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Behold the way our fine feathered friend |
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His virtue doth parade |
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Thou knowest not my dim-witted friend |
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The picture thou hast made |
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Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair |
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Conceal thy good intent |
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Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere |
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And slightly dopey gent |
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You're my funny valentine |
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Sweet comic valentine |
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You make me smile with my heart |
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Your looks are laughable |
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Unphotographable |
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Still you're my favorite work of art |
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Is your figure less than Greek |
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Is your mouth a little weak |
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When you open it to speak |
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Are you smart |
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Don't change a hair for me |
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Not if you care for me |
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Stay, little valentine, stay |
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Each day is Valentine's Day |
