| [00:07.780] | 我：喂 |
| [00:08.780] | 你：喂 |
| [00:09.780] | 我：啊 |
| [00:10.780] | 你：干嘛呢你 |
| [00:11.780] | 我：我在家待着呢，怎么了 |
| [00:13.780] | 你：你妈在你边上吗 |
| [00:15.780] | 我：呃 没有啊，她浇花呢 |
| [00:18.780] | 你：我说话她听不着吧 |
| [00:20.780] | 我：听不着，有事你说吧 |
| [00:22.280] | 你：你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [00:24.280] | 我：什么玩意？ |
| [00:26.180] | 你：你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [00:28.180] | 我：你麻痹，你骂谁呢 |
| [00:29.780] | 你：不是不是不是不是，这话的意思是... |
| [00:35.780] | |
| [00:55.780] | 昨天晚上回家 |
| [00:56.650] | 你妈坐在沙发看电视吃爆米花 |
| [01:00.740] | 你突然来电话 |
| [01:02.450] | 问我正在干嘛 |
| [01:04.060] | 还有我妈在做啥 |
| [01:06.680] | 我说她在浇花 |
| [01:10.170] | 你问她能听到吗 |
| [01:12.420] | 我说没事儿 |
| [01:15.020] | 你就冒出了一句话 |
| [01:18.440] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [01:21.310] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [01:23.850] | 我说你麻痹你骂谁那 |
| [01:26.330] | 你说是我搞错啦 |
| [01:29.650] | 这句话应该是这样的啊 |
| [01:34.750] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [01:37.930] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [01:46.500] | |
| [02:02.280] | 昨天晚上回家 |
| [02:03.680] | 你妈坐在沙发看电视吃爆米花 |
| [02:08.130] | 你突然来电话 |
| [02:09.600] | 问我正在干嘛 |
| [02:11.230] | 还有我妈在做啥 |
| [02:13.880] | 我说她在浇花 |
| [02:16.930] | 你问她能听到吗 |
| [02:19.970] | 我说没事儿 |
| [02:26.150] | 你就冒出了一句话 |
| [02:27.480] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [02:28.750] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [02:30.890] | 我说你麻痹你骂谁那 |
| [02:33.810] | 你说是我搞错啦 |
| [02:37.080] | 这句话应该是这样的啊 |
| [02:42.150] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [02:47.010] | 你妈逼你结婚了吗 |
| [02:50.150] |
| [00:07.780] | wo: wei |
| [00:08.780] | ni: wei |
| [00:09.780] | wo: a |
| [00:10.780] | ni: gan ma ne ni |
| [00:11.780] | wo: wo zai jia dai zhe ne, zen me le |
| [00:13.780] | ni: ni ma zai ni bian shang ma |
| [00:15.780] | wo: e mei you a, ta jiao hua ni |
| [00:18.780] | ni: wo shuo hua ta ting bu zhao ba |
| [00:20.780] | wo: ting bu zhao, you shi ni shuo ba |
| [00:22.280] | ni: ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [00:24.280] | wo: shen me wan yi? |
| [00:26.180] | ni: ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [00:28.180] | wo: ni ma bi, ni ma shui ne |
| [00:29.780] | ni: bu shi bu shi bu shi bu shi, zhe hua de yi si shi... |
| [00:35.780] | |
| [00:55.780] | zuo tian wan shang hui jia |
| [00:56.650] | ni ma zuo zai sha fa kan dian shi chi bao mi hua |
| [01:00.740] | ni tu ran lai dian hua |
| [01:02.450] | wen wo zheng zai gan ma |
| [01:04.060] | hai you wo ma zai zuo sha |
| [01:06.680] | wo shuo ta zai jiao hua |
| [01:10.170] | ni wen ta neng ting dao ma |
| [01:12.420] | wo shuo mei shi er |
| [01:15.020] | ni jiu mao chu le yi ju hua |
| [01:18.440] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [01:21.310] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [01:23.850] | wo shuo ni ma bi ni ma shui na |
| [01:26.330] | ni shuo shi wo gao cuo la |
| [01:29.650] | zhe ju hua ying gai shi zhe yang de a |
| [01:34.750] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [01:37.930] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [01:46.500] | |
| [02:02.280] | zuo tian wan shang hui jia |
| [02:03.680] | ni ma zuo zai sha fa kan dian shi chi bao mi hua |
| [02:08.130] | ni tu ran lai dian hua |
| [02:09.600] | wen wo zheng zai gan ma |
| [02:11.230] | hai you wo ma zai zuo sha |
| [02:13.880] | wo shuo ta zai jiao hua |
| [02:16.930] | ni wen ta neng ting dao ma |
| [02:19.970] | wo shuo mei shi er |
| [02:26.150] | ni jiu mao chu le yi ju hua |
| [02:27.480] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [02:28.750] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [02:30.890] | wo shuo ni ma bi ni ma shui na |
| [02:33.810] | ni shuo shi wo gao cuo la |
| [02:37.080] | zhe ju hua ying gai shi zhe yang de a |
| [02:42.150] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [02:47.010] | ni ma bi ni jie hun le ma |
| [02:50.150] |
| [00:07.780] | wǒ: wèi |
| [00:08.780] | nǐ: wèi |
| [00:09.780] | wǒ: a |
| [00:10.780] | nǐ: gàn ma ne nǐ |
| [00:11.780] | wǒ: wǒ zài jiā dài zhe ne, zěn me le |
| [00:13.780] | nǐ: nǐ mā zài nǐ biān shàng ma |
| [00:15.780] | wǒ: è méi yǒu a, tā jiāo huā ní |
| [00:18.780] | nǐ: wǒ shuō huà tā tīng bù zháo ba |
| [00:20.780] | wǒ: tīng bù zháo, yǒu shì nǐ shuō ba |
| [00:22.280] | nǐ: nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [00:24.280] | wǒ: shén me wán yì? |
| [00:26.180] | nǐ: nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [00:28.180] | wǒ: nǐ má bì, nǐ mà shuí ne |
| [00:29.780] | nǐ: bù shì bú shì bù shì bú shì, zhè huà de yì sī shì... |
| [00:35.780] | |
| [00:55.780] | zuó tiān wǎn shàng huí jiā |
| [00:56.650] | nǐ mā zuò zài shā fā kàn diàn shì chī bào mǐ huā |
| [01:00.740] | nǐ tū rán lái diàn huà |
| [01:02.450] | wèn wǒ zhèng zài gàn ma |
| [01:04.060] | hái yǒu wǒ mā zài zuò shà |
| [01:06.680] | wǒ shuō tā zài jiāo huā |
| [01:10.170] | nǐ wèn tā néng tīng dào ma |
| [01:12.420] | wǒ shuō méi shì ér |
| [01:15.020] | nǐ jiù mào chū le yī jù huà |
| [01:18.440] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [01:21.310] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [01:23.850] | wǒ shuō nǐ má bì nǐ mà shuí nà |
| [01:26.330] | nǐ shuō shì wǒ gǎo cuò la |
| [01:29.650] | zhè jù huà yīng gāi shì zhè yàng de a |
| [01:34.750] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [01:37.930] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [01:46.500] | |
| [02:02.280] | zuó tiān wǎn shàng huí jiā |
| [02:03.680] | nǐ mā zuò zài shā fā kàn diàn shì chī bào mǐ huā |
| [02:08.130] | nǐ tū rán lái diàn huà |
| [02:09.600] | wèn wǒ zhèng zài gàn ma |
| [02:11.230] | hái yǒu wǒ mā zài zuò shà |
| [02:13.880] | wǒ shuō tā zài jiāo huā |
| [02:16.930] | nǐ wèn tā néng tīng dào ma |
| [02:19.970] | wǒ shuō méi shì ér |
| [02:26.150] | nǐ jiù mào chū le yī jù huà |
| [02:27.480] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [02:28.750] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [02:30.890] | wǒ shuō nǐ má bì nǐ mà shuí nà |
| [02:33.810] | nǐ shuō shì wǒ gǎo cuò la |
| [02:37.080] | zhè jù huà yīng gāi shì zhè yàng de a |
| [02:42.150] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [02:47.010] | nǐ mā bī nǐ jié hūn le ma |
| [02:50.150] |
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