| [00:11.03] | 听着!听着!听着!听着! |
| [00:22.85] | 听着--别总是哭哭啼啼想不开, |
| [00:26.17] | 还不如象我这样凡事都是自然来. |
| [00:28.60] | 失败里有成功,成功里有失败, |
| [00:30.90] | 成不成功失不失败都会过去放的开. |
| [00:32.71] | 现在,竖起了耳朵听我唱了唱了 |
| [00:34.53] | 凡事!笑一笑把那一切忘了忘了. |
| [00:37.61] | 放松点儿这一刻让那大脑变成空白, |
| [00:40.40] | 无论怎样想与不想的确你要放的开. |
| [00:43.08] | 你看那超人都是假的没错, |
| [00:55.85] | 你我才是真的没错. |
| [00:57.36] | 电影里无数的英雄超人力量不是生活. |
| [00:59.48] | 看完了就完了,千万不要胡思乱想,看过了算算算. |
| [01:03.53] | 分分钟导演继续编新的故事,为了混饭. |
| [01:06.72] | 可是你我还要生活慢慢体会人生的苦短. |
| [01:09.90] | 睁眼吃早饭风雨无阻要上班. |
| [01:12.21] | 为了午饭为了晚饭为了脸上多些尊严. |
| [01:17.00] | （吃嘛好吃嘛好） |
| [01:18.41] | （嘛好吃嘛好吃） |
| [01:20.21] | （好吃吗好吃吗?） |
| [01:21.80] | （关键是 how much? how~much~） |
| [01:23.85] | 请你吃饭以变成当下最为流行时尚,具有中国特色的语言和习惯. |
| [01:30.61] | 一见面"吃了吗!"男女老少挂嘴边,也许你觉得没劲早晚习惯没发现. |
| [01:36.31] | 客户谈判之后例行公事要吃饭,有苦水也要陪着管你情愿不情愿. |
| [01:41.35] | 各种的巧立名目大小应酬从不断,来吧酒逢知己千杯万杯都要干. |
| [01:46.45] | 陪着笑脸硬着头皮也要说自己没问题,人在江湖走怎能不喝酒. |
| [01:51.99] | 来点儿白酒? ok!来点儿红酒? ok!来点儿whisky? cheers! |
| [01:56.54] | 来点清酒?干杯!来点儿啤酒?随便!来点儿黄酒?听你的~! |
| [02:02.38] | 脸也红了眼也花了腿也软了嘴也歪了赵钱孙李胡言乱语他却说: |
| [02:05.58] | "各位!我 我我 我我 我们去唱卡拉ok!" |
| [02:08.35] | ok!今夜无人可以入睡.ok!发短信告诉老婆在开会. |
| [02:12.13] | ok!男人没事业多可悲.ok!为朋友可以两刀插肋! |
| [02:19.16] | ok!人生苦短又哭又闹流着泪.ok!他变成野兽趴在厕所吠. |
| [02:23.81] | ok!其实我更爱那个谁谁谁.ok!成功的人生就在今夜. |
| [02:29.78] | |
| [02:51.27] | 女人~对这事非常敏感还有经验. |
| [02:53.88] | 如果男人对她有点儿意思,就会说"小姐,要么我请你吃饭?" |
| [02:58.97] | "啊~啊~yamaidai~~我在减肥,不要打扰我的美,除非-不吃肉不吃淀粉只喝水." |
| [03:07.02] | 恋爱更要吃饭要不然没有机会甜言蜜语. |
| [03:10.43] | 吃饭吃饭吃饭吃饭买单买单. |
| [03:12.59] | 请你吃饭要不然打动不了著名导演 |
| [03:15.09] | 请你吃饭发唱片不请媒体如何宣传 |
| [03:17.95] | 请你吃饭想办事就要牢记这是关键 |
| [03:20.51] | 请你吃饭要不然给你黑哨让你好看 |
| [03:23.08] | 请你吃饭为孩子父母也要请人吃饭 |
| [03:25.73] | 请你吃饭一顿饭人生可能就此改变 |
| [03:28.38] | 请你吃饭这叫做联络感情好久不见 |
| [03:31.08] | 请你吃饭天天天这样的生活没人烦 |
| [03:31.84] | 请你吃饭! |
| [00:11.03] | ting zhe! ting zhe! ting zhe! ting zhe! |
| [00:22.85] | ting zhe bie zong shi ku ku ti ti xiang bu kai, |
| [00:26.17] | hai bu ru xiang wo zhe yang fan shi dou shi zi ran lai. |
| [00:28.60] | shi bai li you cheng gong, cheng gong li you shi bai, |
| [00:30.90] | cheng bu cheng gong shi bu shi bai dou hui guo qu fang de kai. |
| [00:32.71] | xian zai, shu qi le er duo ting wo chang le chang le |
| [00:34.53] | fan shi! xiao yi xiao ba na yi qie wang le wang le. |
| [00:37.61] | fang song dian er zhe yi ke rang na da nao bian cheng kong bai, |
| [00:40.40] | wu lun zen yang xiang yu bu xiang di que ni yao fang de kai. |
| [00:43.08] | ni kan na chao ren dou shi jia de mei cuo, |
| [00:55.85] | ni wo cai shi zhen de mei cuo. |
| [00:57.36] | dian ying li wu shu de ying xiong chao ren li liang bu shi sheng huo. |
| [00:59.48] | kan wan le jiu wan le, qian wan bu yao hu si luan xiang, kan guo le suan suan suan. |
| [01:03.53] | fen fen zhong dao yan ji xu bian xin de gu shi, wei le hun fan. |
| [01:06.72] | ke shi ni wo hai yao sheng huo man man ti hui ren sheng de ku duan. |
| [01:09.90] | zheng yan chi zao fan feng yu wu zu yao shang ban. |
| [01:12.21] | wei le wu fan wei le wan fan wei le lian shang duo xie zun yan. |
| [01:17.00] | chi ma hao chi ma hao |
| [01:18.41] | ma hao chi ma hao chi |
| [01:20.21] | hao chi ma hao chi ma? |
| [01:21.80] | guan jian shi how much? how much |
| [01:23.85] | qing ni chi fan yi bian cheng dang xia zui wei liu xing shi shang, ju you zhong guo te se de yu yan he xi guan. |
| [01:30.61] | yi jian mian" chi le ma!" nan nv lao shao gua zui bian, ye xu ni jue de mei jin zao wan xi guan mei fa xian. |
| [01:36.31] | ke hu tan pan zhi hou li xing gong shi yao chi fan, you ku shui ye yao pei zhe guan ni qing yuan bu qing yuan. |
| [01:41.35] | ge zhong de qiao li ming mu da xiao ying chou cong bu duan, lai ba jiu feng zhi ji qian bei wan bei dou yao gan. |
| [01:46.45] | pei zhe xiao lian ying zhe tou pi ye yao shuo zi ji mei wen ti, ren zai jiang hu zou zen neng bu he jiu. |
| [01:51.99] | lai dian er bai jiu? ok! lai dian er hong jiu? ok! lai dian er whisky? cheers! |
| [01:56.54] | lai dian qing jiu? gan bei! lai dian er pi jiu? sui bian! lai dian er huang jiu? ting ni de! |
| [02:02.38] | lian ye hong le yan ye hua le tui ye ruan le zui ye wai le zhao qian sun li hu yan luan yu ta que shuo: |
| [02:05.58] | " ge wei! wo wo wo wo wo wo men qu chang ka la ok!" |
| [02:08.35] | ok! jin ye wu ren ke yi ru shui. ok! fa duan xin gao su lao po zai kai hui. |
| [02:12.13] | ok! nan ren mei shi ye duo ke bei. ok! wei peng you ke yi liang dao cha le! |
| [02:19.16] | ok! ren sheng ku duan you ku you nao liu zhe lei. ok! ta bian cheng ye shou pa zai ce suo fei. |
| [02:23.81] | ok! qi shi wo geng ai na ge shui shui shui. ok! cheng gong de ren sheng jiu zai jin ye. |
| [02:29.78] | |
| [02:51.27] | nv ren dui zhe shi fei chang min gan hai you jing yan. |
| [02:53.88] | ru guo nan ren dui ta you dian er yi si, jiu hui shuo" xiao jie, yao me wo qing ni chi fan?" |
| [02:58.97] | " a a yamaidai wo zai jian fei, bu yao da rao wo de mei, chu fei bu chi rou bu chi dian fen zhi he shui." |
| [03:07.02] | lian ai geng yao chi fan yao bu ran mei you ji hui tian yan mi yu. |
| [03:10.43] | chi fan chi fan chi fan chi fan mai dan mai dan. |
| [03:12.59] | qing ni chi fan yao bu ran da dong bu liao zhu ming dao yan |
| [03:15.09] | qing ni chi fan fa chang pian bu qing mei ti ru he xuan chuan |
| [03:17.95] | qing ni chi fan xiang ban shi jiu yao lao ji zhe shi guan jian |
| [03:20.51] | qing ni chi fan yao bu ran gei ni hei shao rang ni hao kan |
| [03:23.08] | qing ni chi fan wei hai zi fu mu ye yao qing ren chi fan |
| [03:25.73] | qing ni chi fan yi dun fan ren sheng ke neng jiu ci gai bian |
| [03:28.38] | qing ni chi fan zhe jiao zuo lian luo gan qing hao jiu bu jian |
| [03:31.08] | qing ni chi fan tian tian tian zhe yang de sheng huo mei ren fan |
| [03:31.84] | qing ni chi fan! |
| [00:11.03] | tīng zhe! tīng zhe! tīng zhe! tīng zhe! |
| [00:22.85] | tīng zhe bié zǒng shì kū kū tí tí xiǎng bù kāi, |
| [00:26.17] | hái bù rú xiàng wǒ zhè yàng fán shì dōu shì zì rán lái. |
| [00:28.60] | shī bài lǐ yǒu chéng gōng, chéng gōng lǐ yǒu shī bài, |
| [00:30.90] | chéng bù chéng gōng shī bù shī bài dōu huì guò qù fàng de kāi. |
| [00:32.71] | xiàn zài, shù qǐ le ěr duǒ tīng wǒ chàng le chàng le |
| [00:34.53] | fán shì! xiào yī xiào bǎ nà yī qiè wàng le wàng le. |
| [00:37.61] | fàng sōng diǎn ér zhè yī kè ràng nà dà nǎo biàn chéng kòng bái, |
| [00:40.40] | wú lùn zěn yàng xiǎng yǔ bù xiǎng dí què nǐ yào fàng de kāi. |
| [00:43.08] | nǐ kàn nà chāo rén dōu shì jiǎ de méi cuò, |
| [00:55.85] | nǐ wǒ cái shì zhēn de méi cuò. |
| [00:57.36] | diàn yǐng lǐ wú shù de yīng xióng chāo rén lì liàng bú shì shēng huó. |
| [00:59.48] | kàn wán le jiù wán le, qiān wàn bú yào hú sī luàn xiǎng, kàn guò le suàn suàn suàn. |
| [01:03.53] | fēn fēn zhōng dǎo yǎn jì xù biān xīn de gù shì, wèi le hùn fàn. |
| [01:06.72] | kě shì nǐ wǒ hái yào shēng huó màn màn tǐ huì rén shēng de kǔ duǎn. |
| [01:09.90] | zhēng yǎn chī zǎo fàn fēng yǔ wú zǔ yào shàng bān. |
| [01:12.21] | wèi le wǔ fàn wèi le wǎn fàn wèi le liǎn shàng duō xiē zūn yán. |
| [01:17.00] | chī ma hǎo chī ma hǎo |
| [01:18.41] | ma hǎo chī ma hǎo chī |
| [01:20.21] | hǎo chī ma hǎo chī ma? |
| [01:21.80] | guān jiàn shì how much? how much |
| [01:23.85] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn yǐ biàn chéng dāng xià zuì wéi liú xíng shí shàng, jù yǒu zhōng guó tè sè de yǔ yán hé xí guàn. |
| [01:30.61] | yī jiàn miàn" chī le ma!" nán nǚ lǎo shào guà zuǐ biān, yě xǔ nǐ jué de méi jìn zǎo wǎn xí guàn méi fā xiàn. |
| [01:36.31] | kè hù tán pàn zhī hòu lì xíng gōng shì yào chī fàn, yǒu kǔ shuǐ yě yào péi zhe guǎn nǐ qíng yuàn bù qíng yuàn. |
| [01:41.35] | gè zhǒng de qiǎo lì míng mù dà xiǎo yìng chóu cóng bù duàn, lái ba jiǔ féng zhī jǐ qiān bēi wàn bēi dōu yào gàn. |
| [01:46.45] | péi zhe xiào liǎn yìng zhe tóu pí yě yào shuō zì jǐ méi wèn tí, rén zài jiāng hú zǒu zěn néng bù hē jiǔ. |
| [01:51.99] | lái diǎn ér bái jiǔ? ok! lái diǎn ér hóng jiǔ? ok! lái diǎn ér whisky? cheers! |
| [01:56.54] | lái diǎn qīng jiǔ? gān bēi! lái diǎn ér pí jiǔ? suí biàn! lái diǎn ér huáng jiǔ? tīng nǐ de! |
| [02:02.38] | liǎn yě hóng le yǎn yě huā le tuǐ yě ruǎn le zuǐ yě wāi le zhào qián sūn lǐ hú yán luàn yǔ tā què shuō: |
| [02:05.58] | " gè wèi! wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ men qù chàng kǎ lā ok!" |
| [02:08.35] | ok! jīn yè wú rén kě yǐ rù shuì. ok! fā duǎn xìn gào sù lǎo pó zài kāi huì. |
| [02:12.13] | ok! nán rén méi shì yè duō kě bēi. ok! wèi péng yǒu kě yǐ liǎng dāo chā lē! |
| [02:19.16] | ok! rén shēng kǔ duǎn yòu kū yòu nào liú zhe lèi. ok! tā biàn chéng yě shòu pā zài cè suǒ fèi. |
| [02:23.81] | ok! qí shí wǒ gèng ài nà gè shuí shuí shuí. ok! chéng gōng de rén shēng jiù zài jīn yè. |
| [02:29.78] | |
| [02:51.27] | nǚ rén duì zhè shì fēi cháng mǐn gǎn hái yǒu jīng yàn. |
| [02:53.88] | rú guǒ nán rén duì tā yǒu diǎn ér yì sī, jiù huì shuō" xiǎo jiě, yào me wǒ qǐng nǐ chī fàn?" |
| [02:58.97] | " a a yamaidai wǒ zài jiǎn féi, bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ de měi, chú fēi bù chī ròu bù chī diàn fěn zhǐ hē shuǐ." |
| [03:07.02] | liàn ài gèng yào chī fàn yào bù rán méi yǒu jī huì tián yán mì yǔ. |
| [03:10.43] | chī fàn chī fàn chī fàn chī fàn mǎi dān mǎi dān. |
| [03:12.59] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn yào bù rán dǎ dòng bù liǎo zhù míng dǎo yǎn |
| [03:15.09] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn fā chàng piān bù qǐng méi tǐ rú hé xuān chuán |
| [03:17.95] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn xiǎng bàn shì jiù yào láo jì zhè shì guān jiàn |
| [03:20.51] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn yào bù rán gěi nǐ hēi shào ràng nǐ hǎo kàn |
| [03:23.08] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn wèi hái zi fù mǔ yě yào qǐng rén chī fàn |
| [03:25.73] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn yī dùn fàn rén shēng kě néng jiù cǐ gǎi biàn |
| [03:28.38] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn zhè jiào zuò lián luò gǎn qíng hǎo jǐu bu jiàn |
| [03:31.08] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn tiān tiān tiān zhè yàng de shēng huó méi rén fán |
| [03:31.84] | qǐng nǐ chī fàn! |
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