ bù liǎo zǎo
[00:16.14] dāng wǒ qù xǐ zǎo shí, shuǐ zài yī xiǎo shí hòu cái lěng xià lái
[00:21.60] wǒ bù néng qù diǎn zǎo cān le, yīn wèi wǒ shuì dào le liǎng diǎn
[00:26.99] rán hòu wǒ yòng miàn bāo tián bǎo dǔ zi, què méi gěi dī lā mǐ sū liú kòng wèi
[00:32.50] ó bù, wǒ bǐ jì běn píng mù de jiǎo luò chū xiàn le xiàng sù
[00:37.51] wǒ hé bāo lǐ yě méi yǒu líng qián qù fù zì dòng fàn mài jī
[00:42.62] yī xiē bái chī gāng gāng gěi wǒ dǎ diàn huà, shà!?
[00:47.81] nán dào tā men bù dǒng zěn me fā duǎn xìn? OMG!
[00:50.20] wǒ pèng shàng le
[00:51.30] dì yī shì jiè, dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[00:54.19] dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[00:55.98] dì yī shì jiè, dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[00:59.38] dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:01.22] dì yī shì jiè, dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:06.46] wǒ mǎi le tài duō de shí pǐn zá huò, yǐ zhì sāi bù jìn bīng xiāng
[01:12.25] wàng jì le wǒ jiā yuán dīng de míng zì, hái dé guò huì ér qù wèn tā
[01:17.78] xiǎng shì zhe tiào guò guǎng gào, méi bàn fǎ, wǒ kàn de shì diàn shì zhí bō
[01:22.99] wǒ gǎn kěn dìng zhè gè jī chǎng xiū xī shì de bǐng gān bú shì wú fū zhì
[01:28.38] wǒ de kā fēi tīng yuán gōng yě lǎn de
[01:30.77] qù zhuāng shì wǒ de xiāng cǎo ná tiě shàng miàn dí pào mò
[01:36.90] dì yī shì jiè, dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:39.58] dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:41.82] dì yī shì jiè, dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:44.79] dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:47.00] dì yī shì jiè, dì yī shì jiè nán tí
[01:53.01] jì bù qǐ lái nǎ liàng shì wǒ kāi qù shāng chǎng de chē
[01:59.84] wǒ de Sonicare diàn dòng yá shuā méi chōng diàn, rú jīn wǒ dé zì jǐ shuā yá, jiù xiàng gè ní ān dé tè rén
[02:20.77] mián bèi dān shàng de chóu mì zhēn xiàn kàn de ràng wǒ fā yǎng
[02:25.35] wǒ fáng zi tài dà le, zài chú fáng jiē shōu bú dào wú xiàn xìn hào
[02:30.78] è, wǒ hái dé mǎi yī xiē wǒ yòng bù zháo de dōng xī
[02:35.46] yīn wèi zhè yàng wǒ kě yǐ miǎn qù yà mǎ xùn de yùn fèi
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