| 歌曲 | Doc Brown vs Doctor Who |
| 歌手 | Epic Rap Battles of History |
| 专辑 | Epic Rap Battles of History - Doc Brown vs Doctor Who |
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| [00:12.53] | Ooh, actually, if you don't mind |
| [00:14.47] | it's just "The Doctor" |
| [00:15.72] | Doesn't even really matter who. |
| [00:16.97] | Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you! |
| [00:18.95] | The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache |
| [00:20.40] | Travels through time but with no class |
| [00:21.90] | I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally |
| [00:23.45] | You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley! |
| [00:25.19] | Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine! |
| [00:27.82] | You're not going to tear any wonky |
| [00:29.13] | holes in any fabric of space and time |
| [00:30.88] | Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, |
| [00:32.74] | well, never mind |
| [00:33.81] | Let's just say there's an infinite number of |
| [00:35.49] | me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes! |
| [00:37.42] | Great Scott! You're great... |
| [00:39.01] | not! I spit it hot |
| [00:40.33] | Then generate way more power |
| [00:41.95] | than 1.21 gigawatts |
| [00:44.14] | I'm not sure what sort of scientific |
| [00:46.13] | authority you purport to be |
| [00:47.57] | But I'm a real doctor! |
| [00:48.69] | Where'd you get your degree? |
| [00:49.88] | Despite all your companions |
| [00:51.44] | you couldn't be having less sex |
| [00:52.93] | I don't know what's lamer, |
| [00:54.12] | your fans or your special effects! |
| [00:55.80] | You don't get another turn to debate, |
| [00:57.36] | time to face your permanent fate! |
| [00:59.41] | Now Dalek my balls! |
| [01:01.28] | Exterminate! |
| [01:02.03] | |
| [01:04.05] | I'm going to die... |
| [01:04.97] | |
| [01:06.28] | At least, this version of me... |
| [01:08.90] | Perhaps you'd like another... |
| [01:10.21] | |
| [01:11.58] | Prepare to meet your... |
| [01:13.58] | Density! Hahahahaha! |
| [01:14.94] | I'm a mystical medical dog |
| [01:15.69] | at the pinnacle shifting my physical form |
| [01:17.25] | |
| [01:17.82] | You're a possibly pedophiliac individual |
| [01:19.07] | who should've never been born! |
| [01:20.73] | You got your knickers in a twist |
| [01:21.79] | while you're sucking on my piccadilly |
| [01:23.03] | But I'm a lot lot different |
| [01:24.03] | Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin' |
| [01:24.97] | with an oedipal kid |
| [01:25.97] | who's a BAWK BAWK chicken! |
| [01:27.08] | Nobody calls me chicken! |
| [01:30.02] | This is between us, Scarfy, |
| [01:31.70] | don't try to outrhyme me |
| [01:33.17] | You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey |
| [01:36.23] | I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine |
| [01:39.10] | You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen! |
| [00:12.53] | bào qiàn dǎ rǎo yī xià |
| [00:14.47] | jiào wǒ" bó shì" jiù xíng |
| [00:15.72] | wǒ shì shuí bìng bù zhòng yào |
| [00:16.97] | wǒ dào dǐ shì gēn shuí shuō huà ó! shì nǐ |
| [00:18.95] | xiǎng xué ài yīn sī tǎn, què méi liú hú zǐ |
| [00:20.40] | chuān yuè shí guāng dàn háo wú gé diào |
| [00:21.90] | wǒ zài zhěng jiù shì jiè, nǐ què zài yóu shǒu hào xián |
| [00:23.45] | lián gè shān gǔ shì dōu pǎo bù chū qù |
| [00:25.19] | nǐ néng bù néng lěng jìng yì diǎn |
| [00:27.82] | yī qiè dōu huì méi shì de, nǐ bú huì zài shí jiān de jié gòu zhōng |
| [00:29.13] | sī kāi bù wěn dìng de pò dòng |
| [00:30.88] | qí shí yīng gāi bǐ jiào xiàng dì tǎn |
| [00:32.74] | suàn le, nǐ bú huì dǒng de |
| [00:33.81] | zhè me shuō ba, xiàn zài yǒu wú xiàn duō gè wǒ |
| [00:35.49] | tóng shí yòng ráo shé lái jiào xùn nǐ zhè gè hún qíu |
| [00:37.42] | wǒ de tiān na, nǐ hǎo lì hài |
| [00:39.01] | cái guài |
| [00:40.33] | wǒ rè lì sì shè, chǎn shēng de rè liàng |
| [00:41.95] | yuǎn yuǎn chāo guò 12. 1 yì wǎ |
| [00:44.14] | wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ zì chēng |
| [00:46.13] | suàn shén me kē xué quán wēi |
| [00:47.57] | dàn wǒ shì zhēn zhèng de bó shì |
| [00:48.69] | ér nǐ de xué lì zhèng míng zài nǎ lǐ |
| [00:49.88] | suī rán yǒu zhè me duō gè nǐ |
| [00:51.44] | dàn méi yǒu yí gè yǒu xìng qù |
| [00:52.93] | wǒ bù zhī dào shuí huì gèng xùn |
| [00:54.12] | nǐ de fěn sī hái shì jù zhōng de tè xiào |
| [00:55.80] | nǐ méi yǒu jī huì zài duō chàng yī huí |
| [00:57.36] | shì shí hòu yǔ zuì zhōng mìng yùn xiāng duì |
| [00:59.41] | xiàn zài lái tiǎn wǒ de dàn dàn |
| [01:01.28] | huǐ miè |
| [01:04.05] | wǒ yào sǐ le |
| [01:06.28] | zhè zhè gè bǎn běn de wǒ |
| [01:08.90] | huò xǔ nǐ xǐ huān lìng yí gè |
| [01:11.58] | zhǔn bèi miàn duì nǐ de |
| [01:13.58] | mì dù! hā hā hā |
| [01:14.94] | wǒ shì gè shén mì de yī xué bó shì |
| [01:15.69] | zuì shàn cháng gēng huàn wǒ de wài xíng |
| [01:17.82] | nǐ kě néng shì gè yǒu liàn tóng pǐ de gè tǐ |
| [01:19.07] | nǐ mā bù gāi bǎ nǐ shēng chū lái |
| [01:20.73] | nǐ yī zhí fēng fēng diān diān |
| [01:21.79] | lián bāng wǒ yǎo yě shì yí yàng |
| [01:23.03] | dàn wǒ gēn nǐ chà shí wàn bā qiān lǐ |
| [01:24.03] | yīn wèi nǐ shì kě lián de xiāng bā lǎo |
| [01:24.97] | yǒu liàn mǔ qíng jié de hái zi |
| [01:25.97] | hái shì gè gū jī gū jī de dǎn xiǎo guǐ |
| [01:27.08] | shuí dōu bù zhǔn jiào wǒ dǎn xiǎo guǐ |
| [01:30.02] | zhè shì wǒ men de zhàn zhēng, wéi jīn nán |
| [01:31.70] | nǐ bú yào yòng bié rén lái zhuǎn yí huà tí |
| [01:33.17] | nǐ huì fā xiàn wǒ zhè gè rén hé shí jiān yí yàng cán kù, yīng guó lǎo |
| [01:36.23] | wǒ huì bǎ nǐ nà tái xiàng liú dòng cè suǒ de shí guāng jī ná lái lā xī |
| [01:39.10] | nǐ bú shì shén me jiǔ mìng guài māo, nǐ zhǐ shì yǒu 13 tiáo mìng de bìng māo |