| [00:01.13] | 【合】 |
| [00:01.22] | 走过多少春天多少个夏 |
| [00:04.92] | 经历多少单恋拿好人卡 |
| [00:09.06] | 自问也不差 就缺一个她 |
| [00:12.90] | 怨念临界点 荷尔蒙爆炸 |
| [00:18.98] | 【卡布】 |
| [00:21.12] | 不知不觉新年啦 |
| [00:24.68] | 二月十四号也好像快来到啦 |
| [00:28.87] | 二十多年都没家 |
| [00:32.66] | 今年看来又没的指望啦 |
| [00:36.89] | 【Amuro】 |
| [00:36.81] | 亲朋好友都笑话 |
| [00:40.55] | 再不抓紧就变魔法师啦 |
| [00:44.53] | 其实我也很苦恼 |
| [00:48.40] | 奈何女友零蛋 基友一抓一把 |
| [00:53.21] | 【卡布】 |
| [00:54.06] | 情人节 没人煲电话 |
| [00:57.12] | 宅在家 陪着节操馒头就红茶 |
| [01:02.06] | 光棍的 你们都在哪 |
| [01:04.85] | 别留我 一个人在垂死挣扎 |
| [01:09.31] | 【卡布】情人节 那是啥 能吃吗 大街上 好多她 满意的 都是路人甲 |
| [01:13.22] | 【Amuro】文艺女 霸王花 萝莉亲 娘炮渣 哦买嘎 别这样 真心会害怕 |
| [01:17.21] | 【卡布】不明了 的代价 丘比特 偏射啦 膝盖上 中箭啦 好基友留下 |
| [01:21.14] | 【合】情侣们组团去死去死吧 |
| [01:24.22] | 【Amuro】 |
| [01:24.42] | 多少感慨都爆发 |
| [01:28.04] | 想找个靠谱的人就那么难吗？ |
| [01:32.09] | 是谁在耳边回答？ |
| [01:36.09] | 最好的总是最后才来吧 |
| [01:39.61] | 【卡布】 |
| [01:40.15] | 还是基友最伟大 |
| [01:43.98] | 老板传唤也敢不睬不搭 |
| [01:48.24] | 不如和我凑合下 |
| [01:51.96] | 聊天吐槽也不差 stay forever |
| [01:55.94][01:55.97] | 【合】 |
| [01:56.31][01:56.36] | 穿过弥漫巧克力香的街 |
| [02:00.13] | 大排档的灯光也很闪亮 |
| [02:04.11] | 啤酒开一打，花生抓一把 |
| [02:08.15] | 笑着问一声，基友来一发？ |
| [02:11.70] | 【Amuro】 |
| [02:13.55] | 情人节 挺尸在沙发 |
| [02:16.53] | 谁说的 单身贵族也能很潇洒 |
| [02:21.40] | 为什么 我觉得太假 |
| [02:24.16] | 忽听见 谁天马行空的回答 |
| [02:28.62] | 【卡布】求王子 得青蛙 看公主 变奇葩 被秒杀。我说你 可长点心吧 |
| [02:32.53] | 【Amuro】那些人 太狡猾 瞄上的 先一步 抢回家。剩下我 看爱人断码 |
| [02:36.52] | 【卡布】看“同志” 好尴尬 要不我 从了吧？ 没有伴。搭个爪 心中雷一刹 |
| [02:40.46] | 【Amuro】脑戈壁狂奔过十万匹草泥马 |
| [02:44.62] | 【合】 |
| [02:45.75] | 多少感慨都爆发 |
| [02:49.48] | 想找个靠谱的人就那么难吗？ |
| [02:53.49] | 是谁在耳边回答？ |
| [02:57.40] | 最好的总是最后才来吧 |
| [03:01.51] | 还是基友最伟大 |
| [03:05.23] | 老板传唤也敢不睬不搭 |
| [03:09.28] | 不如和我凑合下 |
| [03:13.32] | 聊天吐槽也不差 stay forever |
| [03:17.75] | 穿过弥漫巧克力香的街 |
| [03:21.41] | 大排档的灯光也很闪亮 |
| [03:25.40] | 啤酒开一打，花生抓一把 |
| [03:29.41] | 笑着问一声，基友来一发？ |
| [03:34.10] | 【Amuro】 |
| [03:34.58] | 恋爱风暴来袭 一个人逞强 空虚寂寞痒 |
| [03:42.30] | 我却只能 抱 玩偶倚在窗边 靠想象 |
| [03:50.61] | 【卡布】重新振作 我不能 就这样 被遗忘 |
| [03:54.75] | 快闪亮登场 说不定会遇上 |
| [03:58.43] | 会遇上（【卡布】会遇上）和想象（【卡布】一个模样）属于我的女（【卡布】女）王 |
| [04:06.47] | 【Amuro】 |
| [04:09.30] | 快给我一匹白马 |
| [04:12.79] | 加一张永远刷不爆的信用卡 |
| [04:16.77] | 高帅富又算神马 |
| [04:20.77] | 看我把假正经全部秒杀 |
| [04:24.48] | 【卡布】 |
| [04:24.95] | 多少人像我这样 |
| [04:28.66] | 长相身材加脾气都不差 |
| [04:32.67] | 但为什么只有我 |
| [04:36.63] | 最后总是被剩下 stay forever |
| [04:40.87] | 【合】 |
| [04:41.85] | 打开门走出去会遇见多少个美女？ |
| [04:45.48] | 遇见的美女里有多少能有好脾气？ |
| [04:49.47] | 好脾气的美女有多少还没嫁出去？ |
| [04:53.41] | 谁给我回应？ |
| [04:57.42] | 也许全世界的人逻辑都有点问题 |
| [05:01.42] | 情人节能庆祝的其实不只是情侣 |
| [05:05.39] | 好基友也能扯淡吐槽聊天加打屁 |
| [05:09.47] | 情侣靠边去 |
| [00:01.13] | he |
| [00:01.22] | zou guo duo shao chun tian duo shao ge xia |
| [00:04.92] | jing li duo shao dan lian na hao ren ka |
| [00:09.06] | zi wen ye bu cha jiu que yi ge ta |
| [00:12.90] | yuan nian lin jie dian he er meng bao zha |
| [00:18.98] | ka bu |
| [00:21.12] | bu zhi bu jue xin nian la |
| [00:24.68] | er yue shi si hao ye hao xiang kuai lai dao la |
| [00:28.87] | er shi duo nian dou mei jia |
| [00:32.66] | jin nian kan lai you mei de zhi wang la |
| [00:36.89] | Amuro |
| [00:36.81] | qin peng hao you dou xiao hua |
| [00:40.55] | zai bu zhua jin jiu bian mo fa shi la |
| [00:44.53] | qi shi wo ye hen ku nao |
| [00:48.40] | nai he nv you ling dan ji you yi zhua yi ba |
| [00:53.21] | ka bu |
| [00:54.06] | qing ren jie mei ren bao dian hua |
| [00:57.12] | zhai zai jia pei zhe jie cao man tou jiu hong cha |
| [01:02.06] | guang gun de ni men dou zai na |
| [01:04.85] | bie liu wo yi ge ren zai chui si zheng zha |
| [01:09.31] | ka bu qing ren jie na shi sha neng chi ma da jie shang hao duo ta man yi de dou shi lu ren jia |
| [01:13.22] | Amuro wen yi nv ba wang hua luo li qin niang pao zha o mai ga bie zhe yang zhen xin hui hai pa |
| [01:17.21] | ka bu bu ming liao de dai jia qiu bi te pian she la xi gai shang zhong jian la hao ji you liu xia |
| [01:21.14] | he qing lv men zu tuan qu si qu si ba |
| [01:24.22] | Amuro |
| [01:24.42] | duo shao gan kai dou bao fa |
| [01:28.04] | xiang zhao ge kao pu de ren jiu na me nan ma? |
| [01:32.09] | shi shui zai er bian hui da? |
| [01:36.09] | zui hao de zong shi zui hou cai lai ba |
| [01:39.61] | ka bu |
| [01:40.15] | hai shi ji you zui wei da |
| [01:43.98] | lao ban chuan huan ye gan bu cai bu da |
| [01:48.24] | bu ru he wo cou he xia |
| [01:51.96] | liao tian tu cao ye bu cha stay forever |
| [01:55.94][01:55.97] | he |
| [01:56.31][01:56.36] | chuan guo mi man qiao ke li xiang de jie |
| [02:00.13] | da pai dang de deng guang ye hen shan liang |
| [02:04.11] | pi jiu kai yi da, hua sheng zhua yi ba |
| [02:08.15] | xiao zhe wen yi sheng, ji you lai yi fa? |
| [02:11.70] | Amuro |
| [02:13.55] | qing ren jie ting shi zai sha fa |
| [02:16.53] | shui shuo de dan shen gui zu ye neng hen xiao sa |
| [02:21.40] | wei shi me wo jue de tai jia |
| [02:24.16] | hu ting jian shui tian ma xing kong de hui da |
| [02:28.62] | ka bu qiu wang zi de qing wa kan gong zhu bian qi pa bei miao sha. wo shuo ni ke zhang dian xin ba |
| [02:32.53] | Amuro nei xie ren tai jiao hua miao shang de xian yi bu qiang hui jia. sheng xia wo kan ai ren duan ma |
| [02:36.52] | ka bu kan" tong zhi" hao gan ga yao bu wo cong le ba? mei you ban. da ge zhao xin zhong lei yi sha |
| [02:40.46] | Amuro nao ge bi kuang ben guo shi wan pi cao ni ma |
| [02:44.62] | he |
| [02:45.75] | duo shao gan kai dou bao fa |
| [02:49.48] | xiang zhao ge kao pu de ren jiu na me nan ma? |
| [02:53.49] | shi shui zai er bian hui da? |
| [02:57.40] | zui hao de zong shi zui hou cai lai ba |
| [03:01.51] | hai shi ji you zui wei da |
| [03:05.23] | lao ban chuan huan ye gan bu cai bu da |
| [03:09.28] | bu ru he wo cou he xia |
| [03:13.32] | liao tian tu cao ye bu cha stay forever |
| [03:17.75] | chuan guo mi man qiao ke li xiang de jie |
| [03:21.41] | da pai dang de deng guang ye hen shan liang |
| [03:25.40] | pi jiu kai yi da, hua sheng zhua yi ba |
| [03:29.41] | xiao zhe wen yi sheng, ji you lai yi fa? |
| [03:34.10] | Amuro |
| [03:34.58] | lian ai feng bao lai xi yi ge ren cheng qiang kong xu ji mo yang |
| [03:42.30] | wo que zhi neng bao wan ou yi zai chuang bian kao xiang xiang |
| [03:50.61] | ka bu chong xin zhen zuo wo bu neng jiu zhe yang bei yi wang |
| [03:54.75] | kuai shan liang deng chang shuo bu ding hui yu shang |
| [03:58.43] | hui yu shang ka bu hui yu shang he xiang xiang ka bu yi ge mu yang shu yu wo de nv ka bu nv wang |
| [04:06.47] | Amuro |
| [04:09.30] | kuai gei wo yi pi bai ma |
| [04:12.79] | jia yi zhang yong yuan shua bu bao de xin yong ka |
| [04:16.77] | gao shuai fu you suan shen ma |
| [04:20.77] | kan wo ba jia zheng jing quan bu miao sha |
| [04:24.48] | ka bu |
| [04:24.95] | duo shao ren xiang wo zhe yang |
| [04:28.66] | zhang xiang shen cai jia pi qi dou bu cha |
| [04:32.67] | dan wei shi me zhi you wo |
| [04:36.63] | zui hou zong shi bei sheng xia stay forever |
| [04:40.87] | he |
| [04:41.85] | da kai men zou chu qu hui yu jian duo shao ge mei nv? |
| [04:45.48] | yu jian de mei nv li you duo shao neng you hao pi qi? |
| [04:49.47] | hao pi qi de mei nv you duo shao hai mei jia chu qu? |
| [04:53.41] | shui gei wo hui ying? |
| [04:57.42] | ye xu quan shi jie de ren luo ji dou you dian wen ti |
| [05:01.42] | qing ren jie neng qing zhu de qi shi bu zhi shi qing lv |
| [05:05.39] | hao ji you ye neng che dan tu cao liao tian jia da pi |
| [05:09.47] | qing lv kao bian qu |
| [00:01.13] | hé |
| [00:01.22] | zǒu guò duō shǎo chūn tiān duō shǎo gè xià |
| [00:04.92] | jīng lì duō shǎo dān liàn ná hǎo rén kǎ |
| [00:09.06] | zì wèn yě bù chà jiù quē yí gè tā |
| [00:12.90] | yuàn niàn lín jiè diǎn hé ěr méng bào zhà |
| [00:18.98] | kǎ bù |
| [00:21.12] | bù zhī bù jué xīn nián la |
| [00:24.68] | èr yuè shí sì hào yě hǎo xiàng kuài lái dào la |
| [00:28.87] | èr shí duō nián dōu méi jiā |
| [00:32.66] | jīn nián kàn lái yòu méi de zhǐ wàng la |
| [00:36.89] | Amuro |
| [00:36.81] | qīn péng háo you dōu xiào huà |
| [00:40.55] | zài bù zhuā jǐn jiù biàn mó fǎ shī la |
| [00:44.53] | qí shí wǒ yě hěn kǔ nǎo |
| [00:48.40] | nài hé nǚ yǒu líng dàn jī yǒu yī zhuā yī bǎ |
| [00:53.21] | kǎ bù |
| [00:54.06] | qíng rén jié méi rén bāo diàn huà |
| [00:57.12] | zhái zài jiā péi zhe jié cāo mán tou jiù hóng chá |
| [01:02.06] | guāng gùn de nǐ men dōu zài nǎ |
| [01:04.85] | bié liú wǒ yí ge rén zài chuí sǐ zhēng zhá |
| [01:09.31] | kǎ bù qíng rén jié nà shi shà néng chī ma dà jiē shàng hǎo duō tā mǎn yì de dōu shì lù rén jiǎ |
| [01:13.22] | Amuro wén yì nǚ bà wáng huā luó lì qīn niáng pào zhā ó mǎi gā bié zhè yàng zhēn xīn huì hài pà |
| [01:17.21] | kǎ bù bù míng liǎo de dài jià qiū bǐ tè piān shè la xī gài shang zhōng jiàn la hǎo jī yǒu liú xià |
| [01:21.14] | hé qíng lǚ men zǔ tuán qù sǐ qù sǐ ba |
| [01:24.22] | Amuro |
| [01:24.42] | duō shǎo gǎn kǎi dōu bào fā |
| [01:28.04] | xiǎng zhǎo gè kào pǔ de rén jiù nà me nán ma? |
| [01:32.09] | shì shuí zài ěr biān huí dá? |
| [01:36.09] | zuì hǎo de zǒng shì zuì hòu cái lái ba |
| [01:39.61] | kǎ bù |
| [01:40.15] | hái shì jī yǒu zuì wěi dà |
| [01:43.98] | lǎo bǎn chuán huàn yě gǎn bù cǎi bù dā |
| [01:48.24] | bù rú hé wǒ còu hé xià |
| [01:51.96] | liáo tiān tǔ cáo yě bù chà stay forever |
| [01:55.94][01:55.97] | hé |
| [01:56.31][01:56.36] | chuān guò mí màn qiǎo kè lì xiāng de jiē |
| [02:00.13] | dà pái dàng de dēng guāng yě hěn shǎn liàng |
| [02:04.11] | pí jiǔ kāi yī dǎ, huā shēng zhuā yī bǎ |
| [02:08.15] | xiào zhe wèn yī shēng, jī yǒu lái yī fà? |
| [02:11.70] | Amuro |
| [02:13.55] | qíng rén jié tǐng shī zài shā fā |
| [02:16.53] | shuí shuō de dān shēn guì zú yě néng hěn xiāo sǎ |
| [02:21.40] | wèi shí me wǒ jué de tài jiǎ |
| [02:24.16] | hū tīng jiàn shuí tiān mǎ xíng kōng de huí dá |
| [02:28.62] | kǎ bù qiú wáng zǐ dé qīng wā kàn gōng zhǔ biàn qí pā bèi miǎo shā. wǒ shuō nǐ kě zhǎng diǎn xīn ba |
| [02:32.53] | Amuro nèi xiē rén tài jiǎo huá miáo shàng de xiān yī bù qiǎng huí jiā. shèng xià wǒ kàn ài rén duàn mǎ |
| [02:36.52] | kǎ bù kàn" tóng zhì" hǎo gān gà yào bù wǒ cóng le ba? méi yǒu bàn. dā gè zhǎo xīn zhōng léi yī shā |
| [02:40.46] | Amuro nǎo gē bì kuáng bēn guò shí wàn pǐ cǎo ní mǎ |
| [02:44.62] | hé |
| [02:45.75] | duō shǎo gǎn kǎi dōu bào fā |
| [02:49.48] | xiǎng zhǎo gè kào pǔ de rén jiù nà me nán ma? |
| [02:53.49] | shì shuí zài ěr biān huí dá? |
| [02:57.40] | zuì hǎo de zǒng shì zuì hòu cái lái ba |
| [03:01.51] | hái shì jī yǒu zuì wěi dà |
| [03:05.23] | lǎo bǎn chuán huàn yě gǎn bù cǎi bù dā |
| [03:09.28] | bù rú hé wǒ còu hé xià |
| [03:13.32] | liáo tiān tǔ cáo yě bù chà stay forever |
| [03:17.75] | chuān guò mí màn qiǎo kè lì xiāng de jiē |
| [03:21.41] | dà pái dàng de dēng guāng yě hěn shǎn liàng |
| [03:25.40] | pí jiǔ kāi yī dǎ, huā shēng zhuā yī bǎ |
| [03:29.41] | xiào zhe wèn yī shēng, jī yǒu lái yī fà? |
| [03:34.10] | Amuro |
| [03:34.58] | liàn ài fēng bào lái xí yí ge rén chěng qiáng kōng xū jì mò yǎng |
| [03:42.30] | wǒ què zhǐ néng bào wán ǒu yǐ zài chuāng biān kào xiǎng xiàng |
| [03:50.61] | kǎ bù chóng xīn zhèn zuò wǒ bù néng jiù zhè yàng bèi yí wàng |
| [03:54.75] | kuài shǎn liàng dēng chǎng shuō bù dìng huì yù shàng |
| [03:58.43] | huì yù shàng kǎ bù huì yù shàng hé xiǎng xiàng kǎ bù yí gè mú yàng shǔ yú wǒ de nǚ kǎ bù nǚ wáng |
| [04:06.47] | Amuro |
| [04:09.30] | kuài gěi wǒ yī pǐ bái mǎ |
| [04:12.79] | jiā yī zhāng yǒng yuǎn shuā bù bào de xìn yòng kǎ |
| [04:16.77] | gāo shuài fù yòu suàn shén mǎ |
| [04:20.77] | kàn wǒ bǎ jiǎ zhèng jīng quán bù miǎo shā |
| [04:24.48] | kǎ bù |
| [04:24.95] | duō shǎo rén xiàng wǒ zhè yàng |
| [04:28.66] | zhǎng xiàng shēn cái jiā pí qì dōu bù chà |
| [04:32.67] | dàn wèi shí me zhǐ yǒu wǒ |
| [04:36.63] | zuì hòu zǒng shì bèi shèng xià stay forever |
| [04:40.87] | hé |
| [04:41.85] | dǎ kāi mén zǒu chū qù huì yù jiàn duō shǎo gè měi nǚ? |
| [04:45.48] | yù jiàn de měi nǚ lǐ yǒu duō shǎo néng yǒu hǎo pí qì? |
| [04:49.47] | hǎo pí qì de měi nǚ yǒu duō shǎo hái méi jià chū qù? |
| [04:53.41] | shuí gěi wǒ huí yìng? |
| [04:57.42] | yě xǔ quán shì jiè de rén luó ji dōu yǒu diǎn wèn tí |
| [05:01.42] | qíng rén jié néng qìng zhù de qí shí bù zhǐ shì qíng lǚ |
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