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(*Smith / Spurr) |
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Computer doesn't work for me* |
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I had a Sinclair back in 1983 |
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OL2QU, pre-warranty |
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And don't forget he's still up to it |
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That Steve Albini |
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He's in collusion with Virgin trains |
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Against me |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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But it won't get me |
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Go down Manchester town |
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Can't navigate it |
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The club scene, man |
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You can't compare with it |
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One third of securities count |
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I can't understand that |
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Again |
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You're not real boy |
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I say you're not real boy |
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You're a gym (teacher) |
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You're a Cancer and I expect |
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A little shit |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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And I like it |
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I got a three foot rock hard on |
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But I'm too busy to use it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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What you gonna do about it? |
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I go round a hotel |
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I see "Throw the towel on the floor" |
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On The Green Man |
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I throw it on the floor and |
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I piss in it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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And I like it |
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I'm trying to... |
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And don't forget |
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You try to destroy me |
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You're in collusion with the trains |
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Don't try and kid me |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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Go down to the town |
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Can't navigate it |
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The club scene, man |
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You can't get in there |
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[Banjo Interlude:] |
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{*Backing Vocals Repeat: 50 year old man*} |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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And I like it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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What're you gonna do about it? |
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And don't forget, you tried to destroy me |
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Steve Albini |
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You're in collusion with the trains |
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Don't try and kid me |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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And I like it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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What're you gonna do about it? |
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I've got a three foot rock hard on |
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But I'm too busy to use it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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And I like it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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What're you gonna do about it? |
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Go down Manchester town |
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Can't navigate it |
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The club scene, man |
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You can't compare with it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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And I like it |
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I'm a fifty year old man |
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What're you gonna do about it? |
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And don't forget he's still up to it |
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[Interlude:] |
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An inferior product mess |
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An inferior product man |
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Just over two thirds the price |
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I'm proud of it |
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I'm proud of it |
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I'm a type of guy who knows what is on CD |
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And then they lecture me on turning rubbish out |
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While shouting themselves out of existence |
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If they care so much, why don't they try eating |
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Some of those cardboard cut-outs themselves |
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And they stuff the complimentary catering down their neck |
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Do the fifth re-take of their attempt to be scruffy |
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On a train |
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And go back to counselling and communicating |
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I'm an inferior product man |
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I'm an inferior product mix |
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They call me "Bad Head" |
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Don't ever forget it |
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And here is the fade out |
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Fade out |
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Fade out |
