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Won'tcha come on down to Rapture |
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jam a needle in your arm |
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It'll slowly corrode your genetical code |
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but it's all part of the charm |
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So you're a gross abomination |
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but in time you're gonna be |
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So glad ya came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea |
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Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere |
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it's like New York, but with more fish |
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This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning |
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but down here she's quite a dish |
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Aquatic nightmare drones are known to freely roam |
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with little sisters who require their help |
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I mean to tell you plainly mister |
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if that thing there was my sister |
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I'd believe I'd disown myself, mahhh |
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So you're stuck awhile in Rapture |
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and politically it's ...tense |
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Libertarians scream, it's an Ayn Rand wet dream |
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and brother I mean soakin',I'm not even jokin' |
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Don'tcha know the locals love the lifestyle |
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watch 'em scale the walls with glee |
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They're glad they came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea |
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you're gonna love to mix and match |
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Just steal some glue from evil red guy |
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and a screw from smelly dead guy |
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and you've made some crap from scratch |
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And there's this Atlas Joe, right on your radio |
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and he'll give you helpful hints and such |
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I bet you'll do his bidding blindly if he utters "would you kindly," |
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but ohhhh,I've said too much |
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So, you get a bit of story and a horrid killing spree |
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Because you came on down to the best little town |
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You're tryin' not to drown in this creepy town |
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It really takes the crown though it's the only town at the bottom of the deep blue sea |
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Forget Atlantis, it's the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue |
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Somewhere beyond the sea, they spell it R-A-P-T-U-R-E |
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A MAN CHOOSES! |
