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How come he don't come and p.i.p. with me |
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Down at the meter no more? |
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And How come he turn off the t.v. |
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And he hang that sign on the door? |
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We call and we call "How come?" we say |
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Hey what could make a boy behave this way? |
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He learn all of the lines, and every time he |
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don't suffer when he talk |
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And it's true! It's true! He sure is aquired a |
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cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walk |
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Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans? |
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If this ain't healthy is it some kinda clean? |
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I think Chuck E's in love |
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I don't believe what you're saying to me |
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This is something I gotta see Is he here? |
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Look in the poolhall Is he here? |
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Look in the drugstore Is he here? |
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No, he don't come here no more |
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I'll tell you what I saw him |
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He was sittin' us down at the Pantages |
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And whatever is that he got up his sleeve |
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I hope it isn't contagious |
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What's her name? Is that her there? |
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Christ, I think he's even combed his hair! |
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Is that her? What's her name? |
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Oh, it's never going to be same. |
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But that's not her |
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I know what's wrong-- |
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Chuck E's in love with the little girl who's singing this song |
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Chuck E's in love with me |