Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

歌曲 Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
歌手 Epic Rap Battles of History
专辑 Batman vs Sherlock Holmes-Single

歌词

[00:13.88] Nice hat, dork,
[00:15.14]
[00:15.66] you look like a duck
[00:17.24] I had Alfred read your books,
[00:18.59]
[00:19.09] he told me they suck
[00:20.17]
[00:20.67] I'll crush your British nuts until
[00:22.38] they're bangers and mash
[00:23.26]
[00:23.80] I've seen better detective
[00:25.31] work in Tango & Cash
[00:26.79]
[00:27.49] You chump, I kick punks
[00:29.17] like you off the streets
[00:30.65] While you and Velma here are
[00:32.29] solving Scooby Doo mysteries
[00:33.40]
[00:34.31] Nothing makes me laugh,
[00:35.95] but I bet your raps can
[00:37.65] So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman!
[00:41.27] I once met a rich fellow
[00:42.85] who smelled of guano and pain
[00:44.54] Holmes explain
[00:45.30] I deduce this douce stain as
[00:46.84] Bruce Wayne
[00:47.88] The billionaire?
[00:48.84] Yes, his wealth would allow
[00:50.00] this adversary of hours
[00:51.38] To afford the toys his needs
[00:52.87] Since he has no superpowers!
[00:54.79] You want to battle,
[00:55.95] bat? Bring it then
[00:57.22] I heard he has a British butler
[00:58.86] Good! Then he'll be used to
[01:00.32] getting served by Englishmen!
[01:01.69] You're a wack vigilante
[01:02.86] black pantied spud with no skill
[01:04.93] My sidekick's a doctor
[01:06.74] Because his flows are so ill!
[01:07.91]
[01:08.62] Shut up, nerds,
[01:10.07] I serve justice, so eat it
[01:11.88] My sidekick only comes around
[01:14.07] When he's needed!
[01:15.32] Boy wonder make you wonder
[01:16.56] how your ass got killed
[01:17.03] Bite harder than those hounds
[01:18.08] down in Baskerville
[01:18.82] I'll bust you with
[01:19.49] that bat-whack-rap repellant
[01:20.63] Rappel a building,snatch a villain
[01:21.08] then by dinner be chilling
[01:21.42] Gotta secret about your
[01:22.64] homegirl Irene Adler
[01:24.12] Took her back to my nest,
[01:25.31] to bam pow kersplat her
[01:26.18] I'll shatter that fiddle
[01:26.71] with a chop of the hand!
[01:27.75] Holy Conan Doyle,
[01:28.42] let's get em! Aw god damn!
[01:29.21]
[01:29.71] You're not smart, you're selfish,
[01:31.51] you endanger everyone's life
[01:32.90] Why don't you let your boyfriend
[01:34.33] here go home to his wife?
[01:35.88] Nobody likes you, not your brother,
[01:37.53] not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
[01:39.40] You'll die alone with no friends
[01:40.99] except that needle in your arm!
[01:42.35]
[01:43.56] This mustn't register on
[01:44.49] an emotional levela
[01:45.79] First, exploit childhood tragedya
[01:48.03]
[01:49.36] then gesture with pipea
[01:50.93] Watson finishes punchlinea next,
[01:53.57] acknowledge compliment
[01:54.34]
[01:55.13] Conclude with killer catchphrasea
[01:56.86] I believe your parent's homicide is
[01:58.13] why you mask your face
[01:59.01]
[01:59.92] You're shamed and traumatized and
[02:01.06] haunted by the vast disgrace
[02:02.51] Of watching like a passive waste
[02:03.95]
[02:04.73] as momma died and daddy
[02:05.87] was dispatched with haste!
[02:07.04] Holmes, you've cracked the case!
[02:08.53] You're a bat shit crazy basket case!
[02:10.60] Bloody good rhymes!
[02:11.52] I've got tonnes!
[02:12.70] Dissing these dynamic douchebags
[02:14.15]
[02:14.75] was elementary, my dear Watson

歌词大意

[00:13.88] Batman pò mào zi bù cuò a, shā diāo
[00:15.66] nǐ kàn qǐ lái jiù xiàng zhǐ chǔn yā
[00:17.24] wǒ bī wǒ jiā ā fú dú le nǐ de làn shū
[00:19.09] tā gào sù wǒ zhěng tào dōu xùn tòu le
[00:20.67] wǒ yào niē bào nǐ de yīng guó dàn dàn
[00:22.38] zhí dào tā men hú chéng shǔ ní xiāng cháng bangers mash yīng guó chuán tǒng cài
[00:23.80] wǒ jiàn guò bǐ nǐ qiáng de zhēn tàn
[00:25.31] jiù nù hǔ kuáng lóng lǐ de nà gè Tango Cash 1989 nián jǐng fěi piàn
[00:27.49] nǐ gè chǔn dàn, wǒ zhuān zài jiē tóu shōu shí
[00:29.17] nǐ zhè kuǎn xiǎo ā fēi
[00:30.65] zài nǐ hé" wéi ěr mǎ" Velma shì xià jù zhōng tí dào de dòng huà piān Scooby Doo zhōng lǎo shì diū yǎn jìng de nǚ xìng jué sè
[00:32.29] jiě jué shǐ kù bǐ zhī mí shí
[00:34.31] wú shì néng bó wǒ yī xiào
[00:35.95] dàn wǒ dǔ 5 máo nǐ de shuō chàng néng
[00:37.65] lái zào zuò a, biǎo zá, yé kě shì biān fú xiá!
[00:41.27] Holmes wǒ céng jīng jiàn guò yí gè fù lǎo
[00:42.85] hún shēn yī gǔ biān fú shǐ hùn tòng kǔ de guài wèi
[00:44.54] Watson fú ěr mó sī, shàng jiě shì
[00:45.30] Holmes wǒ píng zhè è chòu qiā zhǐ yī suàn
[00:46.84] zhè dāi bǎn hún dàn zhǔn shì bù lǔ sī wéi ēn
[00:47.88] Watson nà gè yì wàn fù wēng hòu?
[00:48.84] Holmes méi cuò, tā de wàn guàn jiā cái
[00:50.00] wèi zhè wèi chòu míng yuǎn yáng de duì shǒu
[00:51.38] nà duī bì xū zhuāng bèi tí gōng le wù zhì zhī chí
[00:52.87] Watson bì jìng nà jiā huo pì chāo néng lì dōu méi yǒu gē!
[00:54.79] Holmes nǐ xiǎng yǔ wǒ yī zhàn, lǎo biān fú?
[00:55.95] zhèng miàn gāng a!
[00:57.22] Watson wǒ tīng shuō tā yǒu gè yīng guó guǎn jiā rě
[00:58.86] Holmes miào a! nà tā yí dìng hěn xí guàn
[01:00.32] bèi yīng guó rén duì fù le! served shuāng guān
[01:01.69] nǐ gè biàn tài de fǎ wài kuáng tú
[01:02.86] hēi sè nèi kù wài chuān yī wú suǒ cháng de pì hái
[01:04.93] wǒ jiā gēn bān kě shì gè yī shēng
[01:06.74] Watson zhǐ yīn tā de flow zhēn sù sàng xīn bìng kuáng! ill shuāng guān
[01:08.62] Batman bì zuǐ jīng yàn, sǐ zhái
[01:10.07] wǒ wèi zhèng yì xiàn shēn, yě shǐ la nǐ
[01:11.88] wǒ jiā gēn bān dēng chǎng
[01:14.07] Robin zhī zài xū yào tā shí
[01:15.32] shén qí xiǎo zi ràng nǐ fǎn sī
[01:16.56] nǐ dào dǐ shì zěn me mò míng qí miào dì guà le
[01:17.03] jiān yá lì zuǐ kě bǐ
[01:18.08] bā sī kè wéi ěr de liè quǎn qiáng duō le
[01:18.82] gē zhǔn bèi gěi nǐ bào jī
[01:19.49] yòng fáng lā jī ráo shé biān fú zhuān yòng pēn wù yuán yú zuì zǎo chū xiàn zài 1966 nián diàn yǐng zhōng de batshark repellant fáng shā pēn wù
[01:20.63] fēi suǒ pān lóu, jī bǔ è gùn
[01:21.08] ér wǎn cān shí yǐ yún dàn fēng qīng
[01:21.42] yǒu gè jīng tiān mì wén
[01:22.64] guān yú nǐ nà guī mì ài lín ā dé lēi
[01:24.12] wǒ céng dài tā dào wǒ niǎo cháo
[01:25.31] jī qíng sì shè pā pā pā gē cí zhōng sān ge cí dōu shì màn huà zhōng cháng jiàn de nǐ shēng cí
[01:26.18] gē yào bǎ nǐ nà xiǎo tí qín
[01:26.71] tú shǒu pǐ chéng zhā zhā!
[01:27.75] wǒ de kē nán dào ěr lǎo yé zǐ lū! Holy XXX, Batman! shì 60 nián dài diàn shì jù zhōng Robin de kǒu pǐ
[01:28.42] yì qǐ ná xià tā men! mā dàn yòu méi yǐng le! lǎo yé bèi dòng jì zhuǎn tóu méi
[01:29.71] Batman shǎo dǒu jī líng la, nǐ gè zì sī guǐ
[01:31.51] nǐ nòng dé suǒ yǒu rén dōu mìng xuán yī xiàn
[01:32.90] nǐ zǎ bù fàng nǐ jī yǒu
[01:34.33] huí jiā zhǎo tā lǎo pó ne?
[01:35.88] méi rén xǐ huān nǐ, qīn gē bù téng
[01:37.53] jī yǒu bù ài, gèng bié tí sū gé lán chǎng la!
[01:39.40] nǐ zhù dìng dú zì sǐ qù gū jiā guǎ rén
[01:40.99] chú le chā zài gē bó lǐ de zhēn tóu!
[01:43.56] Holmes OS zhè yī qiè bù yīng
[01:44.49] gōu qǐ wǒ qíng xù bō dòng gài dǎo diàn yǐng zhōng RDJ bǎn Sherlock zài dì yī bù lǐ kāi shǐ nǎo dòng yù yǎn shí shuō guò de tái cí
[01:45.79] shǒu xiān, shēn wā tóng nián cǎn jù
[01:49.36] rán hòu, ná yān dǒu zhǐ diǎn bǐ huà
[01:50.93] huá shēng gēn zhe dǒu gè bāo fú
[01:53.57] tǎn rán jiē shòu zàn měi
[01:55.13] yǐ jīng pì de míng jù zuò jié
[01:56.86] Holmes wǒ què xìn shì nǐ diē mā shēn wáng
[01:58.13] dǎo zhì nǐ liǎn shàng tào gè miàn jù dǎng
[01:59.92] nǐ xiū kuì zì zé xīn líng zhòng chuāng
[02:01.06] zhōng rì chén miǎn chǐ rǔ zhōng shén shāng
[02:02.51] xiàng gè ruò jī bān wú zhù mí máng
[02:04.73] yǎn zhēng zhēng kàn zhe lǎo mā biàn dāng
[02:05.87] lǎo diē bèi shā dì rú cǐ cōng máng!
[02:07.04] Watson fú ěr mó sī, nǐ zhēn pò le zhè gè àn zǐ!
[02:08.53] Holmes nǐ gè wú kě jiù yào de fú eng zi!
[02:10.60] Watson hái yā dé yī shǒu hǎo yùn!
[02:11.52] Holmes wǒ tào lù duō de shì!
[02:12.70] duì sǐ zhè duì jīng lì guò shèng de hún dàn Batman Robin yòu bèi chēng wéi dynamic dou, zhè yī jù hái yā le tóu yùn
[02:14.75] bù guò shì yì diǎn wēi xiǎo de gōng zuò a, wǒ qīn ài de huá shēng elementary CBS tóng míng měi jù jī běn yǎn yì fǎ