| [00:00.00] | 老板，我要二两。 |
| [00:01.99] | 在这里吃还是打包啦？ |
| [00:03.59] | 在这里吃行了 |
| [00:06.16] | 俗话讲，桂林山水甲天下 |
| [00:08.41] | 今天咧我就来说唱一段桂林话 |
| [00:10.85] | 虽然就是普通话变了个音调 |
| [00:13.25] | 但其实桂林话还是蛮有味道咧 |
| [00:16.02] | 下面咧我就讲讲我蹩脚的桂林话让大家都开心一下 |
| [00:23.03] | 一，二，三，走起！ |
| [00:27.49] | 首先我们都是桂林人 |
| [00:29.62] | 所以我们爱讲桂林话 |
| [00:31.96] | 桂林话语速又快又潇洒 |
| [00:34.24] | 桂林人吃饭也会加点辣 |
| [00:36.53] | 游客们除了山水别的晓不得了 |
| [00:38.88] | 还有罗山湖乐满地和联达 |
| [00:41.08] | 铁西和尚水街特色美食香爆了 |
| [00:43.39] | 象山公园早上七点前免费开放呀 |
| [00:45.74] | 来耍不学桂林话买东西会挨瞎 |
| [00:47.90] | 等一下，忘记解释一下什么叫挨瞎 |
| [00:50.28] | 在桂林，有种被欺负叫做挨瞎 |
| [00:52.60] | 挨瞎了，你就只能泪流满面回家 |
| [00:54.80] | 在桂林，有种死党喊奏狗肉 |
| [00:57.12] | 你出事了赶来解救你的就是狗肉 |
| [00:59.33] | 在桂林，有种可以喊奏要得 |
| [01:01.66] | 你觉得这件事蛮合适你就讲要得 |
| [01:03.89] | 在桂林，有种严重喊奏恼火 |
| [01:06.16] | 你成天旷课班主任肯定恼火 |
| [01:08.39] | 在桂林，有种香菜喊奏盐须 |
| [01:10.76] | 不是所有的人吃粉都会放盐须 |
| [01:12.87] | 在桂林，有种抓狂喊奏刨嘘 |
| [01:15.28] | 用力追上公车发现满了确实很刨嘘 |
| [01:17.53] | 在桂林，有种凑热闹喊奏夜屎 |
| [01:19.83] | 夜屎佬总会提前晓得所有新鲜事 |
| [01:22.12] | 在桂林，有种结束喊奏散伙 |
| [01:24.49] | 高考完后我们各奔东西就是散伙 |
| [01:26.77] | 在桂林，有种方向喊奏麻直走 |
| [01:29.02] | 麻直麻直往前走，没到桂林莫回头 |
| [01:31.24] | 在桂林，有种啰嗦喊奏屁话多 |
| [01:33.65] | 我现在哔里叽里呱啦就是屁话多 |
| [01:35.86] | 在桂林，有种讲故事喊奏板路 |
| [01:38.16] | 我，讲了那么多，切个广告找水喝 |
| [01:43.21] | 广告：爷爷，什么是板路呀？ |
| [01:45.96] | 板路是不是用石板铺的路啊？ |
| [01:52.96] | 板路啊！桂林话就是讲故事的意思！ |
| [01:57.00] | 那爷爷，你也讲点板路给我听嘛~ |
| [02:02.88] | 在桂林，有种结束喊奏散伙 |
| [02:05.60] | 高考完后我们各奔东西就是散伙 |
| [02:07.94] | 在桂林，有种方向喊奏麻直走 |
| [02:10.22] | 麻直麻直往前走，没到桂林莫回头 |
| [02:12.41] | 在桂林，有种啰嗦喊奏屁话多 |
| [02:14.79] | 我现在哔里叽里呱啦就是屁话多 |
| [02:17.07] | 回桂林，是件多么重要的事情 |
| [02:19.35] | 杭州上大学拼搏也要回桂林生活！ |
| [02:43.38] | 来点叉烧和牛肉，少点油不要豆子。 |
| [02:46.65] | 嗦。还是桂林哩米粉便宜又好吃啊。 |
| [02:50.69] | 可以当早中晚餐还有夜宵。 |
| [02:53.19] | 你们讲是不是咧。走，嗦二两米粉克！ |
| [02:56.74] |
| [00:00.00] | lao ban, wo yao er liang. |
| [00:01.99] | zai zhe li chi hai shi da bao la? |
| [00:03.59] | zai zhe li chi xing le |
| [00:06.16] | su hua jiang, gui lin shan shui jia tian xia |
| [00:08.41] | jin tian lie wo jiu lai shuo chang yi duan gui lin hua |
| [00:10.85] | sui ran jiu shi pu tong hua bian le ge yin diao |
| [00:13.25] | dan qi shi gui lin hua hai shi man you wei dao lie |
| [00:16.02] | xia mian lie wo jiu jiang jiang wo bie jiao de gui lin hua rang da jia dou kai xin yi xia |
| [00:23.03] | yi, er, san, zou qi! |
| [00:27.49] | shou xian wo men dou shi gui lin ren |
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| [00:31.96] | gui lin hua yu su you kuai you xiao sa |
| [00:34.24] | gui lin ren chi fan ye hui jia dian la |
| [00:36.53] | you ke men chu le shan shui bie de xiao bu de le |
| [00:38.88] | hai you luo shan hu le man di he lian da |
| [00:41.08] | tie xi he shang shui jie te se mei shi xiang bao le |
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| [00:47.90] | deng yi xia, wang ji jie shi yi xia shen me jiao ai xia |
| [00:50.28] | zai gui lin, you zhong bei qi fu jiao zuo ai xia |
| [00:52.60] | ai xia le, ni jiu zhi neng lei liu man mian hui jia |
| [00:54.80] | zai gui lin, you zhong si dang han zou gou rou |
| [00:57.12] | ni chu shi le gan lai jie jiu ni de jiu shi gou rou |
| [00:59.33] | zai gui lin, you zhong ke yi han zou yao de |
| [01:01.66] | ni jue de zhe jian shi man he shi ni jiu jiang yao de |
| [01:03.89] | zai gui lin, you zhong yan zhong han zou nao huo |
| [01:06.16] | ni cheng tian kuang ke ban zhu ren ken ding nao huo |
| [01:08.39] | zai gui lin, you zhong xiang cai han zou yan xu |
| [01:10.76] | bu shi suo you de ren chi fen dou hui fang yan xu |
| [01:12.87] | zai gui lin, you zhong zhua kuang han zou pao xu |
| [01:15.28] | yong li zhui shang gong che fa xian man le que shi hen pao xu |
| [01:17.53] | zai gui lin, you zhong cou re nao han zou ye shi |
| [01:19.83] | ye shi lao zong hui ti qian xiao de suo you xin xian shi |
| [01:22.12] | zai gui lin, you zhong jie shu han zou san huo |
| [01:24.49] | gao kao wan hou wo men ge ben dong xi jiu shi san huo |
| [01:26.77] | zai gui lin, you zhong fang xiang han zou ma zhi zou |
| [01:29.02] | ma zhi ma zhi wang qian zou, mei dao gui lin mo hui tou |
| [01:31.24] | zai gui lin, you zhong luo suo han zou pi hua duo |
| [01:33.65] | wo xian zai bi li ji li gua la jiu shi pi hua duo |
| [01:35.86] | zai gui lin, you zhong jiang gu shi han zou ban lu |
| [01:38.16] | wo, jiang le na me duo, qie ge guang gao zhao shui he |
| [01:43.21] | guang gao: ye ye, shen me shi ban lu ya? |
| [01:45.96] | ban lu shi bu shi yong shi ban pu de lu a? |
| [01:52.96] | ban lu a! gui lin hua jiu shi jiang gu shi de yi si! |
| [01:57.00] | na ye ye, ni ye jiang dian ban lu gei wo ting ma |
| [02:02.88] | zai gui lin, you zhong jie shu han zou san huo |
| [02:05.60] | gao kao wan hou wo men ge ben dong xi jiu shi san huo |
| [02:07.94] | zai gui lin, you zhong fang xiang han zou ma zhi zou |
| [02:10.22] | ma zhi ma zhi wang qian zou, mei dao gui lin mo hui tou |
| [02:12.41] | zai gui lin, you zhong luo suo han zou pi hua duo |
| [02:14.79] | wo xian zai bi li ji li gua la jiu shi pi hua duo |
| [02:17.07] | hui gui lin, shi jian duo me zhong yao de shi qing |
| [02:19.35] | hang zhou shang da xue pin bo ye yao hui gui lin sheng huo! |
| [02:43.38] | lai dian cha shao he niu rou, shao dian you bu yao dou zi. |
| [02:46.65] | suo. hai shi gui lin li mi fen pian yi you hao chi a. |
| [02:50.69] | ke yi dang zao zhong wan can hai you ye xiao. |
| [02:53.19] | ni men jiang shi bu shi lie. zou, suo er liang mi fen ke! |
| [02:56.74] |
| [00:00.00] | lǎo bǎn, wǒ yào èr liǎng. |
| [00:01.99] | zài zhè lǐ chī hái shì dǎ bāo la? |
| [00:03.59] | zài zhè lǐ chī xíng le |
| [00:06.16] | sú huà jiǎng, guì lín shān shuǐ jiǎ tiān xià |
| [00:08.41] | jīn tiān liě wǒ jiù lái shuō chàng yī duàn guì lín huà |
| [00:10.85] | suī rán jiù shì pǔ tōng huà biàn le gè yīn diào |
| [00:13.25] | dàn qí shí guì lín huà hái shì mán yǒu wèi dào liě |
| [00:16.02] | xià miàn liě wǒ jiù jiǎng jiǎng wǒ bié jiǎo de guì lín huà ràng dà jiā dōu kāi xīn yī xià |
| [00:23.03] | yī, èr, sān, zǒu qǐ! |
| [00:27.49] | shǒu xiān wǒ men dōu shì guì lín rén |
| [00:29.62] | suǒ yǐ wǒ men ài jiǎng guì lín huà |
| [00:31.96] | guì lín huà yǔ sù yòu kuài yòu xiāo sǎ |
| [00:34.24] | guì lín rén chī fàn yě huì jiā diǎn là |
| [00:36.53] | yóu kè men chú le shān shuǐ bié de xiǎo bù dé le |
| [00:38.88] | hái yǒu luó shān hú lè mǎn dì hé lián dá |
| [00:41.08] | tiě xī hé shàng shuǐ jiē tè sè měi shí xiāng bào le |
| [00:43.39] | xiàng shān gōng yuán zǎo shàng qī diǎn qián miǎn fèi kāi fàng ya |
| [00:45.74] | lái shuǎ bù xué guì lín huà mǎi dōng xi huì āi xiā |
| [00:47.90] | děng yī xià, wàng jì jiě shì yī xià shén me jiào āi xiā |
| [00:50.28] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng bèi qī fù jiào zuò āi xiā |
| [00:52.60] | āi xiā le, nǐ jiù zhǐ néng lèi liú mǎn miàn huí jiā |
| [00:54.80] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng sǐ dǎng hǎn zòu gǒu ròu |
| [00:57.12] | nǐ chū shì le gǎn lái jiě jiù nǐ de jiù shì gǒu ròu |
| [00:59.33] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng kě yǐ hǎn zòu yào de |
| [01:01.66] | nǐ jué de zhè jiàn shì mán hé shì nǐ jiù jiǎng yào de |
| [01:03.89] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng yán zhòng hǎn zòu nǎo huǒ |
| [01:06.16] | nǐ chéng tiān kuàng kè bān zhǔ rèn kěn dìng nǎo huǒ |
| [01:08.39] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng xiāng cài hǎn zòu yán xū |
| [01:10.76] | bú shì suǒ yǒu de rén chī fěn dōu huì fàng yán xū |
| [01:12.87] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng zhuā kuáng hǎn zòu páo xū |
| [01:15.28] | yòng lì zhuī shàng gōng chē fā xiàn mǎn le què shí hěn páo xū |
| [01:17.53] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng còu rè nào hǎn zòu yè shǐ |
| [01:19.83] | yè shǐ lǎo zǒng huì tí qián xiǎo de suǒ yǒu xīn xiān shì |
| [01:22.12] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng jié shù hǎn zòu sàn huǒ |
| [01:24.49] | gāo kǎo wán hòu wǒ men gè bèn dōng xī jiù shì sàn huǒ |
| [01:26.77] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng fāng xiàng hǎn zòu má zhí zǒu |
| [01:29.02] | má zhí má zhí wǎng qián zǒu, méi dào guì lín mò huí tóu |
| [01:31.24] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng luō suo hǎn zòu pì huà duō |
| [01:33.65] | wǒ xiàn zài bì lǐ jī lǐ guā lā jiù shì pì huà duō |
| [01:35.86] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng jiǎng gù shì hǎn zòu bǎn lù |
| [01:38.16] | wǒ, jiǎng le nà me duō, qiè gè guǎng gào zhǎo shuǐ hē |
| [01:43.21] | guǎng gào: yé ye, shén me shì bǎn lù ya? |
| [01:45.96] | bǎn lù shì bú shì yòng shí bǎn pù de lù a? |
| [01:52.96] | bǎn lù a! guì lín huà jiù shì jiǎng gù shì de yì sī! |
| [01:57.00] | nà yé ye, nǐ yě jiǎng diǎn bǎn lù gěi wǒ tīng ma |
| [02:02.88] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng jié shù hǎn zòu sàn huǒ |
| [02:05.60] | gāo kǎo wán hòu wǒ men gè bèn dōng xī jiù shì sàn huǒ |
| [02:07.94] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng fāng xiàng hǎn zòu má zhí zǒu |
| [02:10.22] | má zhí má zhí wǎng qián zǒu, méi dào guì lín mò huí tóu |
| [02:12.41] | zài guì lín, yǒu zhǒng luō suo hǎn zòu pì huà duō |
| [02:14.79] | wǒ xiàn zài bì lǐ jī lǐ guā lā jiù shì pì huà duō |
| [02:17.07] | huí guì lín, shì jiàn duō me zhòng yào de shì qíng |
| [02:19.35] | háng zhōu shàng dà xué pīn bó yě yào huí guì lín shēng huó! |
| [02:43.38] | lái diǎn chā shāo hé niú ròu, shǎo diǎn yóu bú yào dòu zi. |
| [02:46.65] | suo. hái shì guì lín lī mǐ fěn pián yí yòu hǎo chī a. |
| [02:50.69] | kě yǐ dāng zǎo zhōng wǎn cān hái yǒu yè xiāo. |
| [02:53.19] | nǐ men jiǎng shì bú shì liě. zǒu, suo èr liǎng mǐ fěn kè! |
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