The Discount Song

歌曲 The Discount Song
歌手 Chris August
专辑 The Discount Song

歌词

[00:02] This one right here goes out to all you people
[00:05] That have ever paid full price
[00:07] for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid
[00:11] It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
[00:14] Oh, I'm hungry like a muh,
[00:15] Oh, I need me some grub
[00:16] I said some biscuits nice and hot
[00:18] Would sure hit the spot
[00:19] But I'm broke like a joke
[00:20] So let that discount drop
[00:21] I pulled up in the drive-thru
[00:23] Right then I knew there's no contemplatin'
[00:25] About my money situation
[00:26] I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
[00:29] You see son hook me up with a free one
[00:31] I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
[00:34] And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
[00:36] I need some meat to complete my week
[00:39] So hook me up with - what? - combo number three
[00:41] For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind
[00:44] For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side?
[00:46] And my pocket is thin and your price is too big
[00:49] So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent.
[00:51] I wanna discount,
[00:53] I wanna discount,
[00:54] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[00:57] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:59] But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[01:02] I wanna discount,
[01:03] I wanna discount,
[01:04] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[01:06] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[01:09] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[01:12] Now I'm stuck with no money
[01:13] I need something in my tummy
[01:14] Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
[01:17] Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
[01:19] You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up?
[01:21] Well that's worth a try
[01:22] Can we help one another?
[01:24] Come on and hook up a brother
[01:25] I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother
[01:27] Cause family discount that's what it's all about
[01:30] Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out
[01:32] Cause I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun
[01:34] I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
[01:37] Or how about a pizza for a very special price
[01:39] And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice
[01:42] Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah
[01:45] Make my price deflate
[01:46] Don't hate for goodness sake
[01:47] be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
[01:49] I'm in the low money state almost low as my date
[01:52] I wanna discount,
[01:53] I wanna discount,
[01:54] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[01:57] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:00] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:02] I wanna discount,
[02:03] I wanna discount,
[02:04] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:07] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:10] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:13] Alright look here my brother
[02:14] I know there's times when that money's tight,
[02:17] And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
[02:19] Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's
[02:21] Heh, I feel you
[02:22] Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
[02:25] And when you get there you use it
[02:27] And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some dessert too
[02:31] Alright let's try this out
[02:32] I wanna discount,
[02:33] I wanna discount,
[02:35] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:37] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:40] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:43] I wanna discount,
[02:44] I wanna discount,
[02:45] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:48] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:50] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:53] I wanna discount,
[02:54] I wanna discount,
[02:55] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:58] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[03:00] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[03:03] I wanna discount,
[03:04] I wanna discount,
[03:05] I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[03:08] Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[03:10] but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop