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Look at all those hipsters |
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Eating right from the trees |
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Look at the skinny suckers |
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Always shitting flabby |
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I won't eat no damn thing |
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That can't previously walk |
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I need food providing |
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Decent nutricious facts |
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Ketchup is the one vegetable |
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I'm ok to swallow |
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Congrats Mr Reagan |
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For that thoughtful law |
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I might consider french fries |
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To go along my steak |
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If their name did not sound |
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So definitely gay |
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I grew here on the land |
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Of the pilgrim fathers |
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Those who fed on bisons, wild geese |
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Longhorns and hare |
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I won't give up heritage |
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For that hype green rubbish |
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Nor change my T-bone steak |
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For diuretic black radish |
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The only real sad thing |
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About my fellow meat |
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Is that it's fed with grass |
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In theory at least |
