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Nice hat, dork, |
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you look like a duck |
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I had Alfred read your books, |
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he told me they suck |
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I'll crush your British nuts until |
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they're bangers and mash |
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I've seen better detective |
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work in Tango & Cash |
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You chump, I kick punks |
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like you off the streets |
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While you and Velma here are |
| [00:32.29] |
solving Scooby Doo mysteries |
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Nothing makes me laugh, |
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but I bet your raps can |
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So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman! |
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I once met a rich fellow |
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who smelled of guano and pain |
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Holmes explain |
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I deduce this douce stain as |
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Bruce Wayne |
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The billionaire? |
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Yes, his wealth would allow |
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this adversary of hours |
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To afford the toys his needs |
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Since he has no superpowers! |
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You want to battle, |
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bat? Bring it then |
| [00:57.22] |
I heard he has a British butler |
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Good! Then he'll be used to |
| [01:00.32] |
getting served by Englishmen! |
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You're a wack vigilante |
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black pantied spud with no skill |
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My sidekick's a doctor |
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Because his flows are so ill! |
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Shut up, nerds, |
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I serve justice, so eat it |
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My sidekick only comes around |
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When he's needed! |
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Boy wonder make you wonder |
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how your ass got killed |
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Bite harder than those hounds |
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down in Baskerville |
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I'll bust you with |
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that bat-whack-rap repellant |
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Rappel a building,snatch a villain |
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then by dinner be chilling |
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Gotta secret about your |
| [01:22.64] |
homegirl Irene Adler |
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Took her back to my nest, |
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to bam pow kersplat her |
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I'll shatter that fiddle |
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with a chop of the hand! |
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Holy Conan Doyle, |
| [01:28.42] |
let's get em! Aw god damn! |
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You're not smart, you're selfish, |
| [01:31.51] |
you endanger everyone's life |
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Why don't you let your boyfriend |
| [01:34.33] |
here go home to his wife? |
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Nobody likes you, not your brother, |
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not your partner, not Scotland Yard! |
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You'll die alone with no friends |
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except that needle in your arm! |
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This mustn't register on |
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an emotional levela |
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First, exploit childhood tragedya |
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then gesture with pipea |
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Watson finishes punchlinea next, |
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acknowledge compliment |
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Conclude with killer catchphrasea |
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I believe your parent's homicide is |
| [01:58.13] |
why you mask your face |
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You're shamed and traumatized and |
| [02:01.06] |
haunted by the vast disgrace |
| [02:02.51] |
Of watching like a passive waste |
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as momma died and daddy |
| [02:05.87] |
was dispatched with haste! |
| [02:07.04] |
Holmes, you've cracked the case! |
| [02:08.53] |
You're a bat shit crazy basket case! |
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Bloody good rhymes! |
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I've got tonnes! |
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Dissing these dynamic douchebags |
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was elementary, my dear Watson |
