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When I was 17, I wished I was 23, |
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When I hit 23, I wished I was 17, |
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Now I'm almost 29, I wish I was 85, |
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It would be statistically unlikely you'd be alive |
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Because I hate your guts, |
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Shit I hate you so much, |
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I hope you suffer a small paper cut, |
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I hope your boss makes you stay for a half hour more, |
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Because I hate your guts, |
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And I wish I didn't love you anymore. |
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I hate the way you breathe, |
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The stupid way you sneeze, |
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How does everything you eat, |
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End up stuck in your teeth? |
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The way you steal the sheets, |
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When we go to bed, |
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As I death stare a hole in the back of your head. |
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Because I hate your guts, |
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Shit I hate you so much, |
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I hope the battery dies on your phone, |
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I hope your favourite TV show fails to record, |
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Because I hate your guts, |
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And I wish I didn't love you anymore. |
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Wish I didn't love you [woah] |
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Wish I didn't love you[woah] |
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Wish I didn't love you [woooaaah] |
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I hope when I'm out on tour, |
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You lose your keys to the door, |
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Because I hate your guts, |
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And I wish I didn't love you anymore. |
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Wish I didn't love you [woah] |
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Wish I didn't love you[woah] |
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Wish I didn't love you [woooaaah] |
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So you must be mistaken, |
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If you want to date me, |
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You'd be more respected, |
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If you were to hate me, |
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There's so many warnings |
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You choose to ignoreee... |
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Because I hate your guts, |
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And I wish I didn't love you anymore... |
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I HATE YOUR GUTS! |