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Drunk, faded |
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Browned out, looking all shady |
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Two months since I ********** a lady |
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Young Man ********** going crazy |
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Standard Saturday |
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I'm about to get a cab and ********** |
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Then I see a hot girl look back at Dave |
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Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway |
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That's what I thought not what I said to her |
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'Stead I walk up to her like, "I know you heard of the kid |
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You heard what I did, you heard of my **********t, the murderous spit" |
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She's like, "Naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?" |
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I'm like, "Aw..." Pulling out my phone like a boss |
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YouTube 'bout to get her off |
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But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up |
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I'm like, "Hold up, how did... that's not even me |
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Like, I don't jerk off mobily..." |
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Then her friends coming up and wanna know if everything is okay |
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I'm like, "Naw, this a rape, you can't tell? |
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Gimme a break, please. Get the heck away." |
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I turned to her, "Let me buy you a drink," she like, "Fine." |
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Told the man, "Two Patron," she like, "Lime." |
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Said he tried twice, the card got declined |
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I'm like, "Alri—, is this a— |
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Could it be a machine issue?" He was like, "Naw," |
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I was like, "Obviously there's something wrong |
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I got dough, like I'm not broke... |
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I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago." |
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He like, "Dude, I don't know." |
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Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go |
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And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone |
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I got one more chance to prove myself |
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So I'm like |
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"Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's |
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At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of ********** |
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In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets |
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Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door |
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Like with the crushed ice" |
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You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now |
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This is me coming at you as a man right now |
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Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak |
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Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak |
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The girl from the first verse |
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Somehow let me ********** |
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Fast forward, seven months, we in love |
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Some real serious relation**********p type **********t |
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Despite this, I ain't ********** for days |
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Tried last night, but was pushed away |
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But I've been acting well behaved today |
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I smell okay, Adele Pandora's playing |
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Now she laying on the floor |
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And I'm praying this ********** is horny, I go and give her a smooch |
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She kissing **********y back, so I play with her boobs |
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Bad move, she don't like that |
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Bad mood, her boss being mean to her |
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Via email, she wanna write back |
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I'm like, "Right now?" |
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She like, "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?" |
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"Oh, okay, what's the context?" |
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Then she like, "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me." |
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"Who's Jane again?" I said, she like, "Wow, you should know that..." |
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"Okay, I guess I forgot," she like, "Dude, that's my other boss." |
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"Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss |
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Go to the other boss, before you? Right?" |
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"But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled |
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"Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then |
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I don't work with these people." She started crying |
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"Wait stop, what the ********** is this?" |
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"Naw, you don't ever take my side." |
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About an hour later til' I'm on her good side |
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We in bed, hands on her good thighs |
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I try to kiss, she like, "Good night" but I'm like |
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"Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee |
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I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and ********** |
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Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet |
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And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles |
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Now reward it." |
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You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now |
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This is me coming at you as a man right now |
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Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak |
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Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak |
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Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four |
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Old LD looking old as **********, still with the same ho, holding up |
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But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse |
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My ********** looking like it's tinfoil |
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Her ********** looking like they hard boiled eggs |
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On top of that, she insane |
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Like, I don't even think she knows who I am |
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Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same **********t for days |
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Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon |
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Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you |
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Think about it all day, on my last legs |
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But I'm going out with a bang |
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I got pills they invented back in fifty seven |
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I took five, that's a bit excessive |
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I look high, take a look at my thighs |
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And good God that's a little erection, it'll work though |
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Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point |
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I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am |
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Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like |
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"Look, I don't know if you're aware that |
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You've been throwing out my shoes |
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What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you |
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All my blood is in my **********, I'm probably dying pretty soon |
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Are you even comprehending what I'm saying |
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Please acknowledge that you hear me..." |
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You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now |
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This is me coming at you as a man right now |
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Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak |
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Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak |