历史考试前夕

歌曲 历史考试前夕
歌手 梁文福
专辑 笑说城事

歌词

[00:02.91] 历史考试前夕
[00:06.22] 作词:梁文福 作曲梁:文福
[00:10.89] 如果秦始皇烧书都烧完
[00:14.28] 我不必读到三点半
[00:18.40] 如果周公真的忙着治天下
[00:22.15] 何必不断催我入梦乡
[00:26.02] 三闾大夫不投汨罗江
[00:29.34] 卖粽子老王生活怎么办
[00:33.27] 如果楚霸王当年不到乌江
[00:36.70] 隔壁班刘邦不会这么嚣张
[00:41.83]
[00:42.92] 西施不浣纱 昭君不和番
[00:46.24] 现代的古典美人做何打算
[00:50.36] 如果刘备哭不出诸葛亮
[00:53.74] 会不会闹出一阵剧本荒
[00:57.85] 只看过薛丁山 偏要考安禄山
[01:01.29] 知道冯宝宝她演过杨玉环
[01:05.54] 若非十二金牌将岳飞来调返
[01:08.92] 今天还吃不吃到油条香
[01:12.72]
[01:15.48] 我吃过月饼当然知道朱元璋
[01:18.36] 吃榴�知道郑和下西洋
[01:22.72] 胡金铨的戏里听过东西厂
[01:26.10] 看金庸小说知道袁崇焕
[01:29.77] 只叹林则徐烧鸦片烧不完
[01:33.33] 西太后偏偏相信义和团
[01:37.71] 珍妃不该嫁给那个光绪皇
[01:41.20] 几千年等到一个孙中山
[01:45.26]
[01:47.20] 万里长城长 没有历史长
[01:50.51] 考试题目比那丝路还弯
[01:54.77] 五胡乱华乱 我的脑筋更乱
[01:58.20] 心情比那个八国联军慌
[02:02.58] 多少年的改变已经很习惯
[02:05.58] 多少次革命总是革不完
[02:09.89] 谢天谢地近代史老师讲不完
[02:13.31] 下一代历史考试不敢想像

拼音

[00:02.91] lì shǐ kǎo shì qián xī
[00:06.22] zuò cí: liáng wén fú  zuò qǔ liáng: wén fú
[00:10.89] rú guǒ qín shǐ huáng shāo shū dōu shāo wán
[00:14.28] wǒ bù bì dú dào sān diǎn bàn
[00:18.40] rú guǒ zhōu gōng zhēn de máng zhe zhì tiān xià
[00:22.15] hé bì bù duàn cuī wǒ rù mèng xiāng
[00:26.02] sān lǘ dài fū bù tóu mì luó jiāng
[00:29.34] mài zòng zi lǎo wáng shēng huó zěn me bàn
[00:33.27] rú guǒ chǔ bà wáng dāng nián bú dào wū jiāng
[00:36.70] gé bì bān liú bāng bú huì zhè me xiāo zhāng
[00:41.83]
[00:42.92] xī shī bù huàn shā  zhāo jūn bù hé fān
[00:46.24] xiàn dài de gǔ diǎn měi rén zuò hé dǎ suàn
[00:50.36] rú guǒ liú bèi kū bù chū zhū gě liàng
[00:53.74] huì bú huì nào chū yī zhèn jù běn huāng
[00:57.85] zhǐ kàn guò xuē dīng shān  piān yào kǎo ān lù shān
[01:01.29] zhī dào féng bǎo bǎo tā yǎn guò yáng yù huán
[01:05.54] ruò fēi shí èr jīn pái jiāng yuè fēi lái diào fǎn
[01:08.92] jīn tiān hái chī bù chī dào yóu tiáo xiāng
[01:12.72]
[01:15.48] wǒ chī guò yuè bǐng dāng rán zhī dào zhū yuán zhāng
[01:18.36] chī liú zhī dào zhèng hé xià xī yáng
[01:22.72] hú jīn quán de xì lǐ tīng guò dōng xī chǎng
[01:26.10] kàn jīn yōng xiǎo shuō zhī dào yuán chóng huàn
[01:29.77] zhǐ tàn lín zé xú shāo yā piàn shāo bù wán
[01:33.33] xī tài hòu piān piān xiāng xìn yì hé tuán
[01:37.71] zhēn fēi bù gāi jià gěi nà gè guāng xù huáng
[01:41.20] jǐ qiān nián děng dào yí gè sūn zhōng shān
[01:45.26]
[01:47.20] wàn lǐ cháng chéng zhǎng  méi yǒu lì shǐ zhǎng
[01:50.51] kǎo shì tí mù bǐ nà sī lù hái wān
[01:54.77] wǔ hú luàn huá luàn  wǒ de nǎo jīn gèng luàn
[01:58.20] xīn qíng bǐ nà gè bā guó lián jūn huāng
[02:02.58] duō shào nián de gǎi biàn yǐ jīng hěn xí guàn
[02:05.58] duō shǎo cì gé mìng zǒng shì gé bù wán
[02:09.89] xiè tiān xiè dì jìn dài shǐ lǎo shī jiǎng bù wán
[02:13.31] xià yī dài lì shǐ kǎo shì bù gǎn xiǎng xiàng