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Staring at the boob tube |
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turning up the big nob |
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trying to find life in the wasteland |
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searching for a program |
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gonna deal with mary jane |
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ready for a trip to the head land |
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Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen |
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along with his guest self-rightous SAM |
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some old guy who doesn't count |
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his hair and clothes are much to out |
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pu****n' back his glasses |
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SAM says |
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he was elected by the masses |
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with that in mind |
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he starts to unwind |
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a viscous attack upon the grasses |
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It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty |
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don't step on the grass, SAM |
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when we ruin our fair country |
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don't be such an ass, SAM |
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when we hook your sons and daughters |
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your so full of ****t, SAM |
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all will pay who disagree with me |
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Disinformation Joe and SAM |
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feedin' it to the nation |
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but the one that didn't count |
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counted'em out |
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exposing all their false quotations |
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faced by an awkward situation |
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It's all they had to save the day |
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It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty |
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don't step on the grass, SAM |
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when we ruin our fair country |
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don't be such an ass, SAM |
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when we hook your sons and daughters |
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your so full of ****t, SAM |
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all will pay who disagree with me |
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please give up you already lost the fight alright |
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You waste my coin, SAM all you can |
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to jail my fellow man |
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for smokin' of the noble **** |
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you need much more than him |
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youv'e been telling lies so long |
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some believe they're true |
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so they close there eyes to things |
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they have no right to do |
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just as soon as you are gone |
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hope will start to climb |
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please don't wait around to long |
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your wastin' prescious time |
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It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty |
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don't step on the grass, SAM |
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when we ruin our fair country |
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don't be such an ass, SAM |
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when we hook your sons and daughters |
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your so full of ****t, SAM |
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all will pay who disagree with me |
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please give up you already lost the fight alright |
