| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : ピノキオP |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : ピノキオP |
| [00:07.75] | 編曲：ピノキオP |
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| [00:30.73] | 愛の言葉に見せかけた あるあるネタだし |
| [00:34.14] | 日焼けの跡に よく似てますけど毒手だし |
| [00:37.59] | ケーキ入刀を利用しての処刑法だし |
| [00:41.40] | 巢鴨の街並みに馴染む即身仏だし |
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| [00:46.85] | 久しぶりの一目惚れがマネキンだったし |
| [00:50.24] | 本日のラッキーアイテム 卒塔婆だったし |
| [00:53.87] | 床屋におまかせしたら トレパネーションだし |
| [00:57.40] | 駅の改札挟まり 号泣する力士 |
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| [01:01.12] | もう、いいかい 河童あたりで |
| [01:04.79] | 人魚になれないから きゅうり噛みしめよ |
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| [01:08.37] | ｗｗｗエキサイト それアフィリエイトサイト |
| [01:12.40] | 腹切ります 首打ちます J-POP楽しいね |
| [01:15.56] | 崖っぷちで乾杯を 呪詛を込めて喝采を |
| [01:19.18] | おとなしい顔をして スケベニンゲン |
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| [01:22.85] | 親友と思った矢先のゴングショーだし |
| [01:26.44] | テコ入れで突然バトルトーナメントだし |
| [01:29.76] | ダックスフンドと並走する おばあちゃんだし |
| [01:33.24] | 理論武装で固めた結果 竹槍だし |
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| [01:37.30] | 魔法少女を夢見て 磁気ネックレスだし |
| [01:40.55] | 豆を撒きすぎだら 鬼がスライムになったし |
| [01:44.16] | 長い旅をしてるけど 窓のない部屋だし |
| [01:47.72] | 世界が終わる瞬間 頬张ってる ふ菓子 |
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| [01:51.40] | ねえ、もっと 感動させてね |
| [01:54.84] | 涙も涸れたし 目にレモン汁かけよ |
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| [01:58.75] | だるだるだるアルバイト エンタメ的スーサイド |
| [02:02.36] | バレしてます 恋してます ４コマ可愛いね |
| [02:05.98] | シャブをキめる先輩と 指をしやぶる三歳と |
| [02:09.60] | いじらしい顔をして スケベニンゲン ニンゲン |
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| [02:27.90] | ああ スケベニンゲン ニンゲン |
| [02:32.73] | スケベニンゲン ニンゲン |
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| [02:41.81] | 世界平和を願いつつ 恐怖政治だし |
| [02:45.31] | 映画で泣いた後に 快楽殺人だし |
| [02:48.88] | 電車の隅っこ ブツブツブツ 独り言だし |
| [02:52.50] | 永遠の愛に似てるのに ただの石だし |
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| [02:56.27] | ああ かき回す うずまき ぐるぐる |
| [03:02.78] | 脳に突き刺さる MENBO MENBO MENBO |
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| [03:11.93] | ｗｗｗエキサイト それアフィリエイトサイト |
| [03:15.33] | 腹切ります 首打ちます J-POP楽しいね |
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| [03:19.72] | だるだるだるアルバイト エンタメ的スーサイド |
| [03:23.10] | バレしてます 恋してます ４コマ可愛いね |
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| [03:26.68] | 崖っぷちで乾杯を 呪詛を込めて喝采を |
| [03:30.30] | おとなしい顔をして スケベニンゲン |
| [03:33.83] | スケベニンゲン |
| [03:37.26] | ニンゲン |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : P |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : P |
| [00:07.75] | bian qu: P |
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| [00:30.73] | ai yan ye jian |
| [00:34.14] | ri shao ji shi du shou |
| [00:37.59] | ru dao li yong chu xing fa |
| [00:41.40] | chao ya jie bing xun ran ji shen fo |
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| [00:46.85] | jiu yi mu hu |
| [00:50.24] | ben ri zu ta po |
| [00:53.87] | chuang wu |
| [00:57.40] | yi gai zha xie hao qi li shi |
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| [01:01.12] | he tong |
| [01:04.79] | ren yu nie |
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| [01:12.40] | fu qie shou da JPOP le |
| [01:15.56] | ya gan bei zhou zu ru he cai |
| [01:19.18] | yan |
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| [01:22.85] | qin you si shi xian |
| [01:26.44] | ru tu ran |
| [01:29.76] | bing zou |
| [01:33.24] | li lun wu zhuang gu jie guo zhu qiang |
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| [01:37.30] | mo fa shao nv meng jian ci qi |
| [01:40.55] | dou sa gui |
| [01:44.16] | zhang lv chuang bu wu |
| [01:47.72] | shi jie zhong shun jian jia zhang guo zi |
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| [01:51.40] | gan dong |
| [01:54.84] | lei he mu zhi |
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| [01:58.75] | de |
| [02:02.36] | lian ke ai |
| [02:05.98] | xian bei zhi san sui |
| [02:09.60] | yan |
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| [02:41.81] | shi jie ping he yuan kong bu zheng zhi |
| [02:45.31] | ying hua qi hou kuai le sha ren |
| [02:48.88] | dian che yu du yan |
| [02:52.50] | yong yuan ai shi shi |
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| [02:56.27] | hui |
| [03:02.78] | nao tu ci MENBO MENBO MENBO |
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| [03:15.33] | fu qie shou da JPOP le |
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| [03:19.72] | de |
| [03:23.10] | lian ke ai |
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| [03:26.68] | ya gan bei zhou zu ru he cai |
| [03:30.30] | yan |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : P |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : P |
| [00:07.75] | biān qū: P |
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| [00:30.73] | ài yán yè jiàn |
| [00:34.14] | rì shāo jī shì dú shǒu |
| [00:37.59] | rù dāo lì yòng chǔ xíng fǎ |
| [00:41.40] | cháo yā jiē bìng xún rǎn jí shēn fó |
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| [00:46.85] | jiǔ yī mù hū |
| [00:50.24] | běn rì zú tǎ pó |
| [00:53.87] | chuáng wū |
| [00:57.40] | yì gǎi zhá xié hào qì lì shì |
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| [01:01.12] | hé tóng |
| [01:04.79] | rén yú niè |
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| [01:12.40] | fù qiè shǒu dǎ JPOP lè |
| [01:15.56] | yá gān bēi zhòu zǔ ru hè cǎi |
| [01:19.18] | yán |
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| [01:22.85] | qīn yǒu sī shǐ xiān |
| [01:26.44] | rù tū rán |
| [01:29.76] | bìng zǒu |
| [01:33.24] | lǐ lùn wǔ zhuāng gù jié guǒ zhú qiāng |
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| [01:37.30] | mó fǎ shào nǚ mèng jiàn cí qì |
| [01:40.55] | dòu sā guǐ |
| [01:44.16] | zhǎng lǚ chuāng bù wū |
| [01:47.72] | shì jiè zhōng shùn jiān jiá zhāng guǒ zi |
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| [01:51.40] | gǎn dòng |
| [01:54.84] | lèi hé mù zhī |
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| [01:58.75] | de |
| [02:02.36] | liàn kě ài |
| [02:05.98] | xiān bèi zhǐ sān suì |
| [02:09.60] | yán |
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| [02:41.81] | shì jiè píng hé yuàn kǒng bù zhèng zhì |
| [02:45.31] | yìng huà qì hòu kuài lè shā rén |
| [02:48.88] | diàn chē yú dú yán |
| [02:52.50] | yǒng yuǎn ài shì shí |
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| [02:56.27] | huí |
| [03:02.78] | nao tū cì MENBO MENBO MENBO |
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| [03:15.33] | fù qiè shǒu dǎ JPOP lè |
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| [03:19.72] | de |
| [03:23.10] | liàn kě ài |
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| [03:26.68] | yá gān bēi zhòu zǔ ru hè cǎi |
| [03:30.30] | yán |
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| [00:30.73] | 看起来像是个情话 结果却是个日常梗 |
| [00:34.14] | 看起来只是皮肤晒黑了 却是个杀害手段 |
| [00:37.59] | 利用了切开蛋糕这一行为的处刑法 |
| [00:41.40] | 融入了巢鸭街景的肉身佛 |
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| [00:46.85] | 久违的一见钟情了 可对象是个假人模特 |
| [00:50.24] | 今天的幸运物品 竟是卒塔婆（*注2） |
| [00:53.87] | 拜托理发店随便剪了个发型 结果做了头部穿孔（*注3） |
| [00:57.40] | 被车站的检票机夹住 嚎啕大哭的大力士 |
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| [01:01.12] | 我说啊，好了吗 钓上了河童 |
| [01:04.79] | 因为它变不成人鱼 所以就啃住黄瓜吧 |
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| [01:08.37] | 哈哈哈 excite(*注4) 那是营销网站啦 |
| [01:12.40] | 我会切腹啦 我会斩首啦 J-POP真有趣呢 |
| [01:15.56] | 岌岌可危地干杯吧 心怀叵测地喝彩吧 |
| [01:19.18] | 做出乖巧的表情 席凡宁根 |
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| [01:22.85] | 正要认为他是亲友的时候 发现这是铜锣秀一场（*注5） |
| [01:26.44] | 为了补救窘境 突然就开始了格斗淘汰赛 |
| [01:29.76] | 与短脚猎狗 并肩行走的老婆婆 |
| [01:33.24] | 巩固了理论武装的结果 不过是柄竹枪 |
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| [01:37.30] | 梦想着当魔法少女 却已戴上了磁石项链（*注6） |
| [01:40.55] | 因为撒了太多豆子 鬼早就变成史莱姆了 |
| [01:44.16] | 虽然正在长途旅行 却是在无窗之屋里进行的 |
| [01:47.72] | 在世界终结的瞬间 塞满了嘴巴的 麦麸点心 |
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| [01:51.40] | 我说啊，让我啊 更加感动一些吧 |
| [01:54.84] | 反正眼泪也哭干了 那就往眼睛滴柠檬汁吧 |
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| [01:58.75] | 心慵意懒的去打工 娱乐性的自杀行为 |
| [02:02.36] | 我在杀人啦 我在恋爱啦 四格漫画真可爱呢 |
| [02:05.98] | 吸食兴奋剂的前辈 与吸吮手指的三岁婴孩 |
| [02:09.60] | 露出楚楚可怜的表情 席凡宁根 宁根 |
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| [02:27.90] | 啊啊 席凡宁根 宁根 |
| [02:32.73] | 席凡宁根 宁根 |
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| [02:41.81] | 一边祈愿着世界和平 一边进行着恐怖政治 |
| [02:45.31] | 被电影感动到哭泣后 就进行了快乐杀人 |
| [02:48.88] | 在电车的角落里 不停嘀嘀咕咕 自言自语 |
| [02:52.50] | 明明和永恒的爱如此相似 却只是块普通的石头 |
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| [02:56.27] | 啊啊 搅成一团 漩涡翻滚 转来转去 |
| [03:02.78] | 贯穿了大脑的 棉棒 棉棒 棉棒 |
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| [03:11.93] | 哈哈哈 excite 那是营销网站啦 |
| [03:15.33] | 我会切腹啦 我会斩首啦 J-POP真有趣呢 |
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| [03:19.72] | 心慵意懒的去打工 娱乐性的自杀行为 |
| [03:23.10] | 我在杀人啦 我在恋爱啦 四格漫画真可爱呢 |
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| [03:26.68] | 岌岌可危地干杯吧 心怀叵测地喝彩吧 |
| [03:30.30] | 做出乖巧的表情 席凡宁根 |
| [03:33.83] | 席凡宁根 |
| [03:37.26] | 宁根 |
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