| [ti:每天回家看到老婆在装死] | |
| [ar:halyosy] | |
| [00:13.731] | ドアを开けたら妻が倒れてる |
| [00:17.32] | 背中に突き刺さる包丁 |
| [00:20.382] | 床は血まみれ |
| [00:21.982] | 知らない人が见たら気绝するかも知れない |
| [00:26.815] | 仆が落ち着いて |
| [00:29.765] | 「今日のは扫除が大変そうだ」 |
| [00:32.515] | と笑うと |
| [00:33.465] | 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに |
| [00:36.726] | クククと笑ってた |
| [00:39.926] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 |
| [00:46.233] | 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか |
| [00:49.633] | 予想すらできない |
| [00:52.883] | ある日は头に矢が刺さってたり |
| [00:56.134] | 军服で铳抱えてたり |
| [00:59.380] | マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは |
| [01:02.613] | ドア闭めようかと思った |
| [01:05.664] | 后片付けも结构大変で |
| [01:09.34] | 床の血糊を洗ったり |
| [01:12.336] | 矢が刺さったまま晩ご饭作るのは |
| [01:16.37] | 勘弁して欲しい |
| [01:18.837] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 |
| [01:25.272] | ちょっとホメると调子に乗るから |
| [01:28.472] | できるだけスルーで |
| [01:31.772] | 结婚前は忙しくても |
| [01:34.622] | 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった |
| [01:38.172] | 彻夜でクルマ当てもなく飞ばして |
| [01:41.772] | 海见に行ったりしたのに |
| [01:44.773] | 结婚直后始めて部下を持ち |
| [01:48.23] | 仕事がとても楽しくなった |
| [01:51.285] | 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを |
| [01:55.88] | 考えていなかった |
| [01:57.639] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは |
| [02:04.30] | あの顷の二人に戻りたいからか |
| [02:07.630] | 仆には分からない |
| [02:10.624] | 家に帰った仆を待ってる妻の演技见ることが |
| [02:17.75] | 仆ら二人の爱の形ならば |
| [02:20.476] | それはそれでありだろう |
| [02:23.476] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 |
| [02:30.91] | 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか |
| [02:33.592] | 期待して开けるドア |
| ti: mei tian hui jia kan dao lao po zai zhuang si | |
| ar: halyosy | |
| [00:13.731] | kai qi dao |
| [00:17.32] | bei zhong tu ci bao ding |
| [00:20.382] | chuang xue |
| [00:21.982] | zhi ren jian qi jue zhi |
| [00:26.815] | pu luo zhe |
| [00:29.765] | jin ri sao chu da bian |
| [00:32.515] | xiao |
| [00:33.465] | qi fu man zu |
| [00:36.726] | xiao |
| [00:39.926] | jia gui qi bi si. |
| [00:46.233] | ming ri si fang |
| [00:49.633] | yu xiang |
| [00:52.883] | ri tou shi ci |
| [00:56.134] | jun fu chong bao |
| [00:59.380] | zhe si |
| [01:02.613] | bi si |
| [01:05.664] | hou pian fu jie gou da bian |
| [01:09.34] | chuang xue hu xi |
| [01:12.336] | shi ci wan fan zuo |
| [01:16.37] | kan bian yu |
| [01:18.837] | jia gui qi bi si. |
| [01:25.272] | diao zi cheng |
| [01:28.472] | |
| [01:31.772] | jie hun qian mang |
| [01:34.622] | bi nv hui le |
| [01:38.172] | che ye dang fei |
| [01:41.772] | hai jian xing |
| [01:44.773] | jie hun zhi hou shi bu xia chi |
| [01:48.23] | shi shi le |
| [01:51.285] | jia yi ren dai qi qi chi |
| [01:55.88] | kao |
| [01:57.639] | jia gui qi bi si |
| [02:04.30] | qing er ren ti |
| [02:07.630] | pu fen |
| [02:10.624] | jia gui pu dai qi yan ji jian |
| [02:17.75] | pu er ren ai xing |
| [02:20.476] | |
| [02:23.476] | jia gui qi bi si. |
| [02:30.91] | jin ri si fang |
| [02:33.592] | qi dai kai |
| ti: měi tiān huí jiā kàn dào lǎo pó zài zhuāng sǐ | |
| ar: halyosy | |
| [00:13.731] | kāi qī dào |
| [00:17.32] | bèi zhōng tū cì bāo dīng |
| [00:20.382] | chuáng xuè |
| [00:21.982] | zhī rén jiàn qì jué zhī |
| [00:26.815] | pū luò zhe |
| [00:29.765] | jīn rì sǎo chú dà biàn |
| [00:32.515] | xiào |
| [00:33.465] | qī fú mǎn zú |
| [00:36.726] | xiào |
| [00:39.926] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ. |
| [00:46.233] | míng rì sǐ fāng |
| [00:49.633] | yǔ xiǎng |
| [00:52.883] | rì tóu shǐ cì |
| [00:56.134] | jūn fú chòng bào |
| [00:59.380] | zhe sǐ |
| [01:02.613] | bì sī |
| [01:05.664] | hòu piàn fù jié gòu dà biàn |
| [01:09.34] | chuáng xuè hú xǐ |
| [01:12.336] | shǐ cì wǎn fàn zuò |
| [01:16.37] | kān biàn yù |
| [01:18.837] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ. |
| [01:25.272] | diào zi chéng |
| [01:28.472] | |
| [01:31.772] | jié hūn qián máng |
| [01:34.622] | bǐ nǚ huì lè |
| [01:38.172] | chè yè dāng fēi |
| [01:41.772] | hǎi jiàn xíng |
| [01:44.773] | jié hūn zhí hòu shǐ bù xià chí |
| [01:48.23] | shì shì lè |
| [01:51.285] | jiā yī rén dài qī qì chí |
| [01:55.88] | kǎo |
| [01:57.639] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ |
| [02:04.30] | qǐng èr rén tì |
| [02:07.630] | pū fēn |
| [02:10.624] | jiā guī pū dài qī yǎn jì jiàn |
| [02:17.75] | pū èr rén ài xíng |
| [02:20.476] | |
| [02:23.476] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ. |
| [02:30.91] | jīn rì sǐ fāng |
| [02:33.592] | qī dài kāi |
| [00:13.731] | 打开门后看到我老婆倒在地上 |
| [00:17.32] | 背上插了把菜刀 |
| [00:20.382] | 地上是一片血海 |
| [00:21.982] | 不知道的人看了搞不好会晕倒 |
| [00:26.815] | 我很冷静 |
| [00:29.765] | 「今天很难清理的样子」 |
| [00:32.515] | 这么笑着说 |
| [00:33.465] | 我老婆就维持趴着的姿势 |
| [00:36.726] | 好像很满足似的咯咯咯笑了 |
| [00:39.926] | 每天回家都会看到我老婆在装死 |
| [00:46.233] | 明天会是怎样的死法呢 |
| [00:49.633] | 完全无法预测 |
| [00:52.883] | 有时会是头上插着箭 |
| [00:56.134] | 或是穿军服抱着枪 |
| [00:59.380] | 看到有条翻车鱼的布偶装死在那边时 |
| [01:02.613] | 不禁想着要不要直接关门 |
| [01:05.664] | 清理的时候也蛮麻烦 |
| [01:09.34] | 像是要清洗干在地板上的血 |
| [01:12.336] | 还有箭也不拔就直接跑去做晚餐 |
| [01:16.37] | 可不可以改一下啊 |
| [01:18.837] | 每天回家都会看到我老婆在装死 |
| [01:25.272] | 只要稍微夸一下她就会得意忘形 |
| [01:28.472] | 所以现在都尽量当没看到 |
| [01:31.772] | 明明结婚前不管多忙 |
| [01:34.622] | 只要见到她就很开心 |
| [01:38.172] | 整个晚上漫无目的地开着车乱跑 |
| [01:41.772] | 最后跑去看海 |
| [01:44.773] | 结婚不久后第一次有了部下 |
| [01:48.23] | 工作也变的很开心 |
| [01:51.285] | 独自呆在家里的妻子心情是如何呢 |
| [01:55.88] | 连想都没有想过 |
| [01:57.639] | 每天回家都会看到我老婆在装死 |
| [02:04.30] | 她是不是想要回到当时的两人那样呢 |
| [02:07.630] | 我无法明白 |
| [02:10.624] | 她等著回家的我欣赏她的演技 |
| [02:17.75] | 如果这代表我俩的爱 |
| [02:20.476] | 那倒也不错啊 |
| [02:23.476] | 每天回家都会看到我老婆在装死 |
| [02:30.91] | 今天会是怎样的死法呢 |
| [02:33.592] | 我抱著期待的心情推开门 |
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