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show up at her house around six |
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her driveway paved in them offset bricks |
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always been a little nervous around them hot chicks |
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cause of all those years i spent on computer chips |
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hesitate as i approach her door |
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i dont even have a place to take her on this date so what am i here for? |
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i gotta think quickly or else |
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shes gonna know im just an oaf and im just kidding myself |
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wheres a place that we can just chill? |
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that i can impress her with one of my little skills? |
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karaokes not an option man you all heard me singing |
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about deleting all my files and doing computer cleaning |
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only sport im even good at is surfing up on the web |
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and the only place i do thats at the foot of my bed |
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hold up - i think i got a solution |
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a staple of the past a classic game institution |
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take her on a barcade date |
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make her feel special and make me look great |
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show her im a bit of a player |
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so i can do the joust in her dragons lair |
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get that elevator action im doing the up and down |
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like im going on a rampage destroying the whole town |
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show her my command of the missile |
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on a grid of multicolored pixel |
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take her on a barcade date |
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make her feel special and make me look great |
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show her im a bit of a player |
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so i can do the joust in her dragons lair |
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get that elevator action im doing the up and down |
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like im going on a rampage destroying the whole town |
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show her my command of the missile |
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on a grid of multicolored pixel |
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soon as we enter im feeling myself at home |
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to the left i got ms pac man to the right battlezone |
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listen to the bleeps and the boops |
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im putting money in the changer im gon rally the troops |
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i got a pocket full of quarters and my homeboys do too |
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sipping on the gin and the juice |
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watch her eyes light up as im working the crane |
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trying to win her a stuffed animal with all of my change |
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"let me give a shot," she states |
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so i give her the controls and wait |
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first try and shes pulling out a dinosaur |
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looks like i bring in a ringer and shes defeating my score |
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who wouldve known this girl would slaughter every record i made |
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and i watched her get a kill screen on each game that she played |
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i was a bit afraid - but was surely turned on |
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and i knew she was a keeper when she defeated tron |
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took her on a barcade date |
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im not that special but i sure feel great |
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showed her im not much of a player |
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so she might run defender on her dragons lair |
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she got that elevator action she doing the up and down |
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and she going on a rampage destroying the whole town |
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showed me her command of the missile |
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on a grid of multicolored pixel |
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took her on a barcade date |
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im not that special but i sure feel great |
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showed her im not much of a player |
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so she might run defender on her dragons lair |
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she got that elevator action she doing the up and down |
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and she going on a rampage destroying the whole town |
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showed me her command of the missile |
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on a grid of multicolored pixel |
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(whew) man im in like flynn |
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not erol you stupid dummy im talking kevin |
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even though im obviously lacking in talent in games |
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she thought it was endearing that i tried all the same |
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so with my pole position secure i felt better |
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i knew it was a lock when she put on my hooded sweater |
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and she cuddled up next to me |
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and touched my balls like on centipede |
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scuse me for being lewd im not used to attention |
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from the opposite sex but i believe that i mentioned |
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that clearly at the onset i think that im falling |
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rapidly in love like four lined blocks in a column |
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thats a tetris reference - one that shed get |
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one im sure she would appreciate me saying before we split |
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so i did - and she snickered |
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then we headed back to her place for some frogger and liquor |
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we went on a barcade date |
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then we headed to her home to invader each others space |
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i guess were just a couple of players |
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bout to make a tempest in the dragons lair |
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we got that elevator action we doing the up and down |
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like we going on a rampage destroying the whole town |
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showing our command of the missiles |
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from a grid of multicolored pixel |
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we went on a barcade date |
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then we headed to her home to invader each others space |
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i guess were just a couple of players |
|
bout to make a tempest in the dragons lair |
|
we got that elevator action we doing the up and down |
|
like we going on a rampage destroying the whole town |
|
showing our command of the missiles |
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from a grid of multicolored pixel |