[00:06.31] | I'm liable to start a violent spark |
[00:07.29] | with a silent thought |
[00:08.23] | I disgust you like dialogue |
[00:09.49] | from the shop to The Wired Frog |
[00:10.65] | Night club, *******t, I was taught |
[00:12.16] | if you see these on fire |
[00:13.11] | You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
[00:14.47] | no fire depar**ent |
[00:16.07] | So you may not hear sirens at all |
[00:17.42] | But don't be alarmed if I sound off |
[00:18.65] | Something just ain't right with me, dawg |
[00:20.58] | A martyr on a private charter, |
[00:22.45] | whose life could be harder |
[00:23.66] | Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
[00:24.80] | sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded |
[00:26.33] | But tonight I'm starting *******t, |
[00:27.49] | I'm feeling self righteous |
[00:28.49] | I might just hop in a mosh |
[00:29.51] | pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t |
[00:31.07] | Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
[00:33.13] | I'll ******* around |
[00:34.95] | and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
[00:37.45] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
[00:38.50] | manic, I'm going in shock |
[00:39.34] | Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet |
[00:40.26] | Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic |
[00:41.76] | No, *******, I mean |
[00:42.56] | I can't maneuver from movement |
[00:43.57] | Cause I had no room for improvement |
[00:44.48] | I'm practically squashed, |
[00:46.11] | unpacked it and boxed it |
[00:47.31] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
[00:48.73] | flammable bars, examine the content |
[00:50.03] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
[00:51.04] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
[00:53.77] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
[00:56.30] | Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter |
[00:57.89] | Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
[00:59.46] | Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
[01:03.82] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
[01:05.89] | But I gallon some knockers |
[01:08.89] | I bet you they ring a bell |
[01:11.19] | when I come back and I'm conscious |
[01:13.77] | What happened, doc? I passed out again |
[01:14.88] | Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked |
[01:15.71] | Stole a Magnum box |
[01:16.50] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
[01:17.30] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
[01:18.76] | Too close to the stair master |
[01:20.64] | Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
[01:22.55] | Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
[01:26.83] | No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
[01:29.79] | rasped it and dropped it |
[01:32.61] | Air Max in my closet, |
[01:33.38] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
[01:34.35] | And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
[01:35.21] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
[01:36.15] | giraffe and a dolphin |
[01:36.94] | Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
[01:38.24] | Swats watches and sneakers matches |
[01:40.03] | with the parkers |
[01:42.76] | But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
[01:43.95] | With all these trainers, |
[01:45.23] | but I don't have any boxers |
[01:45.97] | And I'm standing here naked, |
[01:46.77] | hangover, still wasted |
[01:47.91] | Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
[01:48.72] | Yo, why does it always sound like |
[01:49.74] | I'm grabbing my nostrils? |
[01:50.75] | ******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all |
[01:53.38] | I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
[01:54.94] | Until the mannequin doll |
[01:56.01] | scatter the inanimate objects |
[01:57.26] | That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall |
[01:59.17] | Cause I hear the track |
[02:00.74] | And I'm starting to get ******g amped, |
[02:02.01] | I'mma spark with 'em |
[02:03.36] | Like the car with the cables hooked |
[02:04.69] | to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell |
[02:06.61] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
[02:07.40] | cause y'all could get jumped |
[02:08.22] | And I'd catch the battery charge, but |
[02:10.08] | I got a hunch like your back when it's arching |
[02:12.58] | When I start attacking your squadron |
[02:14.18] | You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging |
[02:15.73] | So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you |
[02:16.92] | Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
[02:18.78] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
[02:20.20] | That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? |
[02:22.47] | You *******s are all gonna do my bidding |
[02:23.74] | Don't get dragged to the auction |
[02:25.21] | Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
[02:26.95] | I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, |
[02:28.63] | just watch this |
[02:29.60] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
[02:31.16] | See I'm at you wack when |
[02:32.38] | I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
[02:33.78] | In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping |
[02:35.11] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
[02:36.37] | My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms |
[02:38.45] | That'll jack me off |
[02:39.55] | with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
[02:41.24] | No emotion hence |
[02:42.40] | I guess this sick ******* dies hard |
[02:43.38] | I got a Magic Johnson |
[02:45.63] | It's like a magic wand allows me to |
[02:47.04] | not let a blonde arouse me |
[02:48.05] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
[02:49.04] | with the condoms out |
[02:50.29] | Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
[02:51.26] | Wants to Pounce |
[02:52.25] | How I laugh in response how she dances |
[02:53.13] | and flaunts it around me |
[02:54.59] | Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
[02:55.77] | And all I see is |
[02:57.65] | she's slaughterhouse in a blouse |
[02:58.72] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
[02:59.64] | got dammit I a misogynist |
[03:00.72]I slap [?] | with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
[03:02.09] | Just so happens she's fond of Al |
[03:04.04] | Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete |
[03:08.73] | Complete lack of responsibility |
[03:10.57] | Half you assholes ain't strong |
[03:12.49] | enough to pick up a spirit |
[03:13.40] | *******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop |
[03:15.72] | But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy |
[03:17.79] | Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, |
[03:19.33] | but my thing is this now |
[03:20.70] | Five finger discount |
[03:22.00] | Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t, |
[03:23.85] | it's easy |
[03:24.56] | Kidnapping your mom cause |
[03:25.87] | I'm still in this *******, thievery |
[03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, |
[03:28.84] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
[03:30.05] | Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
[03:32.81] | I might relapse, get to some bull*******t |
[03:34.22] | Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts |
[03:35.65] | at Action Bronson |
[03:36.52] | Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
[03:38.50] | Have some back and forths |
[03:39.33] | And record a wack response to |
[03:40.69] | Kendrick Lamar's Control verse |
[03:41.93] | And perform Fack in concert |
[03:43.27][Fack plays] | |
[03:48.60] | Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album |
[03:49.83] | Now that was awesome |
[03:51.12] | It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that |
[03:53.64] | Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
[03:54.55] | (I'll stick around) |
[03:55.77] | And put up with my crap so long for |
[03:56.93] | What's the attraction, mama? |
[03:58.32] | Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, |
[03:59.62] | actual quadruple entendre |
[04:01.27] | Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? |
[04:03.96] | Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh |
[04:06.38] | Still get along with this voice |
[04:08.17] | cause that's the monster |
[04:09.42] | So do-si-do with a sociopath, |
[04:12.43] | everyone who knows me knows that |
[04:13.60] | What they don't know is the |
[04:15.96] | fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
[04:16.42] | She loves the way I lie |
[04:17.09] | Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
[04:18.51] | Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
[04:21.89] | That might've disguise pants, but they on fire |
[04:22.35] | So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
[04:23.25] | Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking |
[04:24.26] | I'm wrapping up all the presents |
[04:28.83] | In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em |
[04:29.46] | Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off |
[04:37.55] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
[04:39.73] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
[04:41.54] | Bath and Beyond |
[04:42.36] | Put the basket back |
[04:43.19] | while the bath salt packets are gone |
[04:44.56] | Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
[04:46.32] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
[04:48.26] | Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre, |
[04:50.81] | Trasher and Aerosmith |
[04:53.84] | And I'm a spectacular archer, |
[04:54.96] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
[04:56.54] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
[04:58.32] | Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
[04:59.26] | and I'm strangling 'em |
[05:00.04] | Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
[05:00.72] |
[00:06.31] | I' m liable to start a violent spark |
[00:07.29] | with a silent thought |
[00:08.23] | I disgust you like dialogue |
[00:09.49] | from the shop to The Wired Frog |
[00:10.65] | Night club, t, I was taught |
[00:12.16] | if you see these on fire |
[00:13.11] | You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
[00:14.47] | no fire depar ent |
[00:16.07] | So you may not hear sirens at all |
[00:17.42] | But don' t be alarmed if I sound off |
[00:18.65] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
[00:20.58] | A martyr on a private charter, |
[00:22.45] | whose life could be harder |
[00:23.66] | Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
[00:24.80] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
[00:26.33] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
[00:27.49] | I' m feeling self righteous |
[00:28.49] | I might just hop in a mosh |
[00:29.51] | pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac t |
[00:31.07] | Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
[00:33.13] | I' ll around |
[00:34.95] | and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
[00:37.45] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
[00:38.50] | manic, I' m going in shock |
[00:39.34] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
[00:40.26] | Panic attack cause I' m claustrophobic |
[00:41.76] | No, , I mean |
[00:42.56] | I can' t maneuver from movement |
[00:43.57] | Cause I had no room for improvement |
[00:44.48] | I' m practically squashed, |
[00:46.11] | unpacked it and boxed it |
[00:47.31] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
[00:48.73] | flammable bars, examine the content |
[00:50.03] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
[00:51.04] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
[00:53.77] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
[00:56.30] | Shark mandibles, lambs that' ll slaughter |
[00:57.89] | Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
[00:59.46] | Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
[01:03.82] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
[01:05.89] | But I gallon some knockers |
[01:08.89] | I bet you they ring a bell |
[01:11.19] | when I come back and I' m conscious |
[01:13.77] | What happened, doc? I passed out again |
[01:14.88] | Alcohol' s making me break into vacant' s naked |
[01:15.71] | Stole a Magnum box |
[01:16.50] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
[01:17.30] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
[01:18.76] | Too close to the stair master |
[01:20.64] | Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
[01:22.55] | Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
[01:26.83] | No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
[01:29.79] | rasped it and dropped it |
[01:32.61] | Air Max in my closet, |
[01:33.38] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
[01:34.35] | And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
[01:35.21] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
[01:36.15] | giraffe and a dolphin |
[01:36.94] | Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
[01:38.24] | Swats watches and sneakers matches |
[01:40.03] | with the parkers |
[01:42.76] | But it' s like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
[01:43.95] | With all these trainers, |
[01:45.23] | but I don' t have any boxers |
[01:45.97] | And I' m standing here naked, |
[01:46.77] | hangover, still wasted |
[01:47.91] | Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
[01:48.72] | Yo, why does it always sound like |
[01:49.74] | I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
[01:50.75] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, I' ll battle ' em all |
[01:53.38] | I' ll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
[01:54.94] | Until the mannequin doll |
[01:56.01] | scatter the inanimate objects |
[01:57.26] | That I' m badder than all, shatter and fall |
[01:59.17] | Cause I hear the track |
[02:00.74] | And I' m starting to get g amped, |
[02:02.01] | I' mma spark with ' em |
[02:03.36] | Like the car with the cables hooked |
[02:04.69] | to my g back, I' m a Duracell |
[02:06.61] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
[02:07.40] | cause y' all could get jumped |
[02:08.22] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
[02:10.08] | I got a hunch like your back when it' s arching |
[02:12.58] | When I start attacking your squadron |
[02:14.18] | You' ll feel like Master Card when I' m charging |
[02:15.73] | So take a swipe at me, I' m coming straight at you |
[02:16.92] | Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
[02:18.78] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
[02:20.20] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, who am I kidding? |
[02:22.47] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
[02:23.74] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
[02:25.21] | Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
[02:26.95] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
[02:28.63] | just watch this |
[02:29.60] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
[02:31.16] | See I' m at you wack when |
[02:32.38] | I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
[02:33.78] | In a g taxi cab to go shopping |
[02:35.11] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
[02:36.37] | My next whore' s gon' have mechanical arms |
[02:38.45] | That' ll jack me off |
[02:39.55] | with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
[02:41.24] | No emotion hence |
[02:42.40] | I guess this sick dies hard |
[02:43.38] | I got a Magic Johnson |
[02:45.63] | It' s like a magic wand allows me to |
[02:47.04] | not let a blonde arouse me |
[02:48.05] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
[02:49.04] | with the condoms out |
[02:50.29] | Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
[02:51.26] | Wants to Pounce |
[02:52.25] | How I laugh in response how she dances |
[02:53.13] | and flaunts it around me |
[02:54.59] | Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
[02:55.77] | And all I see is |
[02:57.65] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
[02:58.72] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
[02:59.64] | got dammit I a misogynist |
[03:00.72]I slap [?] | with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
[03:02.09] | Just so happens she' s fond of Al |
[03:04.04] | Cause now she' s faceplanting on the concrete |
[03:08.73] | Complete lack of responsibility |
[03:10.57] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
[03:12.49] | enough to pick up a spirit |
[03:13.40] | t, you s couldn' t shoplift at a thrift shop |
[03:15.72] | But I let the track lift ' em up, boost the energy |
[03:17.79] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
[03:19.33] | but my thing is this now |
[03:20.70] | Five finger discount |
[03:22.00] | Been rapping so long I' ve been killing this t, |
[03:23.85] | it' s easy |
[03:24.56] | Kidnapping your mom cause |
[03:25.87] | I' m still in this , thievery |
[03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBene t Ramsey, |
[03:28.84] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
[03:30.05] | Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
[03:32.81] | I might relapse, get to some bull t |
[03:34.22] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker taunts |
[03:35.65] | at Action Bronson |
[03:36.52] | Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
[03:38.50] | Have some back and forths |
[03:39.33] | And record a wack response to |
[03:40.69] | Kendrick Lamar' s Control verse |
[03:41.93] | And perform Fack in concert |
[03:43.27][Fack plays] | |
[03:48.60] | Yo, I put that t on a Greatest Hits album |
[03:49.83] | Now that was awesome |
[03:51.12] | It takes some massive to do some t like that |
[03:53.64] | Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
[03:54.55] | I' ll stick around |
[03:55.77] | And put up with my crap so long for |
[03:56.93] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
[03:58.32] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, talking, |
[03:59.62] | actual quadruple entendre |
[04:01.27] | Or the pointy nose that' s pointing at you, mama? |
[04:03.96] | Who knows at this point, it' s always poking so meh |
[04:06.38] | Still get along with this voice |
[04:08.17] | cause that' s the monster |
[04:09.42] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
[04:12.43] | everyone who knows me knows that |
[04:13.60] | What they don' t know is the |
[04:15.96] | fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
[04:16.42] | She loves the way I lie |
[04:17.09] | Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
[04:18.51] | Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
[04:21.89] | That might' ve disguise pants, but they on fire |
[04:22.35] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
[04:23.25] | Sabotage Chris as, crap in your stocking |
[04:24.26] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
[04:28.83] | In g camouflage so you can' t even find ' em |
[04:29.46] | Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
[04:37.55] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
[04:39.73] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
[04:41.54] | Bath and Beyond |
[04:42.36] | Put the basket back |
[04:43.19] | while the bath salt packets are gone |
[04:44.56] | Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
[04:46.32] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
[04:48.26] | Got Slash on guitar, spla ng Bizarre, |
[04:50.81] | Trasher and Aerosmith |
[04:53.84] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
[04:54.96] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
[04:56.54] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
[04:58.32] | Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
[04:59.26] | and I' m strangling ' em |
[05:00.04] | Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
[05:00.72] |
[00:06.31] | I' m liable to start a violent spark |
[00:07.29] | with a silent thought |
[00:08.23] | I disgust you like dialogue |
[00:09.49] | from the shop to The Wired Frog |
[00:10.65] | Night club, t, I was taught |
[00:12.16] | if you see these on fire |
[00:13.11] | You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
[00:14.47] | no fire depar ent |
[00:16.07] | So you may not hear sirens at all |
[00:17.42] | But don' t be alarmed if I sound off |
[00:18.65] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
[00:20.58] | A martyr on a private charter, |
[00:22.45] | whose life could be harder |
[00:23.66] | Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
[00:24.80] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
[00:26.33] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
[00:27.49] | I' m feeling self righteous |
[00:28.49] | I might just hop in a mosh |
[00:29.51] | pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac t |
[00:31.07] | Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
[00:33.13] | I' ll around |
[00:34.95] | and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
[00:37.45] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
[00:38.50] | manic, I' m going in shock |
[00:39.34] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
[00:40.26] | Panic attack cause I' m claustrophobic |
[00:41.76] | No, , I mean |
[00:42.56] | I can' t maneuver from movement |
[00:43.57] | Cause I had no room for improvement |
[00:44.48] | I' m practically squashed, |
[00:46.11] | unpacked it and boxed it |
[00:47.31] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
[00:48.73] | flammable bars, examine the content |
[00:50.03] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
[00:51.04] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
[00:53.77] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
[00:56.30] | Shark mandibles, lambs that' ll slaughter |
[00:57.89] | Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
[00:59.46] | Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
[01:03.82] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
[01:05.89] | But I gallon some knockers |
[01:08.89] | I bet you they ring a bell |
[01:11.19] | when I come back and I' m conscious |
[01:13.77] | What happened, doc? I passed out again |
[01:14.88] | Alcohol' s making me break into vacant' s naked |
[01:15.71] | Stole a Magnum box |
[01:16.50] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
[01:17.30] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
[01:18.76] | Too close to the stair master |
[01:20.64] | Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
[01:22.55] | Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
[01:26.83] | No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
[01:29.79] | rasped it and dropped it |
[01:32.61] | Air Max in my closet, |
[01:33.38] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
[01:34.35] | And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
[01:35.21] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
[01:36.15] | giraffe and a dolphin |
[01:36.94] | Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
[01:38.24] | Swats watches and sneakers matches |
[01:40.03] | with the parkers |
[01:42.76] | But it' s like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
[01:43.95] | With all these trainers, |
[01:45.23] | but I don' t have any boxers |
[01:45.97] | And I' m standing here naked, |
[01:46.77] | hangover, still wasted |
[01:47.91] | Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
[01:48.72] | Yo, why does it always sound like |
[01:49.74] | I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
[01:50.75] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, I' ll battle ' em all |
[01:53.38] | I' ll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
[01:54.94] | Until the mannequin doll |
[01:56.01] | scatter the inanimate objects |
[01:57.26] | That I' m badder than all, shatter and fall |
[01:59.17] | Cause I hear the track |
[02:00.74] | And I' m starting to get g amped, |
[02:02.01] | I' mma spark with ' em |
[02:03.36] | Like the car with the cables hooked |
[02:04.69] | to my g back, I' m a Duracell |
[02:06.61] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
[02:07.40] | cause y' all could get jumped |
[02:08.22] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
[02:10.08] | I got a hunch like your back when it' s arching |
[02:12.58] | When I start attacking your squadron |
[02:14.18] | You' ll feel like Master Card when I' m charging |
[02:15.73] | So take a swipe at me, I' m coming straight at you |
[02:16.92] | Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
[02:18.78] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
[02:20.20] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, who am I kidding? |
[02:22.47] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
[02:23.74] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
[02:25.21] | Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
[02:26.95] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
[02:28.63] | just watch this |
[02:29.60] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
[02:31.16] | See I' m at you wack when |
[02:32.38] | I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
[02:33.78] | In a g taxi cab to go shopping |
[02:35.11] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
[02:36.37] | My next whore' s gon' have mechanical arms |
[02:38.45] | That' ll jack me off |
[02:39.55] | with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
[02:41.24] | No emotion hence |
[02:42.40] | I guess this sick dies hard |
[02:43.38] | I got a Magic Johnson |
[02:45.63] | It' s like a magic wand allows me to |
[02:47.04] | not let a blonde arouse me |
[02:48.05] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
[02:49.04] | with the condoms out |
[02:50.29] | Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
[02:51.26] | Wants to Pounce |
[02:52.25] | How I laugh in response how she dances |
[02:53.13] | and flaunts it around me |
[02:54.59] | Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
[02:55.77] | And all I see is |
[02:57.65] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
[02:58.72] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
[02:59.64] | got dammit I a misogynist |
[03:00.72]I slap [?] | with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
[03:02.09] | Just so happens she' s fond of Al |
[03:04.04] | Cause now she' s faceplanting on the concrete |
[03:08.73] | Complete lack of responsibility |
[03:10.57] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
[03:12.49] | enough to pick up a spirit |
[03:13.40] | t, you s couldn' t shoplift at a thrift shop |
[03:15.72] | But I let the track lift ' em up, boost the energy |
[03:17.79] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
[03:19.33] | but my thing is this now |
[03:20.70] | Five finger discount |
[03:22.00] | Been rapping so long I' ve been killing this t, |
[03:23.85] | it' s easy |
[03:24.56] | Kidnapping your mom cause |
[03:25.87] | I' m still in this , thievery |
[03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBené t Ramsey, |
[03:28.84] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
[03:30.05] | Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
[03:32.81] | I might relapse, get to some bull t |
[03:34.22] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker taunts |
[03:35.65] | at Action Bronson |
[03:36.52] | Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
[03:38.50] | Have some back and forths |
[03:39.33] | And record a wack response to |
[03:40.69] | Kendrick Lamar' s Control verse |
[03:41.93] | And perform Fack in concert |
[03:43.27][Fack plays] | |
[03:48.60] | Yo, I put that t on a Greatest Hits album |
[03:49.83] | Now that was awesome |
[03:51.12] | It takes some massive to do some t like that |
[03:53.64] | Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
[03:54.55] | I' ll stick around |
[03:55.77] | And put up with my crap so long for |
[03:56.93] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
[03:58.32] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, talking, |
[03:59.62] | actual quadruple entendre |
[04:01.27] | Or the pointy nose that' s pointing at you, mama? |
[04:03.96] | Who knows at this point, it' s always poking so meh |
[04:06.38] | Still get along with this voice |
[04:08.17] | cause that' s the monster |
[04:09.42] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
[04:12.43] | everyone who knows me knows that |
[04:13.60] | What they don' t know is the |
[04:15.96] | fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
[04:16.42] | She loves the way I lie |
[04:17.09] | Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
[04:18.51] | Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
[04:21.89] | That might' ve disguise pants, but they on fire |
[04:22.35] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
[04:23.25] | Sabotage Chris as, crap in your stocking |
[04:24.26] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
[04:28.83] | In g camouflage so you can' t even find ' em |
[04:29.46] | Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
[04:37.55] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
[04:39.73] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
[04:41.54] | Bath and Beyond |
[04:42.36] | Put the basket back |
[04:43.19] | while the bath salt packets are gone |
[04:44.56] | Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
[04:46.32] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
[04:48.26] | Got Slash on guitar, spla ng Bizarre, |
[04:50.81] | Trasher and Aerosmith |
[04:53.84] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
[04:54.96] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
[04:56.54] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
[04:58.32] | Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
[04:59.26] | and I' m strangling ' em |
[05:00.04] | Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
[05:00.72] |
[00:06.31] | 我能轻易用沉默 |
[00:07.29] | 点燃暴力的火花 |
[00:08.23] | 厌恶你 |
[00:09.49] | 就像从商店到犯罪现场的对话一样讨厌 |
[00:10.65] | 夜店,有人告诉我, |
[00:12.16] | 如果你听歌听到热血沸腾 |
[00:13.11] | 你就得放松一下自己就像在高地公园 |
[00:14.47] | 没有消防员的区域里 |
[00:16.07] | 你在那里也许听不到警笛声 |
[00:17.42] | 如果我关掉声音 但别太害怕 |
[00:18.65] | 会感觉一切与我格格不入 |
[00:20.58] | 私人飞机的受害者 |
[00:22.45] | 谁的生活更艰难? |
[00:23.66] | 我很受尊敬,打击我吧 |
[00:24.80] | 亲爱的,我有点** |
[00:26.33] | 但今夜我要开始疯狂 |
[00:27.49] | 亲爱的,我有点** |
[00:28.49] | 我应该开始狂舞 |
[00:29.51] | 跟泰森和图帕克一起 |
[00:31.07] | 随便找个人看场拳击行为不检 |
[00:33.13] | 去你们的 |
[00:34.95] | 我就想要抽一点禁品跟路人打一架 |
[00:37.45] | 我就喜欢各种** |
[00:38.50] | 我很狂躁,快要休克了 |
[00:39.34] | 我要疯了,被关在衣柜里 |
[00:40.26] | 恐惧症发作我有幽闭恐惧症 |
[00:41.76] | 不,混蛋 |
[00:42.56] | 我是说我不能 一步一步地移动 |
[00:43.57] | 因为已经没什么改进的空间了 |
[00:44.48] | 我基本上已经被摧毁了 |
[00:46.11] | 被人击败了 |
[00:47.31] | 剧毒,我的手上满是** |
[00:48.73] | 燃烧的酒吧 |
[00:50.03] | 酒吧测验,疯狂的开始 |
[00:51.04] | 查尔斯汉密尔顿,暴打曼森和布朗森 |
[00:53.77] | 动物的咆哮,吃人的大白鲨 |
[00:56.30] | 鲨鱼的下颚 待宰的羔羊 |
[00:57.89] | 看着那流氓就像汉尼拔一般 |
[00:59.46] | 安东尼霍普金斯 双手插在口袋里 |
[01:03.82] | 停下来吧,扎克加利费安纳基斯大量的伏特加 |
[01:05.89] | 那个妞身材真棒 |
[01:08.89] | 我猜你一定会按铃 |
[01:11.19] | 当我回来的时候当我清醒的时候 |
[01:13.77] | 出什么事了,医生?我又晕过去了 |
[01:14.88] | 酒精让我 赤身**闯进没人的商店 |
[01:15.71] | 偷走一支麦格农** |
[01:16.50] | 和一堆名酒,放在我的后备箱里 |
[01:17.30] | 我慢慢睡去,电视里放着挑战恐惧和恐吓战术 |
[01:18.76] | 马上就要成为爬楼梯达人了 |
[01:20.64] | 把空气床垫钻一个洞然后扔出去 |
[01:22.55] | 宿醉,然后醒来 |
[01:26.83] | 赤身**抓起一瓶阿司匹林 |
[01:29.79] | 扔掉 |
[01:32.61] | 鞋柜里的耐克球鞋 |
[01:33.38] | 荒谬的是耐克用鸵鸟来造鞋子 |
[01:34.35] | 一针一线缝上去的 |
[01:35.21] | 是犀牛皮和老鼠皮 |
[01:36.15] | 长颈鹿和海豚 |
[01:36.94] | 在码头和奥什科什市 分道扬镳 |
[01:38.24] | 斯沃琪手表和运动鞋 |
[01:40.03] | 在公园里是绝配 |
[01:42.76] | 但实在是太多人都挤在拳击场了 |
[01:43.95] | 跟这些训练的人一起 |
[01:45.23] | 但我根本就没有对手 |
[01:45.97] | 我**地站在这里 |
[01:46.77] | 宿醉,还昏昏沉沉的 |
[01:47.91] | 就像一张写满歌词的纸令人厌恶 |
[01:48.72] | 呦,为什么听起来总是很像 |
[01:49.74] | 我在挖鼻孔呢? |
[01:50.75] | 去他的,我要跟他们单挑我要跟他们单挑 |
[01:53.38] | 我就站在那冲着墙大喊 |
[01:54.94] | 直到那些人体模特都被震碎 |
[01:56.01] | 变成死气沉沉的东西 |
[01:57.26] | 我在跟阴影和堕落抗争 |
[01:59.17] | 因为我听到了一首歌 |
[02:00.74] | 就像全身都触电一般 |
[02:02.01] | 我就像个冒着火星的插头 |
[02:03.36] | 我就像一辆车 |
[02:04.69] | 车尾被各种电线环绕我就像个金霸王电池 |
[02:06.61] | 但我很确定,我可以倒带回去 |
[02:07.40] | 因为你们都被我偷袭了 |
[02:08.22] | 我会给自己充电,但是 |
[02:10.08] | 我能预感到 |
[02:12.58] | 你什么时候会弯下腰去当我开始攻击你的队伍的时候 |
[02:14.18] | 当我在充电的时候你就像一张万事达卡一样不堪一击 |
[02:15.73] | 来打我吧 我就是冲着你来的 |
[02:16.92] | 就像克雷马修斯 从绿湾回来 |
[02:18.78] | 去打败威斯康辛吧 |
[02:20.20] | 我说的就是这个 我像开玩笑么? |
[02:22.47] | 你个混蛋想跟我打赌 |
[02:23.74] | 别被拍卖拖下水 |
[02:25.21] | 内曼马库斯商店路易威登的包包 |
[02:26.95] | 我会把这混蛋推到十字路口 |
[02:28.63] | 看着吧 |
[02:29.60] | 加长的,彩色和黑色的轿车 |
[02:31.16] | 看看你有多疯狂吧 |
[02:32.38] | 当我载着你去第五大道 |
[02:33.78] | 坐着出租车,去逛街的时候 |
[02:35.11] | 和善的门童真是可笑 |
[02:36.37] | 我的下一个妞 会装着一个机械手臂 |
[02:38.45] | 满足我的生理需求 |
[02:39.55] | 带着润滑油 和各种传感器 |
[02:41.24] | 从此不再有情感 |
[02:42.40] | 我猜这混蛋真是很大胆 |
[02:43.38] | 我就像魔术师约翰逊 |
[02:45.63] | 就像一根魔杖,允许我的身边 |
[02:47.04] | 不再有金发美女 |
[02:48.05] | 如果Ronda Rousey坐在沙发上 |
[02:49.04] | 还带着安全套 |
[02:50.29] | 把所有的** |
[02:51.26] | 都倾倒我身上 |
[02:52.25] | 她那美妙的舞蹈 |
[02:53.13] | 和挑逗 |
[02:54.59] | 她的大** 在上下翻飞 |
[02:55.77] | 我满眼都是保利恶性 |
[02:57.65] | 她的衬衫上满是污渍 |
[02:58.72] | 麦当娜敷着面膜和她坐在一起 |
[02:59.64] | 该死的,我是个厌恶女人的人 |
[03:00.72] | 我用龙虾打了 |
[03:02.09] | 琳达一下 |
[03:04.04] | 因为她摔在了水泥地上,鼻青脸肿 |
[03:08.73] | 终于有了责任感 |
[03:10.57] | 你们这些混蛋,一半人 |
[03:12.49] | 连雪碧都不敢拿 |
[03:13.40] | 你们这些人在二手商店 |
[03:15.72] | 但我用那首歌让他们振作重振精神 |
[03:17.79] | 偷窃狂,我回到商店了 |
[03:19.33] | 但我的问题是现在 |
[03:20.70] | 我要偷些东西 |
[03:22.00] | 做说唱这些年我已经能干掉这些小事了 |
[03:23.85] | 很简单 |
[03:24.56] | 绑架**妈吧 |
[03:25.87] | 因为我还在盗窃 |
[03:26.88] | 给拉姆塞付赎金吧 |
[03:28.84] | 还有Levy和Condit |
[03:30.05] | 如果我回到金发美女身边 |
[03:32.81] | 我也许会旧病复发,找些** |
[03:34.22] | 也许我会找些药贩子 |
[03:35.65] | 学着布朗森的样子 |
[03:36.52] | 学着Macklemore和Mac Miller的样子 |
[03:38.50] | 拿些药丸 |
[03:39.33] | 录一张唱片回应 |
[03:40.69] | 肯德里克拉玛的控制那首歌 |
[03:41.93] | 再在音乐会上唱一首我最烂的歌 |
[03:48.60] | 哟 我把那首烂歌放在精选集里了 |
[03:49.83] | 真是太棒了 |
[03:51.12] | 就因为做这蠢事得到了巨大的反响 |
[03:53.64] | 有时候我会想为什么人们会喜欢 |
[03:54.55] | 我就在周围 |
[03:55.77] | 举着我说的那些垃圾 |
[03:56.93] | 有什么新引力么,妈妈? |
[03:58.32] | 是真的吗,我就是个会走路 |
[03:59.62] | 会说话的人,说着双关的话 |
[04:01.27] | 或是指着鼻子指的是你的鼻子吗,妈妈? |
[04:03.96] | 这时候谁会明白这总是让人火大 |
[04:06.38] | 跟这声音和谐相处吧 |
[04:08.17] | 因为那就是魔鬼的声音 |
[04:09.42] | 跟一个反社会狂在一起 |
[04:12.43] | 知道我的人都明白 |
[04:13.60] | 他们不明白的是为什么蕾哈娜 |
[04:15.96] | 会叫我匹诺曹 |
[04:16.42] | 她喜欢我说谎的样子 |
[04:17.09] | 坐在我的脸上 她等着我鼻子变长 |
[04:18.51] | 病态的说谎者 哦,为什么我就这么混蛋呢 |
[04:21.89] | 我的伪装就是那条裤子但它们都着火了 |
[04:22.35] | 我就像是Cappadonna的那个人关掉这首歌吧 |
[04:23.25] | 破坏了圣诞节 在袜子里塞满垃圾 |
[04:24.26] | 我正在包装这些礼品 |
[04:28.83] | 把它们伪装起来 所以你根本找不到这些礼品 |
[04:29.46] | 圣诞老人摘掉驯鹿的角 |
[04:37.55] | 用纱布包住它的大鼻子 用绷带蒙住它的眼睛 |
[04:39.73] | 把它的头绑在床上 |
[04:41.54] | 去洗个澡 |
[04:42.36] | 把篮子放回去吧 |
[04:43.19] | 当装着浴盐的袋子不见了的时候 |
[04:44.56] | 我明白你是真的开始讨厌我了从比利的歌里抽一部分 |
[04:46.32] | 但经典摇滚酸性说唱是一种风格 |
[04:48.26] | Slash弹着吉他 样子怪异 |
[04:50.81] | 脱粒机和史密斯飞船乐队 |
[04:53.84] | 我就是个惊人的弓箭手 |
[04:54.96] | 我供养着吸血鬼伯爵 |
[04:56.54] | 哥斯拉,混血龙和鲍勃迪伦 |
[04:58.32] | 时尚达人 我把这些该死的流浪汉都踢出去了 |
[04:59.26] | 我在扼杀他们 |
[05:00.04] | 贝辛格在打基姆的** |