I'm Not Gay 歌词
| 歌曲 | I'm Not Gay |
| 歌手 | J. Pee |
| 专辑 | I'm Not Gay |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:06.28] | Yeah,you know who it is. |
| [00:08.68] | Check this shit out man. |
| [00:11.34] | check it out(Here we go) |
| [00:12.14] | Chillin'with my homies at the Home Depot.(Home Depot) |
| [00:14.84] | Buyin'screws and nails,manly sh*t,you know?(you know?!) |
| [00:17.59] | My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"(He asked me) |
| [00:20.33] | So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
| [00:25.23] | what? |
| [00:26.64] | I'm not gay. |
| [00:28.03] | I'm not gay. |
| [00:29.20] | It was a joke guys, come on. |
| [00:30.48] | I'm not gay. |
| [00:31.80] | I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
| [00:34.36] | But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
| [00:37.45] | Playin'tackle football with my homies in the park. |
| [00:40.19] | Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin'dark.(gettin'dark) |
| [00:43.28] | The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t.(Oooo) |
| [00:45.65] | But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it.(He ain't scared) |
| [00:48.70] | He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
| [00:51.22] | My priority job was to protect the sack(Okye!) |
| [00:54.28] | So fourth down, he bends over and yells “Hike!” |
| [00:56.83] | So I went and grabbed his balls! |
| [01:01.62] | Uhhh... |
| [01:03.01] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:03.82] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:05.27] | I'm just doing my job, step off! |
| [01:06.96] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:08.41] | It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them.(I wasn't) |
| [01:11.04] | I just care about the safety of your future children.(Godfather) |
| [01:13.72] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:15.66] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:17.29] | Quit telling me that, man |
| [01:18.62] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:19.41] | Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
| [01:22.14] | P.s. I didn't know that you were so well hung. |
| [01:25.32] | Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood.(Holly♂wood.) |
| [01:28.22] | Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay. |
| [01:30.86] | Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
| [01:33.58] | "Damn bitch, you fine!" “ |
| [01:35.89] | ...Fuck. … |
| [01:36.56] | I'm not gay, guys, |
| [01:38.20] | That ain't me! |
| [01:39.62] | I'm just comfortable with my sexuality. |
| [01:41.29] | So I can admit when I see a guy |
| [01:43.98] | ...who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
| [01:47.41] | ...and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
| [01:49.92] | ...and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
| [01:53.15] | ...and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
| [01:55.53] | And oh my god, take your pants off! |
| [01:59.05] | .................Umm |
| [02:00.27] | Fuck it. |
| [02:01.73] | I'm so gay! |
| [02:03.19] | I'm fucking gay!! |
| [02:05.17] | I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling"Hey" |
| [02:06.95] | I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt.(That's me) |
| [02:09.51] | And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"(yeah~) |
| [02:13.13] | I'm gay.(I'm gay!) |
| [02:14.78] | I'm hella gay! |
| [02:15.61] | I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
| [02:18.36] | And normal self expression doesn't suit me, either |
| [02:21.17] | That's why my degree is in musical theater. |
| [02:24.09] | I'm so gay man... |
| [02:26.88] | -Dude! -What? |
| [02:28.94] | Get out of shower! |
| [02:30.09] | Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
| [02:31.88] | Come on, man, you're taking forever. |
| [02:33.82] | You get in, you wash your body, |
| [02:35.70] | ...you wash your hair, and get out! |
| [02:37.87] | Even shaving doesn't take this long. |
| [02:39.33] | But I'm gay! |
| [02:40.53] | Dude, we're all gay. |
| [02:42.92] | Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
| [02:45.17] | Yeah,man... |
| [02:46.58] | We're even not upset with you because you're gay. |
| [02:48.29] | We're upset with you because you're molesting us. |
| [02:51.31] | Alright, come on, man. It's been like 35 minutes. |
| [02:53.73] | Get out now, or we'll burning your pink socks. |
| [02:58.58] | ...I'm serious. |
| [03:01.27] | Fine, |
| [03:02.85] | Go ahead! |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:06.28] | Yeah, you know who it is. |
| [00:08.68] | Check this shit out man. |
| [00:11.34] | check it out Here we go |
| [00:12.14] | Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot. Home Depot |
| [00:14.84] | Buyin' screws and nails, manly sh t, you know? you know?! |
| [00:17.59] | My homie says to me " What kind of drill you want?" He asked me |
| [00:20.33] | So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
| [00:25.23] | what? |
| [00:26.64] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:28.03] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:29.20] | It was a joke guys, come on. |
| [00:30.48] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:31.80] | I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
| [00:34.36] | But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
| [00:37.45] | Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park. |
| [00:40.19] | Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark. gettin' dark |
| [00:43.28] | The other team was looking straight scary as sh t. Oooo |
| [00:45.65] | But my quarterback, he ain' t having none of it. He ain' t scared |
| [00:48.70] | He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
| [00:51.22] | My priority job was to protect the sack Okye! |
| [00:54.28] | So fourth down, he bends over and yells " Hike!" |
| [00:56.83] | So I went and grabbed his balls! |
| [01:01.62] | Uhhh... |
| [01:03.01] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:03.82] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:05.27] | I' m just doing my job, step off! |
| [01:06.96] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:08.41] | It' s not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them. I wasn' t |
| [01:11.04] | I just care about the safety of your future children. Godfather |
| [01:13.72] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:15.66] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:17.29] | Quit telling me that, man |
| [01:18.62] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:19.41] | Next time I' ll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
| [01:22.14] | P. s. I didn' t know that you were so well hung. |
| [01:25.32] | Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood. Holly wood. |
| [01:28.22] | Wasn' t my idea because I' m not gay. |
| [01:30.86] | Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
| [01:33.58] | " Damn bitch, you fine!" " |
| [01:35.89] | ... Fuck. |
| [01:36.56] | I' m not gay, guys, |
| [01:38.20] | That ain' t me! |
| [01:39.62] | I' m just comfortable with my sexuality. |
| [01:41.29] | So I can admit when I see a guy |
| [01:43.98] | ... who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
| [01:47.41] | ... and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
| [01:49.92] | ... and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
| [01:53.15] | ... and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
| [01:55.53] | And oh my god, take your pants off! |
| [01:59.05] | ................. Umm |
| [02:00.27] | Fuck it. |
| [02:01.73] | I' m so gay! |
| [02:03.19] | I' m fucking gay!! |
| [02:05.17] | I' m the dude wearing nail polish yelling" Hey" |
| [02:06.95] | I' m the dude at the party who' ll grab your butt. That' s me |
| [02:09.51] | And when you turn around and look at me I' ll be like " What?" yeah |
| [02:13.13] | I' m gay. I' m gay! |
| [02:14.78] | I' m hella gay! |
| [02:15.61] | I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
| [02:18.36] | And normal self expression doesn' t suit me, either |
| [02:21.17] | That' s why my degree is in musical theater. |
| [02:24.09] | I' m so gay man... |
| [02:26.88] | Dude! What? |
| [02:28.94] | Get out of shower! |
| [02:30.09] | Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
| [02:31.88] | Come on, man, you' re taking forever. |
| [02:33.82] | You get in, you wash your body, |
| [02:35.70] | ... you wash your hair, and get out! |
| [02:37.87] | Even shaving doesn' t take this long. |
| [02:39.33] | But I' m gay! |
| [02:40.53] | Dude, we' re all gay. |
| [02:42.92] | Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
| [02:45.17] | Yeah, man... |
| [02:46.58] | We' re even not upset with you because you' re gay. |
| [02:48.29] | We' re upset with you because you' re molesting us. |
| [02:51.31] | Alright, come on, man. It' s been like 35 minutes. |
| [02:53.73] | Get out now, or we' ll burning your pink socks. |
| [02:58.58] | ... I' m serious. |
| [03:01.27] | Fine, |
| [03:02.85] | Go ahead! |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:06.28] | Yeah, you know who it is. |
| [00:08.68] | Check this shit out man. |
| [00:11.34] | check it out Here we go |
| [00:12.14] | Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot. Home Depot |
| [00:14.84] | Buyin' screws and nails, manly sh t, you know? you know?! |
| [00:17.59] | My homie says to me " What kind of drill you want?" He asked me |
| [00:20.33] | So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
| [00:25.23] | what? |
| [00:26.64] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:28.03] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:29.20] | It was a joke guys, come on. |
| [00:30.48] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:31.80] | I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
| [00:34.36] | But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
| [00:37.45] | Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park. |
| [00:40.19] | Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark. gettin' dark |
| [00:43.28] | The other team was looking straight scary as sh t. Oooo |
| [00:45.65] | But my quarterback, he ain' t having none of it. He ain' t scared |
| [00:48.70] | He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
| [00:51.22] | My priority job was to protect the sack Okye! |
| [00:54.28] | So fourth down, he bends over and yells " Hike!" |
| [00:56.83] | So I went and grabbed his balls! |
| [01:01.62] | Uhhh... |
| [01:03.01] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:03.82] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:05.27] | I' m just doing my job, step off! |
| [01:06.96] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:08.41] | It' s not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them. I wasn' t |
| [01:11.04] | I just care about the safety of your future children. Godfather |
| [01:13.72] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:15.66] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:17.29] | Quit telling me that, man |
| [01:18.62] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:19.41] | Next time I' ll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
| [01:22.14] | P. s. I didn' t know that you were so well hung. |
| [01:25.32] | Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood. Holly wood. |
| [01:28.22] | Wasn' t my idea because I' m not gay. |
| [01:30.86] | Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
| [01:33.58] | " Damn bitch, you fine!" " |
| [01:35.89] | ... Fuck. |
| [01:36.56] | I' m not gay, guys, |
| [01:38.20] | That ain' t me! |
| [01:39.62] | I' m just comfortable with my sexuality. |
| [01:41.29] | So I can admit when I see a guy |
| [01:43.98] | ... who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
| [01:47.41] | ... and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
| [01:49.92] | ... and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
| [01:53.15] | ... and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
| [01:55.53] | And oh my god, take your pants off! |
| [01:59.05] | ................. Umm |
| [02:00.27] | Fuck it. |
| [02:01.73] | I' m so gay! |
| [02:03.19] | I' m fucking gay!! |
| [02:05.17] | I' m the dude wearing nail polish yelling" Hey" |
| [02:06.95] | I' m the dude at the party who' ll grab your butt. That' s me |
| [02:09.51] | And when you turn around and look at me I' ll be like " What?" yeah |
| [02:13.13] | I' m gay. I' m gay! |
| [02:14.78] | I' m hella gay! |
| [02:15.61] | I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
| [02:18.36] | And normal self expression doesn' t suit me, either |
| [02:21.17] | That' s why my degree is in musical theater. |
| [02:24.09] | I' m so gay man... |
| [02:26.88] | Dude! What? |
| [02:28.94] | Get out of shower! |
| [02:30.09] | Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
| [02:31.88] | Come on, man, you' re taking forever. |
| [02:33.82] | You get in, you wash your body, |
| [02:35.70] | ... you wash your hair, and get out! |
| [02:37.87] | Even shaving doesn' t take this long. |
| [02:39.33] | But I' m gay! |
| [02:40.53] | Dude, we' re all gay. |
| [02:42.92] | Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
| [02:45.17] | Yeah, man... |
| [02:46.58] | We' re even not upset with you because you' re gay. |
| [02:48.29] | We' re upset with you because you' re molesting us. |
| [02:51.31] | Alright, come on, man. It' s been like 35 minutes. |
| [02:53.73] | Get out now, or we' ll burning your pink socks. |
| [02:58.58] | ... I' m serious. |
| [03:01.27] | Fine, |
| [03:02.85] | Go ahead! |
| [ti:] | |
| [ar:] | |
| [al:] | |
| [00:06.28] | 嗯对就是我，看这儿！ |
| [00:08.68] | 我们来仔细讨♂论 |
| [00:11.34] | 讨♂论♂一♂下(开始了哟) |
| [00:12.14] | 和小伙伴们一起去建材店浪 |
| [00:14.84] | 买些钻头螺丝钉之类的男人的东西，嗯，你懂？(你懂) |
| [00:17.59] | 小伙伴说“你想要哪种钻头？”(他问我) |
| [00:20.33] | 于是我说“来个能后♂入的吧甜心。” |
| [00:25.23] | 啥？ |
| [00:26.64] | 我不是基佬！ |
| [00:28.03] | 我真不是！ |
| [00:29.20] | 那只是开玩笑啦伙计们！ |
| [00:30.48] | 我不是基佬！ |
| [00:31.80] | 我比那些某照门主角们还喜欢(哔—)呢【vag=vagina】 |
| [00:34.36] | 但我们能买那个有亮粉色把手的钻头吗，亲？ |
| [00:37.45] | 和小伙伴们在公园玩橄榄球 |
| [00:40.19] | 天黑了就准备收拾东西回家(天黑了) |
| [00:43.28] | 另外那队表情凶恶一脸欠打(呃) |
| [00:45.65] | 但我的四分卫才不怕(不怕呢) |
| [00:48.70] | 他看着我说 不管我在干嘛 |
| [00:51.22] | 我的首要任务是擒杀【双关"护住蛋",sack=ballsack】(好嘞) |
| [00:54.28] | 所以第四轮时他弯腰大喊“Hike！” |
| [00:56.83] | 我就立马冲过去抱住了他的(哔—) |
| [01:01.62] | 呃… |
| [01:03.01] | 我不是基佬！ |
| [01:03.82] | 我真不是啊！ |
| [01:05.27] | 我只是在干我分内的活，别烦我了！ |
| [01:06.96] | 我真不是基佬！ |
| [01:08.41] | 我又不是故意去摸它们的(我真不是)！ |
| [01:11.04] | 我只是在替你未来子嗣的安全着想(神啊)！ |
| [01:13.72] | 我不是基佬！ |
| [01:15.66] | 我不是基佬！ |
| [01:17.29] | 别再说了好吗？ |
| [01:18.62] | 我真不是啊！ |
| [01:19.41] | 下次我抱着胳膊看你下面被打爆行不行，儿子？ |
| [01:22.14] | 话说我真不知道你那里这♂么♂大 |
| [01:25.32] | 和小伙伴们一起去西好莱坞浪(好莱♂坞) |
| [01:28.22] | 又不是我愿意去的，我又不是基佬！ |
| [01:30.86] | 一个赤膊男人从我身边走过，而我说： |
| [01:33.58] | 哎唷不错嘛帅哥，有够辣！” |
| [01:35.89] | 窝糙 |
| [01:36.56] | 我真不是基佬，伙计们 |
| [01:38.20] | 刚才那不是我！ |
| [01:39.62] | 我只是不太在意我的取向而已！ |
| [01:41.29] | 所以我能承认，当我看见一个男人： |
| [01:43.98] | 有着帅气的外表和勾人的眼睛 |
| [01:47.41] | 结实的胸膛 完美的腹肌 |
| [01:49.92] | 紧致的臀部 和雕塑般的小腿 |
| [01:53.15] | 饱满的股四头肌 与那完美的身材 |
| [01:55.53] | 哦我的神啊，赶紧把你裤子脱了！ |
| [01:59.05] | .... 呃。 |
| [02:00.27] | 吗单的不管了。 |
| [02:01.73] | 我就是基！ |
| [02:03.19] | 我就是个百分百基佬！ |
| [02:05.17] | 我就是那个涂着指甲油浪叫着“嘿~”的家伙 |
| [02:06.95] | 我就是那个派对上偷偷乱摸你的人(对就是我) |
| [02:09.51] | 那个当你回过头看着我的时候又假装啥都不知道说“干啥？”的男人就是我(耶) |
| [02:13.13] | 我是基(光荣的基)！ |
| [02:14.78] | 我就是个基佬怎么啦！ |
| [02:15.61] | 我每周都看ZF的电影【此指GV】 |
| [02:18.36] | 并且正常的表达方式都不适合我 |
| [02:21.17] | 这就是为啥我学戏剧表演 |
| [02:24.09] | 我就是基啊哈哈 |
| [02:26.88] | -伙计！-干啥？ |
| [02:28.94] | 赶紧从浴室里出来！ |
| [02:30.09] | 你们用另个浴室不行吗？ |
| [02:31.88] | 得了大哥，你洗了多长时间了！ |
| [02:33.82] | 你进去不就是洗个澡， |
| [02:35.70] | 洗个头再出来吗！ |
| [02:37.87] | 连刮个胡子都用不了这么长时间 |
| [02:39.33] | 但是我是基佬啊！ |
| [02:40.53] | 伙计，我们都是好吗。 |
| [02:42.92] | 等等，你们也是？ |
| [02:45.17] | 是啊，怎样？ |
| [02:46.58] | 我们心烦意乱不是因为你是基佬， |
| [02:48.29] | 而是因为你这种勾引行为让我们颠三倒四，懂吗？ |
| [02:51.31] | 好吧，是在下输了。我好像洗了35分钟了。 |
| [02:53.73] | 赶紧滚出来，不然我们烧掉你的粉红色袜子 |
| [02:58.58] | 我认真的！ |
| [03:01.27] | 好吧 |
| [03:02.85] | 来吧你们这帮混蛋 |
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