[00:00.370] | 神马都是浮云 |
[00:02.040] | 二零一一年给力经典大实话 |
[00:16.930] | 靠边 靠边 后边有车队 |
[00:30.330] | 经典语言 给力大实话 |
[00:35.340] | Okay 人缘好与坏 |
[00:38.010] | 只有办葬礼那天才知道 |
[00:43.790] | 我不打你 |
[00:44.880] | 你就不知道我文武双全 |
[00:50.840] | |
[00:57.510] | Okay 这里是来自MC洪磊 |
[00:59.670] | 为您送出二零一一年 |
[01:01.080] | 给力经典大实话 |
[01:04.250] | 让我们一起来用心感受一下 |
[01:09.480] | 一个人的快活 两个人的生活 |
[01:13.100] | 三个人就是你死我活 |
[01:17.490] | 神州行 我看行 |
[01:20.280] | 我不缴费看你行不行 |
[01:25.480] | 距离产生的不是美是小三 |
[01:32.270] | 男人的实力就是 |
[01:33.500] | ******* |
[01:36.050] | 聆听时尚 感受经典 |
[01:39.470] | 《蓝紫色^_~明杰》 |
[01:45.390] | 一本正经的外表 |
[01:47.550] | 掩饰不了你一颗闷骚的心 |
[01:51.610] | 货有过期时 人有看腻时 |
[01:54.670] | 你在我心里 能装逼几时 |
[02:05.120] | 这两年猪咬人不是新闻 |
[02:08.260] | 结婚十年不离婚才是新闻 |
[02:15.780] | 小鸟虽小 |
[02:17.180] | 可它玩的却是整个天空 |
[02:20.410] | |
[02:32.010] | 狐狸不是妖 性感不是骚 |
[02:36.360] | 女人嘛 混好了就是嫂子 |
[02:39.350] | 混不好就是 自己想吧... |
[02:44.450] | 女人用丝袜征服男人 |
[02:47.410] | 男人用丝袜征服银行 |
[02:49.570] | 开句玩笑 呵呵... |
[02:52.420] | |
[02:58.470] | 最低奋斗目标 |
[03:00.710] | 农夫—山泉 有点儿甜 |
[03:13.990] | 女人擅长的只是化妆 |
[03:16.150] | 而男人擅长的却是伪装 |
[03:21.610] | 一个简单的旋律 |
[03:23.840] | 总是勾起一段不简单的回忆 |
[03:28.230] | 唐僧再厉害也不过 |
[03:29.690] | 是一个耍猴儿的 |
[03:36.180] | 不怕讨债的是英雄 |
[03:38.360] | 就怕欠债的是真穷啊 |
[03:44.560] | 领袖平台 尽听精彩 |
[03:47.060] | |
[03:47.320] | 来吧 宝贝 带上你的感觉 |
[03:48.610] | 享受MC洪磊送给你 |
[03:50.460] | 二零一一年经典给力大实话 |
[03:56.840] | 你不是仙人掌 |
[03:59.140] | 何必那么坚强 |
[04:02.080] | *********** |
[04:10.410] | 别提过去 别问将来 |
[04:13.760] | 珍惜现在美好的这一刻吧 |
[04:18.410] | 女人是招商银行 |
[04:21.000] | 男人则是建设银行 |
[04:39.000] | 不想过早的拥有 |
[04:42.080] | 是因为怕呀 会过早的失去 |
[04:47.150] | 锄禾日当午 啥都不靠谱儿 |
[04:51.320] | 闲来没事儿做 不如斗地主 |
[04:54.220] | 我抢地主~ |
[05:37.590] | 一起摇 |
[05:44.950] | 当你用QQ卡壳的时候 |
[05:47.980] | 哥只能告诉你一句话 |
[05:49.520] | 黑名单 有你更精彩 |
[05:56.330] | 有帅有车那是象棋 |
[05:59.610] | 有钱有房那是银行 |
[06:02.620] | 放眼过去全是货 |
[06:04.850] | 老妹儿你想跟谁过 |
[06:06.690] | |
[06:12.090] | |
[06:24.280] | 爱情不过是寂寞时 |
[06:26.510] | 扯把美丽的犊子 |
[06:29.620] | 唾沫不是用来喷人的 |
[06:32.060] | 是用来数钞票的 |
[06:38.200] | 长相无可挑剔 |
[06:40.400] | 身材黄金比例 |
[06:42.850] | 玩的起继续 玩不起出局 |
[06:47.030] | 你有病啊 |
[06:48.280] | 请问大哥你有药吗 |
[06:52.080] | 要想整倒一个男人 |
[06:54.570] | 就得送他一个女人 |
[06:57.370] | 想污染一个地方有两种办法 |
[07:00.850] | 垃圾或是钞票 |
[07:05.480] | 聆听时尚 感受经典 |
[07:08.050] | 一起来 |
[07:10.460] | |
[07:11.280] | 问世间情为何物 |
[07:13.130] | 没钱你就是废物 |
[07:16.190] | 生死看淡 不服就干 |
[07:30.280] | 真心不如红钞票 |
[07:32.490] | 感情只是性的需要 |
[07:36.940] | 玩的嗨 想的开 |
[07:38.890] | 啪啪一顿小瓶拍 |
[07:43.550] | 世界那么乱 装纯给谁看呢 |
[07:47.800] | 我长得很难看 你得耐心看 |
[07:53.310] | 世界不肮脏 何来的悲伤呢 |
[07:58.500] | 洪磊提醒大家 要节约用水 |
[08:01.550] | 尽量和女友一起洗澡 |
[08:04.610] | |
[08:17.830] | 累吗 累就对啦 |
[08:20.230] | 舒服是留给死人的 |
[08:25.310] | 哥不是你的小浣熊 |
[08:27.050] | 玩不出你的其乐无穷 |
[08:31.980] | 广告就是告诉别人 |
[08:33.930] | 钱可以这么花 |
[08:36.990] | 真爱好像鬼 |
[08:39.430] | 相信的人多 看见的却很少 |
[08:46.880] | 你说的开始是我们结束的倒计时 |
[08:51.480] | 各种语言各种唠 |
[08:53.430] | 各种小磕各种套 |
[08:55.470] | 各种小房各种开 |
[08:57.700] | 各种女人各种嗨 |
[09:08.350] | 神马都是浮云 |
[09:10.230] | 为你送出来自MC洪磊为您打造 |
[09:13.020] | 二零一一年给力经典大实话 |
[00:00.370] | shen ma dou shi fu yun |
[00:02.040] | er ling yi yi nian gei li jing dian da shi hua |
[00:16.930] | kao bian kao bian hou bian you che dui |
[00:30.330] | jing dian yu yan gei li da shi hua |
[00:35.340] | Okay ren yuan hao yu huai |
[00:38.010] | zhi you ban zang li na tian cai zhi dao |
[00:43.790] | wo bu da ni |
[00:44.880] | ni jiu bu zhi dao wo wen wu shuang quan |
[00:50.840] | |
[00:57.510] | Okay zhe li shi lai zi MC hong lei |
[00:59.670] | wei nin song chu er ling yi yi nian |
[01:01.080] | gei li jing dian da shi hua |
[01:04.250] | rang wo men yi qi lai yong xin gan shou yi xia |
[01:09.480] | yi ge ren de kuai huo liang ge ren de sheng huo |
[01:13.100] | san ge ren jiu shi ni si wo huo |
[01:17.490] | shen zhou xing wo kan xing |
[01:20.280] | wo bu jiao fei kan ni xing bu xing |
[01:25.480] | ju li chan sheng de bu shi mei shi xiao san |
[01:32.270] | nan ren de shi li jiu shi |
[01:33.500] | |
[01:36.050] | ling ting shi shang gan shou jing dian |
[01:39.470] | lan zi se _ ming jie |
[01:45.390] | yi ben zheng jing de wai biao |
[01:47.550] | yan shi bu liao ni yi ke men sao de xin |
[01:51.610] | huo you guo qi shi ren you kan ni shi |
[01:54.670] | ni zai wo xin li neng zhuang bi ji shi |
[02:05.120] | zhe liang nian zhu yao ren bu shi xin wen |
[02:08.260] | jie hun shi nian bu li hun cai shi xin wen |
[02:15.780] | xiao niao sui xiao |
[02:17.180] | ke ta wan de que shi zheng ge tian kong |
[02:20.410] | |
[02:32.010] | hu li bu shi yao xing gan bu shi sao |
[02:36.360] | nv ren ma hun hao le jiu shi sao zi |
[02:39.350] | hun bu hao jiu shi zi ji xiang ba... |
[02:44.450] | nv ren yong si wa zheng fu nan ren |
[02:47.410] | nan ren yong si wa zheng fu yin hang |
[02:49.570] | kai ju wan xiao he he... |
[02:52.420] | |
[02:58.470] | zui di fen dou mu biao |
[03:00.710] | nong fu shan quan you dian er tian |
[03:13.990] | nv ren shan chang de zhi shi hua zhuang |
[03:16.150] | er nan ren shan chang de que shi wei zhuang |
[03:21.610] | yi ge jian dan de xuan lv |
[03:23.840] | zong shi gou qi yi duan bu jian dan de hui yi |
[03:28.230] | tang seng zai li hai ye bu guo |
[03:29.690] | shi yi ge shua hou er de |
[03:36.180] | bu pa tao zhai de shi ying xiong |
[03:38.360] | jiu pa qian zhai de shi zhen qiong a |
[03:44.560] | ling xiu ping tai jin ting jing cai |
[03:47.060] | |
[03:47.320] | lai ba bao bei dai shang ni de gan jue |
[03:48.610] | xiang shou MC hong lei song gei ni |
[03:50.460] | er ling yi yi nian jing dian gei li da shi hua |
[03:56.840] | ni bu shi xian ren zhang |
[03:59.140] | he bi na me jian qiang |
[04:02.080] | |
[04:10.410] | bie ti guo qu bie wen jiang lai |
[04:13.760] | zhen xi xian zai mei hao de zhe yi ke ba |
[04:18.410] | nv ren shi zhao shang yin hang |
[04:21.000] | nan ren ze shi jian she yin hang |
[04:39.000] | bu xiang guo zao de yong you |
[04:42.080] | shi yin wei pa ya hui guo zao de shi qu |
[04:47.150] | chu he ri dang wu sha dou bu kao pu er |
[04:51.320] | xian lai mei shi er zuo bu ru dou di zhu |
[04:54.220] | wo qiang di zhu |
[05:37.590] | yi qi yao |
[05:44.950] | dang ni yong QQ qia ke de shi hou |
[05:47.980] | ge zhi neng gao su ni yi ju hua |
[05:49.520] | hei ming dan you ni geng jing cai |
[05:56.330] | you shuai you che na shi xiang qi |
[05:59.610] | you qian you fang na shi yin hang |
[06:02.620] | fang yan guo qu quan shi huo |
[06:04.850] | lao mei er ni xiang gen shui guo |
[06:06.690] | |
[06:12.090] | |
[06:24.280] | ai qing bu guo shi ji mo shi |
[06:26.510] | che ba mei li de du zi |
[06:29.620] | tuo mo bu shi yong lai pen ren de |
[06:32.060] | shi yong lai shu chao piao de |
[06:38.200] | zhang xiang wu ke tiao ti |
[06:40.400] | shen cai huang jin bi li |
[06:42.850] | wan de qi ji xu wan bu qi chu ju |
[06:47.030] | ni you bing a |
[06:48.280] | qing wen da ge ni you yao ma |
[06:52.080] | yao xiang zheng dao yi ge nan ren |
[06:54.570] | jiu de song ta yi ge nv ren |
[06:57.370] | xiang wu ran yi ge di fang you liang zhong ban fa |
[07:00.850] | la ji huo shi chao piao |
[07:05.480] | ling ting shi shang gan shou jing dian |
[07:08.050] | yi qi lai |
[07:10.460] | |
[07:11.280] | wen shi jian qing wei he wu |
[07:13.130] | mei qian ni jiu shi fei wu |
[07:16.190] | sheng si kan dan bu fu jiu gan |
[07:30.280] | zhen xin bu ru hong chao piao |
[07:32.490] | gan qing zhi shi xing de xu yao |
[07:36.940] | wan de hai xiang de kai |
[07:38.890] | pa pa yi dun xiao ping pai |
[07:43.550] | shi jie na me luan zhuang chun gei shui kan ne |
[07:47.800] | wo zhang de hen nan kan ni de nai xin kan |
[07:53.310] | shi jie bu ang zang he lai de bei shang ne |
[07:58.500] | hong lei ti xing da jia yao jie yue yong shui |
[08:01.550] | jin liang he nv you yi qi xi zao |
[08:04.610] | |
[08:17.830] | lei ma lei jiu dui la |
[08:20.230] | shu fu shi liu gei si ren de |
[08:25.310] | ge bu shi ni de xiao huan xiong |
[08:27.050] | wan bu chu ni de qi le wu qiong |
[08:31.980] | guang gao jiu shi gao su bie ren |
[08:33.930] | qian ke yi zhe me hua |
[08:36.990] | zhen ai hao xiang gui |
[08:39.430] | xiang xin de ren duo kan jian de que hen shao |
[08:46.880] | ni shuo de kai shi shi wo men jie shu de dao ji shi |
[08:51.480] | ge zhong yu yan ge zhong lao |
[08:53.430] | ge zhong xiao ke ge zhong tao |
[08:55.470] | ge zhong xiao fang ge zhong kai |
[08:57.700] | ge zhong nv ren ge zhong hai |
[09:08.350] | shen ma dou shi fu yun |
[09:10.230] | wei ni song chu lai zi MC hong lei wei nin da zao |
[09:13.020] | er ling yi yi nian gei li jing dian da shi hua |
[00:00.370] | shén mǎ dōu shì fú yún |
[00:02.040] | èr líng yī yī nián gěi lì jīng diǎn dà shí huà |
[00:16.930] | kào biān kào biān hòu biān yǒu chē duì |
[00:30.330] | jīng diǎn yǔ yán gěi lì dà shí huà |
[00:35.340] | Okay rén yuán hǎo yǔ huài |
[00:38.010] | zhǐ yǒu bàn zàng lǐ nà tiān cái zhī dào |
[00:43.790] | wǒ bù dǎ nǐ |
[00:44.880] | nǐ jiù bù zhī dào wǒ wén wǔ shuāng quán |
[00:50.840] | |
[00:57.510] | Okay zhè lǐ shì lái zì MC hóng lěi |
[00:59.670] | wèi nín sòng chū èr líng yī yī nián |
[01:01.080] | gěi lì jīng diǎn dà shí huà |
[01:04.250] | ràng wǒ men yì qǐ lái yòng xīn gǎn shòu yī xià |
[01:09.480] | yí ge rén de kuài huó liǎng gè rén de shēng huó |
[01:13.100] | sān ge rén jiù shì nǐ sǐ wǒ huó |
[01:17.490] | shén zhōu xíng wǒ kàn xíng |
[01:20.280] | wǒ bù jiǎo fèi kàn nǐ xíng bù xíng |
[01:25.480] | jù lí chǎn shēng de bú shì měi shì xiǎo sān |
[01:32.270] | nán rén de shí lì jiù shì |
[01:33.500] | |
[01:36.050] | líng tīng shí shàng gǎn shòu jīng diǎn |
[01:39.470] | lán zǐ sè _ míng jié |
[01:45.390] | yī běn zhèng jīng de wài biǎo |
[01:47.550] | yǎn shì bù liǎo nǐ yī kē mèn sāo de xīn |
[01:51.610] | huò yǒu guò qī shí rén yǒu kàn nì shí |
[01:54.670] | nǐ zài wǒ xīn lǐ néng zhuāng bī jǐ shí |
[02:05.120] | zhè liǎng nián zhū yǎo rén bú shì xīn wén |
[02:08.260] | jié hūn shí nián bù lí hūn cái shì xīn wén |
[02:15.780] | xiǎo niǎo suī xiǎo |
[02:17.180] | kě tā wán de què shì zhěng gè tiān kōng |
[02:20.410] | |
[02:32.010] | hú lí bú shì yāo xìng gǎn bú shì sāo |
[02:36.360] | nǚ rén ma hùn hǎo le jiù shì sǎo zi |
[02:39.350] | hùn bù hǎo jiù shì zì jǐ xiǎng ba... |
[02:44.450] | nǚ rén yòng sī wà zhēng fú nán rén |
[02:47.410] | nán rén yòng sī wà zhēng fú yín háng |
[02:49.570] | kāi jù wán xiào hē hē... |
[02:52.420] | |
[02:58.470] | zuì dī fèn dòu mù biāo |
[03:00.710] | nóng fū shān quán yǒu diǎn ér tián |
[03:13.990] | nǚ rén shàn cháng de zhǐ shì huà zhuāng |
[03:16.150] | ér nán rén shàn cháng de què shì wěi zhuāng |
[03:21.610] | yí gè jiǎn dān de xuán lǜ |
[03:23.840] | zǒng shì gōu qǐ yī duàn bù jiǎn dān de huí yì |
[03:28.230] | táng sēng zài lì hài yě bù guò |
[03:29.690] | shì yí gè shuǎ hóu ér de |
[03:36.180] | bù pà tǎo zhài de shì yīng xióng |
[03:38.360] | jiù pà qiàn zhài de shì zhēn qióng a |
[03:44.560] | lǐng xiù píng tái jǐn tīng jīng cǎi |
[03:47.060] | |
[03:47.320] | lái ba bǎo bèi dài shàng nǐ de gǎn jué |
[03:48.610] | xiǎng shòu MC hóng lěi sòng gěi nǐ |
[03:50.460] | èr líng yī yī nián jīng diǎn gěi lì dà shí huà |
[03:56.840] | nǐ bú shì xiān rén zhǎng |
[03:59.140] | hé bì nà me jiān qiáng |
[04:02.080] | |
[04:10.410] | bié tí guò qù bié wèn jiāng lái |
[04:13.760] | zhēn xī xiàn zài měi hǎo de zhè yī kè ba |
[04:18.410] | nǚ rén shì zhāo shāng yín háng |
[04:21.000] | nán rén zé shì jiàn shè yín háng |
[04:39.000] | bù xiǎng guò zǎo de yōng yǒu |
[04:42.080] | shì yīn wèi pà ya huì guò zǎo de shī qù |
[04:47.150] | chú hé rì dāng wǔ shà dōu bù kào pǔ ér |
[04:51.320] | xián lái méi shì ér zuò bù rú dòu dì zhǔ |
[04:54.220] | wǒ qiāng dì zhǔ |
[05:37.590] | yì qǐ yáo |
[05:44.950] | dāng nǐ yòng QQ qiǎ ké de shí hòu |
[05:47.980] | gē zhǐ néng gào sù nǐ yī jù huà |
[05:49.520] | hēi míng dān yǒu nǐ gèng jīng cǎi |
[05:56.330] | yǒu shuài yǒu chē nà shi xiàng qí |
[05:59.610] | yǒu qián yǒu fáng nà shi yín háng |
[06:02.620] | fàng yǎn guò qù quán shì huò |
[06:04.850] | lǎo mèi ér nǐ xiǎng gēn shuí guò |
[06:06.690] | |
[06:12.090] | |
[06:24.280] | ài qíng bù guò shì jì mò shí |
[06:26.510] | chě bǎ měi lì de dú zǐ |
[06:29.620] | tuò mò bú shì yòng lái pēn rén de |
[06:32.060] | shì yòng lái shù chāo piào de |
[06:38.200] | zhǎng xiàng wú kě tiāo tī |
[06:40.400] | shēn cái huáng jīn bǐ lì |
[06:42.850] | wán de qǐ jì xù wán bù qǐ chū jú |
[06:47.030] | nǐ yǒu bìng a |
[06:48.280] | qǐng wèn dà gē nǐ yǒu yào ma |
[06:52.080] | yào xiǎng zhěng dào yí gè nán rén |
[06:54.570] | jiù dé sòng tā yí gè nǚ rén |
[06:57.370] | xiǎng wū rǎn yí gè dì fāng yǒu liǎng zhǒng bàn fǎ |
[07:00.850] | lā jī huò shì chāo piào |
[07:05.480] | líng tīng shí shàng gǎn shòu jīng diǎn |
[07:08.050] | yì qǐ lái |
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[07:11.280] | wèn shì jiān qíng wèi hé wù |
[07:13.130] | méi qián nǐ jiù shì fèi wù |
[07:16.190] | shēng sǐ kàn dàn bù fú jiù gàn |
[07:30.280] | zhēn xīn bù rú hóng chāo piào |
[07:32.490] | gǎn qíng zhǐ shì xìng de xū yào |
[07:36.940] | wán de hāi xiǎng de kāi |
[07:38.890] | pā pā yī dùn xiǎo píng pāi |
[07:43.550] | shì jiè nà me luàn zhuāng chún gěi shuí kàn ne |
[07:47.800] | wǒ zhǎng de hěn nán kàn nǐ dé nài xīn kàn |
[07:53.310] | shì jiè bù āng zāng hé lái de bēi shāng ne |
[07:58.500] | hóng lěi tí xǐng dà jiā yào jié yuē yòng shuǐ |
[08:01.550] | jǐn liàng hé nǚ yǒu yì qǐ xǐ zǎo |
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[08:17.830] | lèi ma lèi jiù duì la |
[08:20.230] | shū fú shì liú gěi sǐ rén de |
[08:25.310] | gē bú shì nǐ de xiǎo huàn xióng |
[08:27.050] | wán bù chū nǐ de qí lè wú qióng |
[08:31.980] | guǎng gào jiù shì gào sù bié rén |
[08:33.930] | qián kě yǐ zhè me huā |
[08:36.990] | zhēn ài hào xiàng guǐ |
[08:39.430] | xiāng xìn de rén duō kàn jiàn de què hěn shǎo |
[08:46.880] | nǐ shuō de kāi shǐ shì wǒ men jié shù de dǎo jì shí |
[08:51.480] | gè zhǒng yǔ yán gè zhǒng láo |
[08:53.430] | gè zhǒng xiǎo kē gè zhǒng tào |
[08:55.470] | gè zhǒng xiǎo fáng gè zhǒng kāi |
[08:57.700] | gè zhǒng nǚ rén gè zhǒng hāi |
[09:08.350] | shén mǎ dōu shì fú yún |
[09:10.230] | wèi nǐ sòng chū lái zì MC hóng lěi wèi nín dǎ zào |
[09:13.020] | èr líng yī yī nián gěi lì jīng diǎn dà shí huà |