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(music) |
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I don't go outside |
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I just wish I could hide |
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I can't sleep at night, |
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and there's no end inside |
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to the visions haunting me |
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(music) |
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I'm out with the girls dancing at a club |
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when a guy from behind starts to grind and rub |
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I don't know you, |
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but now I know your size |
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Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time! |
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The very next day I'm hiking in the woods |
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when a scary looking dude just flashes his goods |
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I scream and run away but it doesn't end there... |
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Later at the beach free willies everywhere |
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Boner, Erection, woody, Hard on ****, |
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his bulge is getting bigger, |
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his pitching his tent, |
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Stiffy, erection, the willy that could |
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I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood. |
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Keep it in your pants, |
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Keep your boner in your pants, |
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your mother would proudly agree |
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Just keep it in your pants |
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Keep your boner in your pants |
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It's not something girls wanna see |
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Timberlake keeps his "**** in a box", |
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Athletes have jock straps on there rocks, |
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****y in his pants is Sandburg's thing, |
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but, at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding |
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Jay-Z keeps it flowing in jeans |
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Take that ****t down if you know what I mean |
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Shakespeare had a **** piece with a lock |
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to keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohhhh) |
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I don't go around showing off my lady bits |
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Cameltoes are not the way to go |
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I keep it classy like a lady |
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Never showing what's down shady |
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You'll never know what's hidden below |
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I keep it in my pants |
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Keep my Gouchie in your pants |
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I know my mama would be proud |
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I keep it in my pants |
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keep my Gouchie in my pants |
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But start by singing aloud... |
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Keep your boner in your pants, |
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Keep your boner in your pants, |
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your mother would proudly agree |
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keep it in your pants |
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Keep your boner in your pants |
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It's not something girls wanna see |
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Keep it in your pants, |
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Keep your boner in your pants, |
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your mother would proudly agree |
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Just keep it in your pants |
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Keep your boner in your pants |
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It's not something I wanna see |
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(Boner fadeout) |