[00:36.10] | shhh……shut up shut up |
[00:39.31] | everybody shut up |
[00:41.51] | |
[00:54.24] | 昨晚熬夜早早起床一晚没睡觉 |
[00:57.12] | 跑去肯德炸鸡因为肚子没吃饱 |
[01:00.59] | 我点了一份麦香堡还有小薯条 |
[01:02.86] | 她给我一个中指还被经理大干矫 |
[01:06.64] | |
[01:07.45] | shut up shut up shut up |
[01:09.58] | |
[01:24.67] | 等个公车等个半天终于车来了 |
[01:27.68] | 上了公车以后发现肚子非常痛 |
[01:30.75] | |
[01:31.35] | 公车摇晃厉害让我一时忍不住 |
[01:34.93] | |
[01:35.72] | 后来发现裤里面有一块大蛋糕 |
[01:38.22] | 呜~那种味道让我真的吓一跳 |
[01:41.05] | |
[01:41.85] | 连旁边的阿妈都脱我卫生很不好 |
[01:43.11] | |
[01:44.38] | 阿妈叫我下车她还骂我是混蛋 |
[01:45.63] | |
[01:48.17] | 叫她赶快闭嘴因为我就是赌烂 |
[01:50.22] | |
[01:53.02] | shut up shut up everybody shut up |
[01:59.73] | shut up |
[02:01.25] | |
[02:08.18] | 今天晚上朋友约我去舞厅看妹 |
[02:10.51] | |
[02:11.11] | 但是看来看去通通不是我想要 |
[02:15.09] | 忽然看见一位美女向我走过来 |
[02:17.47] | 想要跟她交个朋友却被骂哭夭 |
[02:21.64] | 一你的脸也没有那么的漂亮 |
[02:22.83] | |
[02:24.79] | 二你的口臭实在让我受不了 |
[02:26.64] | |
[02:28.56] | 三你的身材实在又胖又很肥 |
[02:30.25] | 四你太唆请你赶快要闭嘴 |
[00:36.10] | shhh shut up shut up |
[00:39.31] | everybody shut up |
[00:41.51] | |
[00:54.24] | zuo wan ao ye zao zao qi chuang yi wan mei shui jiao |
[00:57.12] | pao qu ken de zha ji yin wei du zi mei chi bao |
[01:00.59] | wo dian le yi fen mai xiang bao hai you xiao shu tiao |
[01:02.86] | ta gei wo yi ge zhong zhi hai bei jing li da gan jiao |
[01:06.64] | |
[01:07.45] | shut up shut up shut up |
[01:09.58] | |
[01:24.67] | deng ge gong che deng ge ban tian zhong yu che lai le |
[01:27.68] | shang le gong che yi hou fa xian du zi fei chang tong |
[01:30.75] | |
[01:31.35] | gong che yao huang li hai rang wo yi shi ren bu zhu |
[01:34.93] | |
[01:35.72] | hou lai fa xian ku li mian you yi kuai da dan gao |
[01:38.22] | wu na zhong wei dao rang wo zhen de xia yi tiao |
[01:41.05] | |
[01:41.85] | lian pang bian de a ma dou tuo wo wei sheng hen bu hao |
[01:43.11] | |
[01:44.38] | a ma jiao wo xia che ta hai ma wo shi hun dan |
[01:45.63] | |
[01:48.17] | jiao ta gan kuai bi zui yin wei wo jiu shi du lan |
[01:50.22] | |
[01:53.02] | shut up shut up everybody shut up |
[01:59.73] | shut up |
[02:01.25] | |
[02:08.18] | jin tian wan shang peng you yue wo qu wu ting kan mei |
[02:10.51] | |
[02:11.11] | dan shi kan lai kan qu tong tong bu shi wo xiang yao |
[02:15.09] | hu ran kan jian yi wei mei nv xiang wo zou guo lai |
[02:17.47] | xiang yao gen ta jiao ge peng you que bei ma ku yao |
[02:21.64] | yi ni de lian ye mei you na me de piao liang |
[02:22.83] | |
[02:24.79] | er ni de kou chou shi zai rang wo shou bu liao |
[02:26.64] | |
[02:28.56] | san ni de shen cai shi zai you pang you hen fei |
[02:30.25] | si ni tai suo qing ni gan kuai yao bi zui |
[00:36.10] | shhh shut up shut up |
[00:39.31] | everybody shut up |
[00:41.51] | |
[00:54.24] | zuó wǎn áo yè zǎo zǎo qǐ chuáng yī wǎn méi shuì jiào |
[00:57.12] | pǎo qù kěn dé zhá jī yīn wèi dǔ zi méi chī bǎo |
[01:00.59] | wǒ diǎn le yī fèn mài xiāng bǎo hái yǒu xiǎo shǔ tiáo |
[01:02.86] | tā gěi wǒ yí gè zhōng zhǐ hái bèi jīng lǐ dà gàn jiǎo |
[01:06.64] | |
[01:07.45] | shut up shut up shut up |
[01:09.58] | |
[01:24.67] | děng gè gōng chē děng gè bàn tiān zhōng yú chē lái le |
[01:27.68] | shàng le gōng chē yǐ hòu fā xiàn dǔ zi fēi cháng tòng |
[01:30.75] | |
[01:31.35] | gōng chē yáo huàng lì hài ràng wǒ yī shí rěn bú zhù |
[01:34.93] | |
[01:35.72] | hòu lái fā xiàn kù lǐ miàn yǒu yí kuài dà dàn gāo |
[01:38.22] | wū nà zhǒng wèi dào ràng wǒ zhēn de xià yī tiào |
[01:41.05] | |
[01:41.85] | lián páng biān de ā mā dōu tuō wǒ wèi shēng hěn bù hǎo |
[01:43.11] | |
[01:44.38] | ā mā jiào wǒ xià chē tā hái mà wǒ shì hún dàn |
[01:45.63] | |
[01:48.17] | jiào tā gǎn kuài bì zuǐ yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì dǔ làn |
[01:50.22] | |
[01:53.02] | shut up shut up everybody shut up |
[01:59.73] | shut up |
[02:01.25] | |
[02:08.18] | jīn tiān wǎn shàng péng yǒu yuē wǒ qù wǔ tīng kàn mèi |
[02:10.51] | |
[02:11.11] | dàn shì kàn lái kàn qù tōng tōng bú shì wǒ xiǎng yào |
[02:15.09] | hū rán kàn jiàn yī wèi měi nǚ xiàng wǒ zǒu guò lái |
[02:17.47] | xiǎng yào gēn tā jiāo gè péng yǒu què bèi mà kū yāo |
[02:21.64] | yī nǐ de liǎn yě méi yǒu nà me de piào liàng |
[02:22.83] | |
[02:24.79] | èr nǐ de kǒu chòu shí zài ràng wǒ shòu bù liǎo |
[02:26.64] | |
[02:28.56] | sān nǐ de shēn cái shí zài yòu pàng yòu hěn féi |
[02:30.25] | sì nǐ tài suō qǐng nǐ gǎn kuài yào bì zuǐ |