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新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧 歌词

歌曲 新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧
歌手 音频怪物
专辑 《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音
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[ti:音频怪物新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧]
[ar:音频怪物]
[al:《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音]
[00:03.46] 天才微微亮，黎明的宁静就被一声响亮的号子打破，
[00:08.71] “大王叫我来巡山”。
[00:11.77] 这是家住山区的张金角麾下小妖的喊山之声
[00:17.30] 来自各个仙山洞府的妖怪们已经为生计忙活起来，
[00:22.32] 从大唐南到天竺，绵延十万八千里的荒山野岭热闹了起来，
[00:27.63] 小妖们像往常笑闹着磨着刀迎接新一天生活的到来。
[00:33.44] 而今天对于他们来说，
[00:36.27] 却又是不寻常的一天。
[00:38.08] 他们已经做好了特别的准备
[00:41.59] 迎接佛祖下放到人间的诱人馈赠——唐三藏。
[00:46.64] 一辈子面朝黄土地
[00:51.78] 已经二百七十岁高龄的观音禅院主持金池长老
[00:55.94] 已经准备好了穷尽一生积累的金银财宝
[01:01.12] 来迎接三藏法师的到来。
[01:03.65] 智慧的琵琶精知道，
[01:07.35] 纵使是来自东土大唐有见识的高人
[01:11.50] 也抵不过霸气女王爱上我的诱惑，
[01:15.07] 凭借对男人的直觉，她依然备好了女儿国国王引诱长老。
[01:21.61] 而曾远赴天宫打过工的黄眉老怪显然更有远见，
[01:28.48] 强抢唐三藏或许是最快捷的，
[01:33.05] 不走常规直接变身佛祖
[01:37.46] 请君入瓮才能真正保证肉质的鲜美。
[01:42.83] 善良淳朴的蜘蛛精们
[01:44.59] 懂得只有提供品种繁多软糯滋润的妹子选择，
[01:49.62] 才更能抓住三藏法师的心。
[01:53.41] 信奉着出家人不打诳语信念的通天河大龟
[01:58.70] 忠守和三藏法师的承诺，
[02:02.43] 耐心等待食材的到来，
[02:05.40] 这无止尽的等待也正反应了千万留守小妖怪们
[02:14.25] 可求长生不老的无奈表达。
ti: yin pin guai wu xin da wai ni sheng zhang zhi she jian shang de tang seng
ar: yin pin guai wu
al: da hua wai zhuan xin pian ni sheng zhang e gao pei yin
[00:03.46] tian cai wei wei liang, li ming de ning jing jiu bei yi sheng xiang liang de hao zi da po,
[00:08.71] " dai wang jiao wo lai xun shan".
[00:11.77] zhe shi jia zhu shan qu de zhang jin jiao hui xia xiao yao de han shan zhi sheng
[00:17.30] lai zi ge ge xian shan dong fu de yao guai men yi jing wei sheng ji mang huo qi lai,
[00:22.32] cong da tang nan dao tian zhu, mian yan shi wan ba qian li de huang shan ye ling re nao le qi lai,
[00:27.63] xiao yao men xiang wang chang xiao nao zhe mo zhe dao ying jie xin yi tian sheng huo de dao lai.
[00:33.44] er jin tian dui yu ta men lai shuo,
[00:36.27] que you shi bu xun chang de yi tian.
[00:38.08] ta men yi jing zuo hao le te bie de zhun bei
[00:41.59] ying jie fo zu xia fang dao ren jian de you ren kui zeng tang san zang.
[00:46.64] yi bei zi mian chao huang tu di
[00:51.78] yi jing er bai qi shi sui gao ling de guan yin chan yuan zhu chi jin chi zhang lao
[00:55.94] yi jing zhun bei hao le qiong jin yi sheng ji lei de jin yin cai bao
[01:01.12] lai ying jie san zang fa shi de dao lai.
[01:03.65] zhi hui de pi pa jing zhi dao,
[01:07.35] zong shi shi lai zi dong tu da tang you jian shi de gao ren
[01:11.50] ye di bu guo ba qi nv wang ai shang wo de you huo,
[01:15.07] ping jie dui nan ren de zhi jue, ta yi ran bei hao le nv er guo guo wang yin you zhang lao.
[01:21.61] er ceng yuan fu tian gong da guo gong de huang mei lao guai xian ran geng you yuan jian,
[01:28.48] qiang qiang tang san zang huo xu shi zui kuai jie de,
[01:33.05] bu zou chang gui zhi jie bian shen fo zu
[01:37.46] qing jun ru weng cai neng zhen zheng bao zheng rou zhi di xian mei.
[01:42.83] shan liang chun piao de zhi zhu jing men
[01:44.59] dong de zhi you ti gong pin zhong fan duo ruan nuo zi run de mei zi xuan ze,
[01:49.62] cai geng neng zhua zhu san zang fa shi de xin.
[01:53.41] xin feng zhe chu jia ren bu da kuang yu xin nian de tong tian he da gui
[01:58.70] zhong shou he san zang fa shi de cheng nuo,
[02:02.43] nai xin deng dai shi cai de dao lai,
[02:05.40] zhe wu zhi jin de deng dai ye zheng fan ying le qian wan liu shou xiao yao guai men
[02:14.25] ke qiu chang sheng bu lao de wu nai biao da.
ti: yīn pín guài wù xīn dà wài nì shēng zhǎng zhī shé jiān shàng de táng sēng
ar: yīn pín guài wù
al: dà huà wài zhuàn xīn piān nì shēng zhǎng è gǎo pèi yīn
[00:03.46] tiān cái wēi wēi liàng, lí míng de níng jìng jiù bèi yī shēng xiǎng liàng de hào zǐ dǎ pò,
[00:08.71] " dài wáng jiào wǒ lái xún shān".
[00:11.77] zhè shì jiā zhù shān qū de zhāng jīn jiǎo huī xià xiǎo yāo de hǎn shān zhī shēng
[00:17.30] lái zì gè gè xiān shān dòng fǔ de yāo guài men yǐ jīng wéi shēng jì máng huó qǐ lái,
[00:22.32] cóng dà táng nán dào tiān zhú, mián yán shí wàn bā qiān lǐ de huāng shān yě lǐng rè nào le qǐ lái,
[00:27.63] xiǎo yāo men xiàng wǎng cháng xiào nào zhe mó zhe dāo yíng jiē xīn yì tiān shēng huó de dào lái.
[00:33.44] ér jīn tiān duì yú tā men lái shuō,
[00:36.27] què yòu shì bù xún cháng de yì tiān.
[00:38.08] tā men yǐ jīng zuò hǎo le tè bié de zhǔn bèi
[00:41.59] yíng jiē fó zǔ xià fàng dào rén jiān de yòu rén kuì zèng táng sān zàng.
[00:46.64] yī bèi zi miàn cháo huáng tǔ dì
[00:51.78] yǐ jīng èr bǎi qī shí suì gāo líng de guān yīn chán yuàn zhǔ chí jīn chí zhǎng lǎo
[00:55.94] yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi hǎo le qióng jìn yī shēng jī lěi de jīn yín cái bǎo
[01:01.12] lái yíng jiē sān zàng fǎ shī de dào lái.
[01:03.65] zhì huì de pí pá jīng zhī dào,
[01:07.35] zòng shǐ shì lái zì dōng tǔ dà táng yǒu jiàn shí de gāo rén
[01:11.50] yě dǐ bù guò bà qì nǚ wáng ài shàng wǒ de yòu huò,
[01:15.07] píng jiè duì nán rén de zhí jué, tā yī rán bèi hǎo le nǚ ér guó guó wáng yǐn yòu zhǎng lǎo.
[01:21.61] ér céng yuǎn fù tiān gōng dǎ guò gōng de huáng méi lǎo guài xiǎn rán gèng yǒu yuǎn jiàn,
[01:28.48] qiáng qiǎng táng sān zàng huò xǔ shì zuì kuài jié de,
[01:33.05] bù zǒu cháng guī zhí jiē biàn shēn fó zǔ
[01:37.46] qǐng jūn rù wèng cái néng zhēn zhèng bǎo zhèng ròu zhì dì xiān měi.
[01:42.83] shàn liáng chún piáo de zhī zhū jīng men
[01:44.59] dǒng de zhǐ yǒu tí gòng pǐn zhǒng fán duō ruǎn nuò zī rùn de mèi zǐ xuǎn zé,
[01:49.62] cái gèng néng zhuā zhù sān zàng fǎ shī de xīn.
[01:53.41] xìn fèng zhe chū jiā rén bù dǎ kuáng yǔ xìn niàn de tōng tiān hé dà guī
[01:58.70] zhōng shǒu hé sān zàng fǎ shī de chéng nuò,
[02:02.43] nài xīn děng dài shí cái de dào lái,
[02:05.40] zhè wú zhǐ jǐn de děng dài yě zhèng fǎn yìng le qiān wàn liú shǒu xiǎo yāo guài men
[02:14.25] kě qiú cháng shēng bù lǎo de wú nài biǎo dá.
新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧 歌词
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