范进中举

范进中举 歌词

歌曲 范进中举
歌手 张建国
专辑 热门华语244
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[00:01.50] 【西皮散板】
[00:03.00] 中了中了真中了
[00:06.00] 身穿一件大红袍
[00:10.34] 摆一摆来摇一摇
[00:15.20] 上了金鳌玉栋桥
[00:31.44] 【西皮垛板】
[00:34.29] 我不是有官无职的候补道
[00:39.50] 我不是七品之官闲部曹
[00:49.53] 我本是圣上钦定的大主考
[00:53.85] 奉旨衡文我走一遭
[01:02.81] 我这个主考最公道
[01:05.67] 定下章程有一条
[01:14.41] 不过五十我一概都不要
[01:22.47] 本道不取嘴上无毛
[01:47.00] (白)你骂我
[01:52.05] 你笑我穷
[01:57.80] 我要考你呀
[02:02.40] 我要考你呀!
[02:07.43] 【西皮快二六】
[02:09.52] 我定下文体叫八十股
[02:13.35] 句句对仗平仄要调
[02:18.67] 考得你昼夜把心血耗
[02:24.38] 考得你大好青春等闲抛
[02:31.47] 考得你不分苗和草
[02:35.39] 考得你手不能提来肩不能挑
[02:42.07] 考得你头发白牙齿全掉
[02:47.10] 考得你弓背又驼腰
[02:51.96] 年年考,月月考
[02:54.10] 活活考死你这命一条!
[00:01.50] xi pi san ban
[00:03.00] zhong le zhong le zhen zhong le
[00:06.00] shen chuan yi jian da hong pao
[00:10.34] bai yi bai lai yao yi yao
[00:15.20] shang le jin ao yu dong qiao
[00:31.44] xi pi duo ban
[00:34.29] wo bu shi you guan wu zhi de hou bu dao
[00:39.50] wo bu shi qi pin zhi guan xian bu cao
[00:49.53] wo ben shi sheng shang qin ding de da zhu kao
[00:53.85] feng zhi heng wen wo zou yi zao
[01:02.81] wo zhe ge zhu kao zui gong dao
[01:05.67] ding xia zhang cheng you yi tiao
[01:14.41] bu guo wu shi wo yi gai dou bu yao
[01:22.47] ben dao bu qu zui shang wu mao
[01:47.00] bai ni ma wo
[01:52.05] ni xiao wo qiong
[01:57.80] wo yao kao ni ya
[02:02.40] wo yao kao ni ya!
[02:07.43] xi pi kuai er liu
[02:09.52] wo ding xia wen ti jiao ba shi gu
[02:13.35] ju ju dui zhang ping ze yao diao
[02:18.67] kao de ni zhou ye ba xin xue hao
[02:24.38] kao de ni da hao qing chun deng xian pao
[02:31.47] kao de ni bu fen miao he cao
[02:35.39] kao de ni shou bu neng ti lai jian bu neng tiao
[02:42.07] kao de ni tou fa bai ya chi quan diao
[02:47.10] kao de ni gong bei you tuo yao
[02:51.96] nian nian kao, yue yue kao
[02:54.10] huo huo kao si ni zhe ming yi tiao!
[00:01.50] xī pí sǎn bǎn
[00:03.00] zhōng le zhōng le zhēn zhōng le
[00:06.00] shēn chuān yī jiàn dà hóng páo
[00:10.34] bǎi yī bǎi lái yáo yī yáo
[00:15.20] shàng le jīn áo yù dòng qiáo
[00:31.44] xī pí duǒ bǎn
[00:34.29] wǒ bú shì yǒu guān wú zhí de hòu bǔ dào
[00:39.50] wǒ bú shì qī pǐn zhī guān xián bù cáo
[00:49.53] wǒ běn shì shèng shàng qīn dìng de dà zhǔ kǎo
[00:53.85] fèng zhǐ héng wén wǒ zǒu yī zāo
[01:02.81] wǒ zhè gè zhǔ kǎo zuì gōng dào
[01:05.67] dìng xià zhāng chéng yǒu yī tiáo
[01:14.41] bù guò wǔ shí wǒ yī gài dōu bú yào
[01:22.47] běn dào bù qǔ zuǐ shàng wú máo
[01:47.00] bái nǐ mà wǒ
[01:52.05] nǐ xiào wǒ qióng
[01:57.80] wǒ yào kǎo nǐ ya
[02:02.40] wǒ yào kǎo nǐ ya!
[02:07.43] xī pí kuài èr liù
[02:09.52] wǒ dìng xià wén tǐ jiào bā shí gǔ
[02:13.35] jù jù duì zhàng píng zè yào diào
[02:18.67] kǎo dé nǐ zhòu yè bǎ xīn xuè hào
[02:24.38] kǎo dé nǐ dà hǎo qīng chūn děng xián pāo
[02:31.47] kǎo dé nǐ bù fēn miáo hé cǎo
[02:35.39] kǎo dé nǐ shǒu bù néng tí lái jiān bù néng tiāo
[02:42.07] kǎo dé nǐ tóu fà bái yá chǐ quán diào
[02:47.10] kǎo dé nǐ gōng bèi yòu tuó yāo
[02:51.96] nián nián kǎo, yuè yuè kǎo
[02:54.10] huó huó kǎo sǐ nǐ zhè mìng yī tiáo!
范进中举 歌词
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