| 歌曲 | Keep the Change |
| 歌手 | The Copyrights |
| 专辑 | Report |
| I use my credit card to pay credit cards | |
| I use another one to pay rent | |
| I'm throwing nickles my student loans | |
| And they haven't made a dent | |
| I'm sitting more and moving less | |
| Outgrowing all my clothes | |
| And I'm making up outrageous lies | |
| About what's going up my nose | |
| I wouldn't change it if I could | |
| But that's easy to say | |
| I can't change it anyway | |
| It's so easy to tell myself that | |
| Accept failure or have a heart attack |