| [ti:大哥要盘吗] | |
| [ar:西青仔] | |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 西青仔 |
| [00:01.60] | 白： |
| [00:01.80] | 古人曰快播也没了 |
| [00:06.00] | 小姐的三围也没了 |
| [00:10.10] | 那么在哥空虚寂寞冷的时候 |
| [00:14.80] | 就只有黄盘能陪了hiahiahiahia~~ |
| [00:21.00] | 西青仔： |
| [00:21.10] | 天凉心不凉因为我涮着小肥羊（要饮料去） |
| [00:23.80] | 某些狗~B知点趣别跟我拿降(知点趣) |
| [00:26.70] | 你跟我单挑用拳头但是我拿枪(小心！手榴弹) |
| [00:29.60] | 明年的今天让你爸爸给你上香（哎╮(￣▽￣")╭） |
| [00:32.50] | 歌词并不暴力 你没有接受能力（唉:-(） |
| [00:34.80] | 说我唱的不好你算什么东西？（哼o(￣ヘ￣o＃)） |
| [00:37.90] | 告诉你我的生活不仅暴力还很黄 |
| [00:40.60] | 证据就是我总躺你对象卧室的床（(⊙o⊙)哦？） |
| [00:43.50] | 一张盘我就让你对象提前出轨（胡说(＃°Д°)） |
| [00:46.40] | 一眨眼你对象火腿肠变成粗腿（好么σ(-_-メ)） |
| [00:49.10] | 但是你妈不出水 我还得快进 |
| [00:51.70] | 就像开车聊微信没来得及往里鬓(可以(-__-)) |
| [00:54.70] | 这过程比去酒吧还过瘾 真紧（噫( ・_ゝ・) ） |
| [00:56.90] | 相反都玩过大冒险但是没人真心就像 |
| [01:00.10] | 看黄盘，是为了，促进血液循环(欧耶\(^o^)/) |
| [01:02.90] | 玩说唱，是为了，泡妞不用花钱 |
| [01:05.70] | 大哥要盘吗？你这有吗 |
| [01:08.60] | 大哥要盘吗？我看看我看看 |
| [01:11.30] | 大哥要盘吗？嫂子让买的 |
| [01:14.40] | 大哥要盘吗？都包了都包了 |
| [01:16.90] | 大哥要盘吗？弟弟你甭管 |
| [01:19.90] | 大哥要盘吗？有国产的吗 |
| [01:22.80] | 大哥要盘吗？必须无码啊 |
| [01:25.40] | 大哥要盘吗？就这气质 |
| [01:33.00] | 淡定哥： |
| [01:33.60] | 说到了黄下三论那是必须 |
| [01:36.20] | 来了例假买张盘塞包里你不空虚 |
| [01:39.20] | 我刻了也不下一千张，不多 |
| [01:41.90] | 开小女的裆也不止多少多少，不说 |
| [01:44.90] | 好吃咱就多给，介是行话 |
| [01:47.60] | 好~B还得劈腿，多少开个价 |
| [01:50.40] | 想在我这免费听歌，你做梦 |
| [01:53.10] | 想看我介人肉封面，你先坐正 |
| [01:56.10] | 后门夺命让你看见嘛叫韭菜叶儿 |
| [01:58.90] | 看大黄不如三级哪你妈那么多列儿 |
| [02:01.70] | 你要真心买，儿他妈不真心卖 |
| [02:04.20] | 可你总想过眼瘾非得让我抽皮带 |
| [02:07.20] | 抽完你裤也掉了正好让你媳妇叼 |
| [02:09.80] | 你媳妇不光跟我xing♂交她还姓脚（哼哼哼哼） |
| [02:12.90] | 潇潇洒洒半辈子，酒量也就半杯子 |
| [02:15.60] | 想绞二茬但是老板没有推子 |
| ti: da ge yao pan ma | |
| ar: xi qing zi | |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : xi qing zi |
| [00:01.60] | bai: |
| [00:01.80] | gu ren yue kuai bo ye mei le |
| [00:06.00] | xiao jie de san wei ye mei le |
| [00:10.10] | na me zai ge kong xu ji mo leng de shi hou |
| [00:14.80] | jiu zhi you huang pan neng pei le hiahiahiahia |
| [00:21.00] | xi qing zi: |
| [00:21.10] | tian liang xin bu liang yin wei wo shuan zhe xiao fei yang yao yin liao qu |
| [00:23.80] | mou xie gou B zhi dian qu bie gen wo na jiang zhi dian qu |
| [00:26.70] | ni gen wo dan tiao yong quan tou dan shi wo na qiang xiao xin! shou liu dan |
| [00:29.60] | ming nian de jin tian rang ni ba ba gei ni shang xiang ai" |
| [00:32.50] | ge ci bing bu bao li ni mei you jie shou neng li ai: |
| [00:34.80] | shuo wo chang de bu hao ni suan shen me dong xi? heng o o |
| [00:37.90] | gao su ni wo de sheng huo bu jin bao li hai hen huang |
| [00:40.60] | zheng ju jiu shi wo zong tang ni dui xiang wo shi de chuang o o? |
| [00:43.50] | yi zhang pan wo jiu rang ni dui xiang ti qian chu gui hu shuo |
| [00:46.40] | yi zha yan ni dui xiang huo tui chang bian cheng cu tui hao me _ |
| [00:49.10] | dan shi ni ma bu chu shui wo hai de kuai jin |
| [00:51.70] | jiu xiang kai che liao wei xin mei lai de ji wang li bin ke yi __ |
| [00:54.70] | zhe guo cheng bi qu jiu ba hai guo yin zhen jin yi _ |
| [00:56.90] | xiang fan dou wan guo da mao xian dan shi mei ren zhen xin jiu xiang |
| [01:00.10] | kan huang pan, shi wei le, cu jin xue ye xun huan ou ye o |
| [01:02.90] | wan shuo chang, shi wei le, pao niu bu yong hua qian |
| [01:05.70] | da ge yao pan ma? ni zhe you ma |
| [01:08.60] | da ge yao pan ma? wo kan kan wo kan kan |
| [01:11.30] | da ge yao pan ma? sao zi rang mai de |
| [01:14.40] | da ge yao pan ma? dou bao le dou bao le |
| [01:16.90] | da ge yao pan ma? di di ni beng guan |
| [01:19.90] | da ge yao pan ma? you guo chan de ma |
| [01:22.80] | da ge yao pan ma? bi xu wu ma a |
| [01:25.40] | da ge yao pan ma? jiu zhe qi zhi |
| [01:33.00] | dan ding ge: |
| [01:33.60] | shuo dao le huang xia san lun na shi bi xu |
| [01:36.20] | lai le li jia mai zhang pan sai bao li ni bu kong xu |
| [01:39.20] | wo ke le ye bu xia yi qian zhang, bu duo |
| [01:41.90] | kai xiao nv de dang ye bu zhi duo shao duo shao, bu shuo |
| [01:44.90] | hao chi zan jiu duo gei, jie shi hang hua |
| [01:47.60] | hao B hai de pi tui, duo shao kai ge jia |
| [01:50.40] | xiang zai wo zhe mian fei ting ge, ni zuo meng |
| [01:53.10] | xiang kan wo jie ren rou feng mian, ni xian zuo zheng |
| [01:56.10] | hou men duo ming rang ni kan jian ma jiao jiu cai ye er |
| [01:58.90] | kan dai huang bu ru san ji na ni ma na me duo lie er |
| [02:01.70] | ni yao zhen xin mai, er ta ma bu zhen xin mai |
| [02:04.20] | ke ni zong xiang guo yan yin fei dei rang wo chou pi dai |
| [02:07.20] | chou wan ni ku ye diao le zheng hao rang ni xi fu diao |
| [02:09.80] | ni xi fu bu guang gen wo xing jiao ta hai xing jiao heng heng heng heng |
| [02:12.90] | xiao xiao sa sa ban bei zi, jiu liang ye jiu ban bei zi |
| [02:15.60] | xiang jiao er cha dan shi lao ban mei you tui zi |
| ti: dà gē yào pán ma | |
| ar: xī qīng zǐ | |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : xī qīng zǐ |
| [00:01.60] | bái: |
| [00:01.80] | gǔ rén yuē kuài bō yě méi le |
| [00:06.00] | xiǎo jiě de sān wéi yě méi le |
| [00:10.10] | nà me zài gē kōng xū jì mò lěng de shí hòu |
| [00:14.80] | jiù zhǐ yǒu huáng pán néng péi le hiahiahiahia |
| [00:21.00] | xī qīng zǐ: |
| [00:21.10] | tiān liáng xīn bù liáng yīn wèi wǒ shuàn zhe xiǎo féi yáng yào yǐn liào qù |
| [00:23.80] | mǒu xiē gǒu B zhī diǎn qù bié gēn wǒ ná jiàng zhī diǎn qù |
| [00:26.70] | nǐ gēn wǒ dān tiāo yòng quán tou dàn shì wǒ ná qiāng xiǎo xīn! shǒu liú dàn |
| [00:29.60] | míng nián de jīn tiān ràng nǐ bà bà gěi nǐ shàng xiāng āi" |
| [00:32.50] | gē cí bìng bù bào lì nǐ méi yǒu jiē shòu néng lì āi: |
| [00:34.80] | shuō wǒ chàng de bù hǎo nǐ suàn shén me dōng xī? hēng o o |
| [00:37.90] | gào sù nǐ wǒ de shēng huó bù jǐn bào lì hái hěn huáng |
| [00:40.60] | zhèng jù jiù shì wǒ zǒng tǎng nǐ duì xiàng wò shì de chuáng o ó? |
| [00:43.50] | yī zhāng pán wǒ jiù ràng nǐ duì xiàng tí qián chū guǐ hú shuō |
| [00:46.40] | yī zhǎ yǎn nǐ duì xiàng huǒ tuǐ cháng biàn chéng cū tuǐ hǎo me _ |
| [00:49.10] | dàn shì nǐ mā bù chū shuǐ wǒ hái dé kuài jìn |
| [00:51.70] | jiù xiàng kāi chē liáo wēi xìn méi lái de jí wǎng lǐ bìn kě yǐ __ |
| [00:54.70] | zhè guò chéng bǐ qù jiǔ bā hái guò yǐn zhēn jǐn yī _ |
| [00:56.90] | xiāng fǎn dōu wán guò dà mào xiǎn dàn shì méi rén zhēn xīn jiù xiàng |
| [01:00.10] | kàn huáng pán, shì wèi le, cù jìn xuè yè xún huán ōu yé o |
| [01:02.90] | wán shuō chàng, shì wèi le, pào niū bù yòng huā qián |
| [01:05.70] | dà gē yào pán ma? nǐ zhè yǒu ma |
| [01:08.60] | dà gē yào pán ma? wǒ kàn kàn wǒ kàn kàn |
| [01:11.30] | dà gē yào pán ma? sǎo zi ràng mǎi de |
| [01:14.40] | dà gē yào pán ma? dōu bāo le dōu bāo le |
| [01:16.90] | dà gē yào pán ma? dì di nǐ béng guǎn |
| [01:19.90] | dà gē yào pán ma? yǒu guó chǎn de ma |
| [01:22.80] | dà gē yào pán ma? bì xū wú mǎ a |
| [01:25.40] | dà gē yào pán ma? jiù zhè qì zhì |
| [01:33.00] | dàn dìng gē: |
| [01:33.60] | shuō dào le huáng xià sān lùn nà shi bì xū |
| [01:36.20] | lái le lì jià mǎi zhāng pán sāi bāo lǐ nǐ bù kōng xū |
| [01:39.20] | wǒ kè le yě bù xià yī qiān zhāng, bù duō |
| [01:41.90] | kāi xiǎo nǚ de dāng yě bù zhǐ duō shǎo duō shǎo, bù shuō |
| [01:44.90] | hǎo chī zán jiù duō gěi, jiè shì háng huà |
| [01:47.60] | hǎo B hái dé pī tuǐ, duō shǎo kāi gè jià |
| [01:50.40] | xiǎng zài wǒ zhè miǎn fèi tīng gē, nǐ zuò mèng |
| [01:53.10] | xiǎng kàn wǒ jiè rén ròu fēng miàn, nǐ xiān zuò zhèng |
| [01:56.10] | hòu mén duó mìng ràng nǐ kàn jiàn ma jiào jiǔ cài yè ér |
| [01:58.90] | kàn dài huáng bù rú sān jí nǎ nǐ mā nà me duō liè ér |
| [02:01.70] | nǐ yào zhēn xīn mǎi, ér tā mā bù zhēn xīn mài |
| [02:04.20] | kě nǐ zǒng xiǎng guò yǎn yǐn fēi děi ràng wǒ chōu pí dài |
| [02:07.20] | chōu wán nǐ kù yě diào le zhèng hǎo ràng nǐ xí fù diāo |
| [02:09.80] | nǐ xí fù bù guāng gēn wǒ xing jiāo tā hái xìng jiǎo hēng hēng hēng hēng |
| [02:12.90] | xiāo xiāo sǎ sǎ bàn bèi zi, jiǔ liàng yě jiù bàn bēi zi |
| [02:15.60] | xiǎng jiǎo èr chá dàn shì lǎo bǎn méi yǒu tuī zǐ |
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