| [ar:墨宝] | |
| [ti:辛苦娘子X豆腐] | |
| [00:01.27] | 《辛苦娘子×豆腐》 |
| [00:03.67] | 作词：胡桃夹子 |
| [00:05.22] | 作曲/编曲：小寒 |
| [00:06.93] | 演唱：猫饭 |
| [00:07.88] | 二胡：EZ-VEN |
| [00:08.58] | 笛子：周小航 |
| [00:09.68] | 是谁在乱改戏 猴哥睡着 八戒御敌 |
| [00:38.48] | （沙悟净：二湿兄，湿父和大湿兄被做成切糕了！） |
| [00:41.33] | 籼米们跌眼镜 雪见踹门撞飞花楹 |
| [00:44.34] | （景天：小花别闹了，快到碗里来~~） |
| [00:45.84] | 速来膜拜真君 一望竟是硕坤老弟 |
| [00:50.10] | （杨硕坤：我爸刚弄死他！）（何然：……是我爸= =） |
| [00:52.30] | 要不要这么穿 党费我还没交齐 |
| [00:55.76] | （猫饭：这是我……这个月的……呃内裤） |
| [00:57.91] | 片酬不高我不去 血族也怕艾滋病 |
| [01:00.26] | （剧务：不好啦导演，亲王他晕血了！） |
| [01:03.21] | 想COS就去万事屋找银桑我看行 |
| [01:05.37] | （登式：再不交房租我就往你屁股上捅胰岛素！） |
| [01:07.12] | 辛苦娘子磨白豆腐 为夫终于考了第一 |
| [01:12.33] | （徐长卿：感谢郭嘉！感谢蜀山！） |
| [01:14.89] | 辛苦娘子炸臭豆腐 山贼也能混成山鸡 |
| [01:17.84] | （陈浩南：阿sir啊，我们只是在散步嘛~~） |
| [01:21.20] | 辛苦娘子出卖豆腐 那人长得好像QB |
| [01:23.71] | （CCTV-少儿频道：欢迎收看“巴啦啦小马猴”） |
| [01:27.21] | 这叫意识牛歌词 不懂不要瞎叽叽 |
| [01:29.77] | （周杰伦：哎哟，够屌哦~~）（众人：尼奏凯！） |
| [01:34.18] | 黄风怪把油吸 “爱揩油的还有金鼻” |
| [01:58.36] | （中华人民共和国国家发展和改革委员会：油价上调一下下哈~~） |
| [02:02.02] | “我叫它做勇气，不是诚哥那个勇气” |
| [02:04.87] | （FFF团：烧死那对异性恋！） |
| [02:07.13] | 周五看好声音 三十二郎又在调皮 |
| [02:09.68] | （选手：老师们好苛刻%>_%）（评委：抱歉，我们的转椅被人涂了502……） |
| [02:13.14] | 圣光说小小膝盖竟也能幸运E |
| [02:15.74] | （张郃：倒也……不负……圣恩） |
| [02:18.10] | 买小本子送橡皮 吃蛋黄酱长身体 |
| [02:20.70] | （夜神月：……呃，你谁啊？）（土方十四郎：蛋黄酱星小王子Kira☆~ (ゝω·)） |
| [02:24.06] | 电视图书轮番轰炸说是有助回忆 |
| [02:26.66] | （3DMGAME：专注催情十七载，圈钱有你更精彩！） |
| [02:28.56] | 辛苦娘子磨白豆腐 为夫终于剃掉胡须 |
| [02:32.57] | （至尊宝：艾玛俺的VCR还没放完呢！） |
| [02:34.42] | 辛苦娘子炸臭豆腐 山贼也能吃肉吃鱼 |
| [02:37.78] | （姜云凡：雨柔……） |
| [02:39.48] | 辛苦娘子出卖豆腐 爱的战士不谈业绩 |
| [02:43.73] | （西园寺世界：时臣你怎么看？） |
| [02:45.69] | 其实攒钱就是为了买间头等货梯 |
| [02:48.19] | （谜之音：地球online公测倒计时……） |
| [02:50.94] | 娘子娘子快磨豆腐 别再担心我的学习 |
| [03:17.73] | （二当家：步步高打火机——so lazy!） |
| [03:19.93] | 娘子娘子快炸豆腐 戴上绿帽我是罗宾 |
| [03:23.19] | （加多宝、王老吉：颜色不同怎么救公主？） |
| [03:25.39] | 娘子娘子快露豆腐 有事业线才有福利 |
| [03:28.49] | （方舟子：那♂太♂长♂了） |
| [03:29.79] | “一百个和尚就叫百合”我反正是信 |
| [03:34.95] | （释永信：待老衲为这位失足女菩萨开开光……） |
| ar: mo bao | |
| ti: xin ku niang zi X dou fu | |
| [00:01.27] | xin ku niang zi dou fu |
| [00:03.67] | zuo ci: hu tao jia zi |
| [00:05.22] | zuo qu bian qu: xiao han |
| [00:06.93] | yan chang: mao fan |
| [00:07.88] | er hu: EZVEN |
| [00:08.58] | di zi: zhou xiao hang |
| [00:09.68] | shi shui zai luan gai xi hou ge shui zhao ba jie yu di |
| [00:38.48] | sha wu jing: er shi xiong, shi fu he da shi xiong bei zuo cheng qie gao le! |
| [00:41.33] | xian mi men die yan jing xue jian chuai men zhuang fei hua ying |
| [00:44.34] | jing tian: xiao hua bie nao le, kuai dao wan li lai |
| [00:45.84] | su lai mo bai zhen jun yi wang jing shi shuo kun lao di |
| [00:50.10] | yang shuo kun: wo ba gang nong si ta! he ran: shi wo ba |
| [00:52.30] | yao bu yao zhe me chuan dang fei wo hai mei jiao qi |
| [00:55.76] | mao fan: zhe shi wo zhe ge yue de e nei ku |
| [00:57.91] | pian chou bu gao wo bu qu xue zu ye pa ai zi bing |
| [01:00.26] | ju wu: bu hao la dao yan, qin wang ta yun xue le! |
| [01:03.21] | xiang COS jiu qu wan shi wu zhao yin sang wo kan xing |
| [01:05.37] | deng shi: zai bu jiao fang zu wo jiu wang ni pi gu shang tong yi dao su! |
| [01:07.12] | xin ku niang zi mo bai dou fu wei fu zhong yu kao le di yi |
| [01:12.33] | xu zhang qing: gan xie guo jia! gan xie shu shan! |
| [01:14.89] | xin ku niang zi zha chou dou fu shan zei ye neng hun cheng shan ji |
| [01:17.84] | chen hao nan: a sir a, wo men zhi shi zai san bu ma |
| [01:21.20] | xin ku niang zi chu mai dou fu na ren zhang de hao xiang QB |
| [01:23.71] | CCTV shao er pin dao: huan ying shou kan" ba la la xiao ma hou" |
| [01:27.21] | zhe jiao yi shi niu ge ci bu dong bu yao xia ji ji |
| [01:29.77] | zhou jie lun: ai yo, gou diao o zhong ren: ni zou kai! |
| [01:34.18] | huang feng guai ba you xi " ai kai you de hai you jin bi" |
| [01:58.36] | zhong hua ren min gong he guo guo jia fa zhan he gai ge wei yuan hui: you jia shang diao yi xia xia ha |
| [02:02.02] | " wo jiao ta zuo yong qi, bu shi cheng ge na ge yong qi" |
| [02:04.87] | FFF tuan: shao si na dui yi xing lian! |
| [02:07.13] | zhou wu kan hao sheng yin san shi er lang you zai tiao pi |
| [02:09.68] | xuan shou: lao shi men hao ke ke _ ping wei: bao qian, wo men de zhuan yi bei ren tu le 502 |
| [02:13.14] | sheng guang shuo xiao xiao xi gai jing ye neng xing yun E |
| [02:15.74] | zhang he: dao ye bu fu sheng en |
| [02:18.10] | mai xiao ben zi song xiang pi chi dan huang jiang chang shen ti |
| [02:20.70] | ye shen yue: e, ni shui a? tu fang shi si lang: dan huang jiang xing xiao wang zi Kira |
| [02:24.06] | dian shi tu shu lun fan hong zha shuo shi you zhu hui yi |
| [02:26.66] | 3DMGAME: zhuan zhu cui qing shi qi zai, quan qian you ni geng jing cai! |
| [02:28.56] | xin ku niang zi mo bai dou fu wei fu zhong yu ti diao hu xu |
| [02:32.57] | zhi zun bao: ai ma an de VCR hai mei fang wan ne! |
| [02:34.42] | xin ku niang zi zha chou dou fu shan zei ye neng chi rou chi yu |
| [02:37.78] | jiang yun fan: yu rou |
| [02:39.48] | xin ku niang zi chu mai dou fu ai de zhan shi bu tan ye ji |
| [02:43.73] | xi yuan si shi jie: shi chen ni zen me kan? |
| [02:45.69] | qi shi zan qian jiu shi wei le mai jian tou deng huo ti |
| [02:48.19] | mi zhi yin: di qiu online gong ce dao ji shi |
| [02:50.94] | niang zi niang zi kuai mo dou fu bie zai dan xin wo de xue xi |
| [03:17.73] | er dang jia: bu bu gao da huo ji so lazy! |
| [03:19.93] | niang zi niang zi kuai zha dou fu dai shang lv mao wo shi luo bin |
| [03:23.19] | jia duo bao wang lao ji: yan se bu tong zen me jiu gong zhu? |
| [03:25.39] | niang zi niang zi kuai lu dou fu you shi ye xian cai you fu li |
| [03:28.49] | fang zhou zi: na tai zhang le |
| [03:29.79] | " yi bai ge he shang jiu jiao bai he" wo fan zheng shi xin |
| [03:34.95] | shi yong xin: dai lao na wei zhe wei shi zu nv pu sa kai kai guang |
| ar: mò bǎo | |
| ti: xīn kǔ niáng zǐ X dòu fǔ | |
| [00:01.27] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ dòu fǔ |
| [00:03.67] | zuò cí: hú táo jiā zi |
| [00:05.22] | zuò qǔ biān qǔ: xiǎo hán |
| [00:06.93] | yǎn chàng: māo fàn |
| [00:07.88] | èr hú: EZVEN |
| [00:08.58] | dí zi: zhōu xiǎo háng |
| [00:09.68] | shì shuí zài luàn gǎi xì hóu gē shuì zháo bā jiè yù dí |
| [00:38.48] | shā wù jìng: èr shī xiōng, shī fù hé dà shī xiōng bèi zuò chéng qiē gāo le! |
| [00:41.33] | xiān mǐ men diē yǎn jìng xuě jiàn chuài mén zhuàng fēi huā yíng |
| [00:44.34] | jǐng tiān: xiǎo huā bié nào le, kuài dào wǎn lǐ lái |
| [00:45.84] | sù lái mó bài zhēn jūn yī wàng jìng shì shuò kūn lǎo dì |
| [00:50.10] | yáng shuò kūn: wǒ bà gāng nòng sǐ tā! hé rán: shì wǒ bà |
| [00:52.30] | yào bú yào zhè me chuān dǎng fèi wǒ hái méi jiāo qí |
| [00:55.76] | māo fàn: zhè shì wǒ zhè gè yuè de è nèi kù |
| [00:57.91] | piàn chóu bù gāo wǒ bù qù xuè zú yě pà ài zī bìng |
| [01:00.26] | jù wù: bù hǎo la dǎo yǎn, qīn wáng tā yùn xuè le! |
| [01:03.21] | xiǎng COS jiù qù wàn shì wū zhǎo yín sāng wǒ kàn xíng |
| [01:05.37] | dēng shì: zài bù jiāo fáng zū wǒ jiù wǎng nǐ pì gǔ shàng tǒng yí dǎo sù! |
| [01:07.12] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ mó bái dòu fǔ wèi fū zhōng yú kǎo le dì yī |
| [01:12.33] | xú zhǎng qīng: gǎn xiè guō jiā! gǎn xiè shǔ shān! |
| [01:14.89] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ zhà chòu dòu fǔ shān zéi yě néng hùn chéng shān jī |
| [01:17.84] | chén hào nán: ā sir a, wǒ men zhǐ shì zài sàn bù ma |
| [01:21.20] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ chū mài dòu fǔ nà rén zhǎng de hǎo xiàng QB |
| [01:23.71] | CCTV shǎo ér pín dào: huān yíng shōu kàn" bā la la xiǎo mǎ hóu" |
| [01:27.21] | zhè jiào yì shí niú gē cí bù dǒng bú yào xiā jī jī |
| [01:29.77] | zhōu jié lún: āi yō, gòu diǎo ó zhòng rén: ní zòu kǎi! |
| [01:34.18] | huáng fēng guài bǎ yóu xī " ài kāi yóu de hái yǒu jīn bí" |
| [01:58.36] | zhōng huá rén mín gòng hé guó guó jiā fā zhǎn hé gǎi gé wěi yuán huì: yóu jià shàng diào yī xià xià hā |
| [02:02.02] | " wǒ jiào tā zuò yǒng qì, bú shì chéng gē nà gè yǒng qì" |
| [02:04.87] | FFF tuán: shāo sǐ nà duì yì xìng liàn! |
| [02:07.13] | zhōu wǔ kàn hǎo shēng yīn sān shí èr láng yòu zài tiáo pí |
| [02:09.68] | xuǎn shǒu: lǎo shī men hǎo kē kè _ píng wěi: bào qiàn, wǒ men de zhuàn yǐ bèi rén tú le 502 |
| [02:13.14] | shèng guāng shuō xiǎo xiǎo xī gài jìng yě néng xìng yùn E |
| [02:15.74] | zhāng hé: dào yě bù fù shèng ēn |
| [02:18.10] | mǎi xiǎo běn zi sòng xiàng pí chī dàn huáng jiàng cháng shēn tǐ |
| [02:20.70] | yè shén yuè: è, nǐ shuí a? tǔ fāng shí sì láng: dàn huáng jiàng xīng xiǎo wáng zǐ Kira |
| [02:24.06] | diàn shì tú shū lún fān hōng zhà shuō shì yǒu zhù huí yì |
| [02:26.66] | 3DMGAME: zhuān zhù cuī qíng shí qī zài, quān qián yǒu nǐ gèng jīng cǎi! |
| [02:28.56] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ mó bái dòu fǔ wèi fū zhōng yú tì diào hú xū |
| [02:32.57] | zhì zūn bǎo: ài mǎ ǎn de VCR hái méi fàng wán ne! |
| [02:34.42] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ zhà chòu dòu fǔ shān zéi yě néng chī ròu chī yú |
| [02:37.78] | jiāng yún fán: yǔ róu |
| [02:39.48] | xīn kǔ niáng zǐ chū mài dòu fǔ ài de zhàn shì bù tán yè jī |
| [02:43.73] | xī yuán sì shì jiè: shí chén nǐ zěn me kàn? |
| [02:45.69] | qí shí zǎn qián jiù shì wèi le mǎi jiān tóu děng huò tī |
| [02:48.19] | mí zhī yīn: dì qiú online gōng cè dǎo jì shí |
| [02:50.94] | niáng zǐ niáng zǐ kuài mó dòu fǔ bié zài dān xīn wǒ de xué xí |
| [03:17.73] | èr dāng jiā: bù bù gāo dǎ huǒ jī so lazy! |
| [03:19.93] | niáng zǐ niáng zǐ kuài zhà dòu fǔ dài shang lǜ mào wǒ shì luó bīn |
| [03:23.19] | jiā duō bǎo wáng lǎo jí: yán sè bù tóng zěn me jiù gōng zhǔ? |
| [03:25.39] | niáng zǐ niáng zǐ kuài lù dòu fǔ yǒu shì yè xiàn cái yǒu fú lì |
| [03:28.49] | fāng zhōu zǐ: nà tài zhǎng le |
| [03:29.79] | " yī bǎi gè hé shàng jiù jiào bǎi hé" wǒ fǎn zhèng shì xìn |
| [03:34.95] | shì yǒng xìn: dài lǎo nà wèi zhè wèi shī zú nǚ pú sà kāi kāi guāng |
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