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Feel like leisure suit larry |
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But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
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Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
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On a late night date site query |
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Feel like leisure suit larry |
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But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
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Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
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On a late night date site query |
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Im single successful handle my stress well |
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Might as well find a girl to impress well |
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Made this account on okcupid |
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Better write a profile that doesnt look stupid |
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5'9" - nah im six feet |
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Rock those adidas with them insoles deep |
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Little on the pudgy side - maybe skinny fat |
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Better mark skinny scroll down to the mini app |
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Interests: comics computers |
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Rpgs first person shooters |
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Delete delete delete delete delete |
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I help old women get across the street |
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I also like listening to womanly problems |
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And being mad considerate whenever you solve them |
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Im a vegetarian lest you eat meat |
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Because im always open to try a new thing |
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Feel like leisure suit larry |
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But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
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Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
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On a late night date site query |
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Feel like leisure suit larry |
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But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
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Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
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On a late night date site query |
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Profile pic put me and my cat |
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So the girls know im into pets and all of that |
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My favorite music? quite eclectic |
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Whatever you dig im sure that i respect it |
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Dont wanna be cliche |
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But long walks on the beach are a perfect date |
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Id also like holding bags while you shop |
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At the mall with the millions of dollars i got |
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Dislikes: if youre disingenuous |
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On your profile about just seeking a friendship |
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Because im not like these other vultures |
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Id rather get to know you and learn your culture |
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We can take it slow as a turtle |
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And ill make sure to mark up in my journal |
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The day that i met my perfect match |
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As you can see i am a hell of a catch |
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Feel like leisure suit larry |
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But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
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Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
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On a late night date site query |
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Feel like leisure suit larry |
|
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
|
Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
|
On a late night date site query |
|
Feel like leisure suit larry |
|
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
|
Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
|
On a late night date site query |
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Feel like leisure suit larry |
|
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary |
|
Typing my way into escapades to get laid |
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On a late night date site query |
