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This one right here goes out to all you people |
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That have ever paid full price |
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for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid |
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It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub |
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Oh, I'm hungry like a muh, |
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Oh, I need me some grub |
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I said some biscuits nice and hot |
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Would sure hit the spot |
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But I'm broke like a joke |
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So let that discount drop |
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I pulled up in the drive-thru |
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Right then I knew there's no contemplatin' |
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About my money situation |
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I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some |
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You see son hook me up with a free one |
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I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know |
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And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold |
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I need some meat to complete my week |
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So hook me up with - what? - combo number three |
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For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind |
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For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side? |
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And my pocket is thin and your price is too big |
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So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent. |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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Now I'm stuck with no money |
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I need something in my tummy |
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Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die |
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Have you ever seen a grown man cry? |
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You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up? |
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Well that's worth a try |
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Can we help one another? |
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Come on and hook up a brother |
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I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother |
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Cause family discount that's what it's all about |
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Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out |
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Cause I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun |
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I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun |
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Or how about a pizza for a very special price |
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And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice |
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Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah |
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Make my price deflate |
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Don't hate for goodness sake |
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be straight and let me take a discount on number eight |
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I'm in the low money state almost low as my date |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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Alright look here my brother |
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I know there's times when that money's tight, |
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And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner |
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Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's |
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Heh, I feel you |
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Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart |
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And when you get there you use it |
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And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some dessert too |
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Alright let's try this out |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna discount, |
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I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
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Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
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but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop |