| 歌曲 | Joel the Lump of Coal |
| 歌手 | The Killers |
| 歌手 | Jimmy Kimmel |
| 专辑 | Joel the Lump of Coal |
| [00:01.000] | Some time ago, at Santa's place |
| [00:04.000] | Up in the old North Pole |
| [00:06.000] | There lived a lump of anthracite |
| [00:09.000] | Whose parents called him Joel |
| [00:12.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coalJoel |
| [00:15.000] | Happy as a lump can be |
| [00:18.000] | He just wants to keep Santa warm |
| [00:21.000] | And make the elves cozy |
| [00:24.000] | But Santa Claus had other plans |
| [00:27.000] | For Joel one fateful day |
| [00:30.000] | "Joel, you're just the lump I need |
| [00:33.000] | Come join me on my sleigh” |
| [00:36.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coalJoel |
| [00:39.000] | Heart leapt up with joy |
| [00:42.000] | "I'll soon be Santa's present to |
| [00:45.000] | A lucky girl or boy |
| [00:48.000] | We'll laugh and play together |
| [00:51.000] | And hold each other tight |
| [00:54.000] | Snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night” |
| [01:00.000] | Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel |
| [01:03.000] | "You're in for a surprise |
| [01:06.000] | You're not a special Christmas gift |
| [01:09.000] | You're just a booby prize |
| [01:12.000] | What kid would ever want you? |
| [01:15.000] | You're filthy as can be |
| [01:18.000] | Now you have to go and live |
| [01:21.000] | With one who's been naughty” |
| [01:25.000] | "But I make heat, ” poor Joel cried |
| [01:29.000] | "And electricity” |
| [01:31.000] | "You pollute the air“ |
| [01:33.000] | With CO2 and mercury” |
| [01:37.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Joel |
| [01:40.000] | Fell down upon his knees |
| [01:43.000] | "I don't wanna live with a naughty kid |
| [01:46.000] | Don't make me, Santa, please” |
| [01:49.000] | But Santa laughed his jolly laugh |
| [01:52.000] | "Ho, ho, you stupid lump |
| [01:55.000] | You're just the thing to teach this brat |
| [01:58.000] | That Santa ain't no chump” |
| [02:01.000] | So off they knew and, before he knew |
| [02:04.000] | Joel was in a sackJoel |
| [02:07.000] | He cried and yelled to Santa Claus |
| [02:10.000] | "Why don't we just go back?” |
| [02:13.000] | And then came Christmas morning |
| [02:16.000] | And, much to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel's surprise)Joel |
| [02:19.000] | He saw a boy with the saddest face |
| [02:22.000] | And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes) |
| [02:25.000] | He picked Joel up and held him |
| [02:28.000] | And said "You can be my friend (Hey man, let's be friends) |
| [02:31.000] | I would've liked some presents but |
| [02:34.000] | You're what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send) |
| [02:37.000] | It's true, I've been a naughty boy |
| [02:40.000] | And maybe that's a sin (Maybe that's a sin) |
| [02:43.000] | If this is how Santa treats the kids |
| [02:46.000] | I'm just glad that I'm not him” |
| [02:49.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Joel |
| [02:53.000] | Knew what he must do |
| [02:55.000] | He said "Now I know the reason why |
| [02:58.000] | I got sent to you |
| [03:01.000] | Cause when a person hurts inside |
| [03:04.000] | It turns him hard and cruel |
| [03:07.000] | But I know how to make your pain |
| [03:11.000] | Into a precious jewel |
| [03:13.000] | So take me in your hand, young man |
| [03:16.000] | And squeeze with all your might |
| [03:19.000] | Let's turn your pain and anger |
| [03:21.000] | Into something that shines bright” |
| [03:25.000] | Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Joel |
| [03:28.000] | He gave his life away |
| [03:31.000] | So that one good naughty little boy |
| [03:34.000] | Found a diamond on Christmas day |
| [00:01.000] | Some time ago, at Santa' s place |
| [00:04.000] | Up in the old North Pole |
| [00:06.000] | There lived a lump of anthracite |
| [00:09.000] | Whose parents called him Joel |
| [00:12.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coalJoel |
| [00:15.000] | Happy as a lump can be |
| [00:18.000] | He just wants to keep Santa warm |
| [00:21.000] | And make the elves cozy |
| [00:24.000] | But Santa Claus had other plans |
| [00:27.000] | For Joel one fateful day |
| [00:30.000] | " Joel, you' re just the lump I need |
| [00:33.000] | Come join me on my sleigh" |
| [00:36.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coalJoel |
| [00:39.000] | Heart leapt up with joy |
| [00:42.000] | " I' ll soon be Santa' s present to |
| [00:45.000] | A lucky girl or boy |
| [00:48.000] | We' ll laugh and play together |
| [00:51.000] | And hold each other tight |
| [00:54.000] | Snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night" |
| [01:00.000] | Then Santa' s elves all laughed at Joel |
| [01:03.000] | " You' re in for a surprise |
| [01:06.000] | You' re not a special Christmas gift |
| [01:09.000] | You' re just a booby prize |
| [01:12.000] | What kid would ever want you? |
| [01:15.000] | You' re filthy as can be |
| [01:18.000] | Now you have to go and live |
| [01:21.000] | With one who' s been naughty" |
| [01:25.000] | " But I make heat, " poor Joel cried |
| [01:29.000] | " And electricity" |
| [01:31.000] | " You pollute the air" |
| [01:33.000] | With CO2 and mercury" |
| [01:37.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Joel |
| [01:40.000] | Fell down upon his knees |
| [01:43.000] | " I don' t wanna live with a naughty kid |
| [01:46.000] | Don' t make me, Santa, please" |
| [01:49.000] | But Santa laughed his jolly laugh |
| [01:52.000] | " Ho, ho, you stupid lump |
| [01:55.000] | You' re just the thing to teach this brat |
| [01:58.000] | That Santa ain' t no chump" |
| [02:01.000] | So off they knew and, before he knew |
| [02:04.000] | Joel was in a sackJoel |
| [02:07.000] | He cried and yelled to Santa Claus |
| [02:10.000] | " Why don' t we just go back?" |
| [02:13.000] | And then came Christmas morning |
| [02:16.000] | And, much to Joel' s surprise Much to Joel' s surprise Joel |
| [02:19.000] | He saw a boy with the saddest face |
| [02:22.000] | And tears were in his eyes Tears were in his eyes |
| [02:25.000] | He picked Joel up and held him |
| [02:28.000] | And said " You can be my friend Hey man, let' s be friends |
| [02:31.000] | I would' ve liked some presents but |
| [02:34.000] | You' re what Santa chose to send Santa chose to send |
| [02:37.000] | It' s true, I' ve been a naughty boy |
| [02:40.000] | And maybe that' s a sin Maybe that' s a sin |
| [02:43.000] | If this is how Santa treats the kids |
| [02:46.000] | I' m just glad that I' m not him" |
| [02:49.000] | Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Joel |
| [02:53.000] | Knew what he must do |
| [02:55.000] | He said " Now I know the reason why |
| [02:58.000] | I got sent to you |
| [03:01.000] | Cause when a person hurts inside |
| [03:04.000] | It turns him hard and cruel |
| [03:07.000] | But I know how to make your pain |
| [03:11.000] | Into a precious jewel |
| [03:13.000] | So take me in your hand, young man |
| [03:16.000] | And squeeze with all your might |
| [03:19.000] | Let' s turn your pain and anger |
| [03:21.000] | Into something that shines bright" |
| [03:25.000] | Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Joel |
| [03:28.000] | He gave his life away |
| [03:31.000] | So that one good naughty little boy |
| [03:34.000] | Found a diamond on Christmas day |
| [00:01.000] | hěn jiǔ hěn jiǔ zhī qián |
| [00:04.000] | jiù zài shèng dàn lǎo rén zhù zhe de běi jí zhī jìng. |
| [00:06.000] | yǒu yí gè xiǎo méi qiú |
| [00:09.000] | fù mǔ jiào tā Joel |
| [00:12.000] | zhè gè xiǎo dōng xī a |
| [00:15.000] | jiù hé qí tā xiǎo méi qiú méi shén me liǎng yàng |
| [00:18.000] | nǎo zi lǐ chú le ràng shèng dàn lǎo rén hé mí lù nuǎn huo |
| [00:21.000] | jiù méi xiǎng bié de |
| [00:24.000] | shèng dàn lǎo rén què bù zhè yàng xiǎng, |
| [00:27.000] | xiǎo méi qiú de rén shēng yào biàn de bù yí yàng |
| [00:30.000] | nǐ jiù shì wǒ yào de nà kuài méi qiú, |
| [00:33.000] | xiàn zài tiào shàng xuě qiāo lái |
| [00:36.000] | a Joel a xiǎo méi qiú |
| [00:39.000] | xīn jiù xiàng bèi huǒ yàn diǎn rán nà bān kāi xīn qǐ lái |
| [00:42.000] | wǒ yě néng chéng wéi bèi xuǎn zhòng de lǐ wù |
| [00:45.000] | péi zài mǒu gè xìng yùn de nán hái huò zhě zhe nǚ hái shēn biān |
| [00:48.000] | wǒ men huì yì qǐ wán shuǎ yì qǐ huān xiào |
| [00:51.000] | jǐn jǐn xiāng yōng |
| [00:54.000] | tǎng zài jié bái de chuáng dān shàng jìn rù mèng xiāng |
| [01:00.000] | shèng dàn lǎo rén xiào tā |
| [01:03.000] | nǐ zhǐ bù guò shì gè jīng xià |
| [01:06.000] | nǐ cái bú shì shén me lǐ wù |
| [01:09.000] | nǐ shì tiáo pí de dài jià |
| [01:12.000] | nà huì yǒu hái zi xiǎng yào nǐ |
| [01:15.000] | nǐ zhè gè zàng dōng xī |
| [01:18.000] | xiàn zài nǐ yào qù |
| [01:21.000] | hé bù tīng huà de hái zi shēng huó zài yì qǐ |
| [01:25.000] | kě wǒ néng fā rè a |
| [01:29.000] | xiǎo méi qiú kū zhe, hái néng fā diàn |
| [01:31.000] | nǐ zhì zào èr yǎng huà tàn |
| [01:33.000] | hái yòng gǒng wū rǎn huán jìng" |
| [01:37.000] | a Joel a xiǎo méi qiú |
| [01:40.000] | kū zhe guì le xià lái |
| [01:43.000] | shèng dàn lǎo rén a |
| [01:46.000] | qǐng bié ràng wǒ hé táo qì de hái zi men |
| [01:49.000] | shēng huó zài yì qǐ |
| [01:52.000] | shèng dàn lǎo rén hái shì huān kuài de xiào zhe" nǐ zhè gè xiǎo shǎ guā |
| [01:55.000] | nǐ zhǐ bù guò shì yòng lái jiào tā men |
| [01:58.000] | shèng dàn lǎo rén cái bù shǎ" |
| [02:01.000] | zhí dào tā men qǐ fēi qián |
| [02:04.000] | hái zài kū qì |
| [02:07.000] | shèng dàn lǎo rén a |
| [02:10.000] | wǒ men wèi shí me bù huí qù |
| [02:13.000] | jiù zhè yàng dào le shèng dàn qīng chén |
| [02:16.000] | gǎn dào wú bǐ jīng qí |
| [02:19.000] | yíng jiē tā de shì yí gè xiǎo nán hái |
| [02:22.000] | yǒu zhe zuì bēi shāng de shén qíng |
| [02:25.000] | tā jiǎn qǐ Joel shuō |
| [02:28.000] | nǐ kě yǐ chéng wéi wǒ de péng yǒu |
| [02:31.000] | yí gè bié de lǐ wù dāng rán hǎo |
| [02:34.000] | kě nǐ yóu shèng dàn lǎo rén sòng lái |
| [02:37.000] | wǒ céng jīng táo qì bù yǐ |
| [02:40.000] | yě xǔ nà jiù shì wǒ de cuò |
| [02:43.000] | kě tā zhè yàng duì dài hái zi |
| [02:46.000] | wǒ bù xiǎng chéng wéi tā |
| [02:49.000] | a Joel a xiǎo méi qiú |
| [02:53.000] | zhī dào zì jǐ gāi zěn me zuò |
| [02:55.000] | xiàn zài wǒ zhī dào wèi shí me |
| [02:58.000] | wǒ lái dào nǐ shēn biān |
| [03:01.000] | dāng yí ge rén shòu le shāng |
| [03:04.000] | xīn huì biàn lěng kù |
| [03:07.000] | dàn shì zhǐ yǒu wǒ zhī dào |
| [03:11.000] | nǐ de téng tòng néng biàn chéng zhū bǎo |
| [03:13.000] | ná qǐ wǒ ba, nián qīng rén |
| [03:16.000] | bǎ nù huǒ fā xiè zài wǒ shēn shàng |
| [03:19.000] | rán hòu ràng tā men |
| [03:21.000] | biàn chéng yào yǎn de guāng máng |
| [03:25.000] | a Joel a xiǎo méi qiú |
| [03:28.000] | jiù zhè yàng xiàn chū le shēng mìng |
| [03:31.000] | nà gè céng jīng táo qì de xiǎo nán hái |
| [03:34.000] | ná dào le méi qiú lǐ de zuàn shí zuò shèng dàn lǐ wù |