歌曲 | Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney |
歌手 | Epic Rap Battles of History |
专辑 | Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney – Single |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
i´m not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts | |
i´m rich! i got fat stacks and super pacs | |
we all know what went down in that 2008 election | |
you´re a decent politician with a winning complexion | |
you´re all barack but no bite | |
with no change and we´re all still hoping | |
that you´ll shut your mouth | |
but like guantanamo bay they´re both open | |
you´re from the citywindy | |
where you´re looking pretty with your blowhards | |
but come january, | |
you´ll be left evicted and no with job | |
raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when i spit a phrase | |
knocking you harder than front doors in my ol´ mission days | |
you see this silver spoon, | |
this dug mass outta´ debt | |
it took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%! | |
you feel that barry? | |
you´re old news, everyone´s having doubts | |
and your rhymes are as weak as this economy | |
that you´ve done nothing about | |
call me a vicious business man cause romney´s stealing this race | |
i´ll go bain capital on your donkey ass | |
restructure your face! | |
they say your father was a great man | |
you must be what´s left | |
need to stop hatin´ on gays | |
let ´em teach you to dresshow | |
you´ve got the momma jeans and a mister fantastic face | |
so rich and white it´s like i´m running against a cheesecake! | |
republicans need a puppet and you fit | |
got their hands so far up your rear | |
call you mitt! | |
i´m the head of state | |
you´re like a head of cabbage | |
´bout to get smacked by my stimulus package | |
you´re a bad man with no chance | |
you can´t even touch me | |
i got four more years (two terms) in the white house | |
just trust me | |
i hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half | |
cause right now | |
47% i´m through kicking your ass! | |
whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad | |
what, did it remind you how many decent parents you had? | |
uh, look, i respect our religions | |
uh, but it might get crazy | |
if the white house has a first | |
second, and a third lady! | |
ha! don´t bring up wives, man! what are you doing? | |
you got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing! | |
uh, let me be clear, uh, don´t get it twisted | |
we´ll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it | |
ahhuuhhhaa... you´re a stuttering communist | |
oh yeah? we´ll you´re stupid | |
you´re stupid! | |
nuh-uh! | |
eerrggg! | |
eeeerrrr! | |
by the power invested in me by this giant bald bird! | |
the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds! | |
you, i wanna like you | |
dont talk about change just do it! | |
i fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it! | |
and you, moneybag´s, you´re a pancake, you flip-floppity | |
it´s a country, not a company | |
you can´t play like monopoly! | |
i´ll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals! | |
of the people, by the people, for the people, eagle! | |
“caww!“ | |
who won | |
who´s next | |
you decide! |
i m not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts | |
i m rich! i got fat stacks and super pacs | |
we all know what went down in that 2008 election | |
you re a decent politician with a winning complexion | |
you re all barack but no bite | |
with no change and we re all still hoping | |
that you ll shut your mouth | |
but like guantanamo bay they re both open | |
you re from the citywindy | |
where you re looking pretty with your blowhards | |
but come january, | |
you ll be left evicted and no with job | |
raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when i spit a phrase | |
knocking you harder than front doors in my ol mission days | |
you see this silver spoon, | |
this dug mass outta debt | |
it took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8! | |
you feel that barry? | |
you re old news, everyone s having doubts | |
and your rhymes are as weak as this economy | |
that you ve done nothing about | |
call me a vicious business man cause romney s stealing this race | |
i ll go bain capital on your donkey ass | |
restructure your face! | |
they say your father was a great man | |
you must be what s left | |
need to stop hatin on gays | |
let em teach you to dresshow | |
you ve got the momma jeans and a mister fantastic face | |
so rich and white it s like i m running against a cheesecake! | |
republicans need a puppet and you fit | |
got their hands so far up your rear | |
call you mitt! | |
i m the head of state | |
you re like a head of cabbage | |
bout to get smacked by my stimulus package | |
you re a bad man with no chance | |
you can t even touch me | |
i got four more years two terms in the white house | |
just trust me | |
i hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half | |
cause right now | |
47 i m through kicking your ass! | |
whatever, that 40 thing got you real mad | |
what, did it remind you how many decent parents you had? | |
uh, look, i respect our religions | |
uh, but it might get crazy | |
if the white house has a first | |
second, and a third lady! | |
ha! don t bring up wives, man! what are you doing? | |
you got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing! | |
uh, let me be clear, uh, don t get it twisted | |
we ll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it | |
ahhuuhhhaa... you re a stuttering communist | |
oh yeah? we ll you re stupid | |
you re stupid! | |
nuhuh! | |
eerrggg! | |
eeeerrrr! | |
by the power invested in me by this giant bald bird! | |
the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds! | |
you, i wanna like you | |
dont talk about change just do it! | |
i fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it! | |
and you, moneybag s, you re a pancake, you flipfloppity | |
it s a country, not a company | |
you can t play like monopoly! | |
i ll properly reach across the aisle and bitchsmack you as equals! | |
of the people, by the people, for the people, eagle! | |
" caww!" | |
who won | |
who s next | |
you decide! |
i m not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts | |
i m rich! i got fat stacks and super pacs | |
we all know what went down in that 2008 election | |
you re a decent politician with a winning complexion | |
you re all barack but no bite | |
with no change and we re all still hoping | |
that you ll shut your mouth | |
but like guantanamo bay they re both open | |
you re from the citywindy | |
where you re looking pretty with your blowhards | |
but come january, | |
you ll be left evicted and no with job | |
raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when i spit a phrase | |
knocking you harder than front doors in my ol mission days | |
you see this silver spoon, | |
this dug mass outta debt | |
it took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8! | |
you feel that barry? | |
you re old news, everyone s having doubts | |
and your rhymes are as weak as this economy | |
that you ve done nothing about | |
call me a vicious business man cause romney s stealing this race | |
i ll go bain capital on your donkey ass | |
restructure your face! | |
they say your father was a great man | |
you must be what s left | |
need to stop hatin on gays | |
let em teach you to dresshow | |
you ve got the momma jeans and a mister fantastic face | |
so rich and white it s like i m running against a cheesecake! | |
republicans need a puppet and you fit | |
got their hands so far up your rear | |
call you mitt! | |
i m the head of state | |
you re like a head of cabbage | |
bout to get smacked by my stimulus package | |
you re a bad man with no chance | |
you can t even touch me | |
i got four more years two terms in the white house | |
just trust me | |
i hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half | |
cause right now | |
47 i m through kicking your ass! | |
whatever, that 40 thing got you real mad | |
what, did it remind you how many decent parents you had? | |
uh, look, i respect our religions | |
uh, but it might get crazy | |
if the white house has a first | |
second, and a third lady! | |
ha! don t bring up wives, man! what are you doing? | |
you got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing! | |
uh, let me be clear, uh, don t get it twisted | |
we ll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it | |
ahhuuhhhaa... you re a stuttering communist | |
oh yeah? we ll you re stupid | |
you re stupid! | |
nuhuh! | |
eerrggg! | |
eeeerrrr! | |
by the power invested in me by this giant bald bird! | |
the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds! | |
you, i wanna like you | |
dont talk about change just do it! | |
i fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it! | |
and you, moneybag s, you re a pancake, you flipfloppity | |
it s a country, not a company | |
you can t play like monopoly! | |
i ll properly reach across the aisle and bitchsmack you as equals! | |
of the people, by the people, for the people, eagle! | |
" caww!" | |
who won | |
who s next | |
you decide! |