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[ti:] |
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[ar:] |
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[al:] |
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RAM |
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Heyyyyy, 'Ronica. |
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VERONICA |
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Ew. You got a left hand? Use it. |
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KURT |
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Don't talk mean like that. |
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RAM |
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You'll hurt their feelings. |
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You make my balls so blue. |
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KURT |
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You hurt them badly. |
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RAM |
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You make my balls so blue. |
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KURT |
| [00:20.22] |
They're hangin' sadly. |
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RAM |
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What did they do to you |
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that you hate them so? |
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KURT |
| [00:26.58] |
Don't run from me -- |
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They're all beat up |
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KURT & RAM |
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like a tackling dummy! |
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KURT |
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They long for your embrace! |
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RAM |
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They're warm like mittens! |
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KURT |
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They'll curl up on your face |
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RAM |
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and purr like kittens! |
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KURT |
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You make my balls so blue! |
| [00:42.29] |
KURT & RAM |
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Just look at them glow... |
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RAM |
| [00:45.10] |
We're beggin' you! |
| [00:46.23] |
KURT & RAM |
| [00:46.30] |
Don't make my balls so blue. |
| [00:48.70] |
VERONICA |
| [00:48.85] |
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door. |
| [00:51.23] |
HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA |
| [00:51.33] |
Oh no, oh no no no! |
| [00:53.29] |
VERONICA |
| [00:53.39] |
Open the door! |
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HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA |
| [00:55.99] |
Oh no, oh no no no! |
| [00:57.13] |
KURT |
| [00:57.20] |
You make my balls so blue, |
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so please say hello! |
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RAM |
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Hold 'em! |
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KURT |
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Enfold 'em, |
| [01:03.41] |
KURT & RAM |
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and never let go! |
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KURT |
| [01:05.08] |
Once you were geeky and nerdy, |
| [01:07.72] |
RAM |
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but they knew you're dirty. |
| [01:10.07] |
KURT |
| [01:10.22] |
You've set them on fire, |
| [01:12.32] |
KURT & RAM |
| [01:12.48] |
Whatever you require they'll do! |
| [01:16.76] |
So take 'em home to meet your parents! |
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RAM |
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They'll wear a suit and tie, |
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KURT |
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and a fancy collar! |
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RAM |
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They'll sing a lullaby: |
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KURT & RAM |
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La la la la la! |
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Please make these balls not blue, |
| [01:31.21] |
RAM |
| [01:31.32] |
Just for a while! |
| [01:33.11] |
KURT |
| [01:33.26] |
Can't wait till later, |
| [01:34.44] |
KURT & RAM |
| [01:34.60] |
my pants are rubbin' |
| [01:35.70] |
like a hot cheese grater! |
| [01:37.01] |
(VERONICA offers a bottle to RAM) |
| [01:37.22] |
VERONICA |
| [01:37.37] |
Look. Booze. Drink! |
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KURT |
| [01:39.31] |
Aw, thank you so much! |
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(KURT & RAM chug from the bottle) |
| [01:41.01] |
RAM |
| [01:41.16] |
They will protect you. |
| [01:42.01] |
KURT |
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Defend you. |
| [01:43.03] |
RAM |
| [01:43.11] |
Respect you. |
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KURT |
| [01:44.37] |
Befriend you -- |
| [01:45.47] |
RAM |
| [01:45.52] |
Like Winnie-the-Pooh! |
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HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA |
| [01:47.48] |
Winnie-the-Pooh! |
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KURT |
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Baby baby baby they're so blue! |
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RAM |
| [01:50.57] |
My balls will work for you. |
| [01:53.16] |
KURT |
| [01:53.27] |
They will obey ya! |
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RAM |
| [01:55.01] |
They really need rescue! |
| [01:57.71] |
KURT |
| [01:57.86] |
Like Princess Leia! |
| [01:59.35] |
KURT & RAM |
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Baby, you gots to come through. |
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KURT |
| [02:02.10] |
Teach them to smile! |
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RAM, HEATHERS |
| [02:04.22] |
You got no clue how much |
| [02:05.58] |
[these two depend on you -- |
| [02:07.17] |
Please help them through! |
| [02:11.07] |
KURT & RAM |
| [02:11.12] |
My balls are in your court! |
| [02:13.11] |
Yeah! |
| [02:15.72] |
You make my balls so blue! |
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MAC & DUKE |
| [02:17.48] |
You make them balls so blue! |
| [02:20.08] |
KURT & RAM |
| [02:20.13] |
You make my balls so blue! |
| [02:22.32] |
KURT & RAM |
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Good God! |
| [02:23.35] |
KURT & RAM |
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My balls! |
| [02:24.57] |
You make my balls so blue! |
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KURT & RAM |
| [02:26.76] |
Lookit! Lookit! |
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Lookit! Lookit! |
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You make my balls so blue! |
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Please make their dreams come true, |
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and make these balls not blue |
