Coffee Makes Me Poo

歌曲 Coffee Makes Me Poo
歌手 Taryn Southern
专辑 On My Face

歌词

[00:03.85] I gotta get myself a latte
[00:07.44] And add some soymilk up in that shit
[00:11.24] Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top
[00:14.84] Yeah
[00:18.02] I wake up in the morning
[00:19.59] feelin' kinda bloated
[00:20.76] there's a pressure in my belly
[00:22.23] Hell, let's not sugar coat it
[00:23.95] I'm all backed up
[00:25.22] And I need to take a poo
[00:26.73] But there's no release in sight
[00:28.20] I don't know what to do.
[00:29.86] So I eat lotsa veggies
[00:31.33] And fiber cereal
[00:32.69] But nothin' will dispose
[00:34.25] of all my raw material
[00:35.82] So I make myself a cup,
[00:37.44] sixteen ounces of joe,
[00:38.70] and just like magic,
[00:40.17] it starts the flow
[00:42.30] Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
[00:45.34] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[00:49.21] My poo, my poo, my poo
[00:54.05] Aint the only one
[00:55.11] Who know coffee makes you poo
[00:56.62] Listen to the experts
[00:58.00] Cuz what they say is true
[00:59.59] According to wiki
[01:00.90] When you drink in moderation
[01:02.67] Due to paristalsis,
[01:03.83] Coffee prevents constipation
[01:05.40] Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
[01:06.81] Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
[01:08.27] Wanna know how they stay thin
[01:09.74] Coffee pushes out what's in
[01:11.50] I'll never understand
[01:12.71] why people choose to quit
[01:14.38] when coffee tastes so good
[01:15.69] and it helps you take a sh*t
[01:17.96] Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
[01:20.95] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[01:24.79] My poo, my poo, it's true
[01:29.84] Now at 8am
[01:31.60] if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
[01:33.84] I make my coffee fully loaded
[01:36.56] By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
[01:42.05] Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo)
[01:45.16] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[01:48.84] My poo, my poo, my poo
[01:53.93] Gotta poo, I gotta really poo,
[01:56.81] a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[02:00.51] My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo)
[02:09.50] It's kind hurts trying to push through
[02:12.66] Yeah
[02:14.12] My poo
[02:15.63] Gotta help my poo pass through
[02:19.30] Gotta help it pass through
[02:22.03] Oh

歌词大意

[00:03.85] wǒ bì xū gěi zì jǐ yī bēi ná tiě
[00:07.44] zài jiā xiē dòu jiāng jìn qù
[00:11.24] sā yī xiē ròu guì fěn zài shàng miàn
[00:14.84] yé
[00:18.02] wǒ zǎo chén xǐng lái
[00:19.59] gǎn dào yǒu xiē zhì zhǎng
[00:20.76] yǒu gǔ yā lì zài wǒ fù zhōng
[00:22.23] gāi sǐ, ràng wǒ men bú yào zài fěn shì le
[00:23.95] wǒ yǐ jīng mǎn zài
[00:25.22] wǒ xū yào qù pái biàn
[00:26.73] dàn shì méi yǒu pái xiè de jī xiàng
[00:28.20] wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zuò shí mǒ
[00:29.86] suǒ yǐ wǒ chī le hǎo duō shū cài
[00:31.33] hái yǒu xiān wéi gǔ wù
[00:32.69] dàn yǐ shàng nèi xiē dōu méi fǎ chǔ lǐ diào
[00:34.25] wǒ suǒ yǒu de nèi xiē" yuán cái liào"
[00:35.82] suǒ yǐ wǒ gěi zì jǐ qī le yī bēi
[00:37.44] 16 àng sī 0. 45 qiān kè 9 liǎng de kā fēi
[00:38.70] jiù xiàng mó fǎ yí yàng
[00:40.17] kāi shǐ yī xiè qiān lǐ le
[00:42.30] yào pián pián, wǒ zhēn de yào pián pián
[00:45.34] yī bēi kā fēi zǒng shì yǒu zhù yú zhè yī qiè chàng tōng wú zǔ
[00:49.21] wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián
[00:54.05] bú shì zhǐ yǒu yí ge rén
[00:55.11] zhī dào kā fēi kě yǐ shǐ nǐ pái biàn
[00:56.62] tīng tīng nèi xiē zhuān jiā de huà
[00:58.00] yīn wèi tā men shuō de shì zhēn lǐ
[00:59.59] gēn jù wéi jī bǎi kē
[01:00.90] dāng nǐ shì dù yǐn yòng fēi de shí hòu
[01:02.67] néng cù jìn cháng dào rú dòng
[01:03.83] kā fēi kě yǐ yù fáng biàn mì
[01:05.40] bù lán nī sī pí ěr sī hé ruì qiū zuǒ yī
[01:06.81] mǎ lì kǎi tè hé lín sài luó hán
[01:08.27] xiǎng zhī dào tā men rú hé bǎo chí miáo tiáo de ma?
[01:09.74] kā fēi bāng zhù xīn chén dài xiè
[01:11.50] wǒ jiāng yǒng yuǎn bù dǒng
[01:12.71] wèi shí me rén men zài zhè shí hòu xuǎn zé fàng qì
[01:14.38] kā fēi wèi dào hěn hǎo
[01:15.69] hái néng bāng zhù nǐ pái biàn
[01:17.96] yào pián pián, wǒ zhēn de yào pián pián
[01:20.95] yī bēi kā fēi zǒng shì yǒu zhù yú zhè yī qiè chàng tōng wú zǔ
[01:24.79] wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián
[01:29.84] xiàn zài shì shàng wǔ 8 diǎn
[01:31.60] jiǎ rú wǒ gǎn dào yǒu xiē zhì zhǎng
[01:33.84] wǒ jiù jiā mǎn kā fēi
[01:36.56] dài dào shàng wǔ 9 diǎn, wǒ jiù zhǔn bèi bào fā le
[01:42.05] yào pián pián, wǒ zhēn de yào pián pián yào pián pián
[01:45.16] yī bēi kā fēi zǒng shì yǒu zhù yú zhè yī qiè chàng tōng wú zǔ
[01:48.84] wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián
[01:53.93] yào pián pián, wǒ zhēn de yào pián pián
[01:56.81] yī bēi kā fēi zǒng shì yǒu zhù yú zhè yī qiè chàng tōng wú zǔ
[02:00.51] wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián, wǒ de pián pián wǒ de pián pián
[02:09.50] shì zhe shǐ jìn de shí hòu huì yǒu diǎn tòng
[02:12.66] yé
[02:14.12] wǒ de pián pián
[02:15.63] dé zhù wǒ de pián pián pái chū
[02:19.30] dé zhù tā pái chū
[02:22.03] ó