请你吃饭

歌曲 请你吃饭
歌手 李小龙
专辑 我们的生活就是娱乐

歌词

[00:11.03] 听着!听着!听着!听着!
[00:22.85] 听着--别总是哭哭啼啼想不开,
[00:26.17] 还不如象我这样凡事都是自然来.
[00:28.60] 失败里有成功,成功里有失败,
[00:30.90] 成不成功失不失败都会过去放的开.
[00:32.71] 现在,竖起了耳朵听我唱了唱了
[00:34.53] 凡事!笑一笑把那一切忘了忘了.
[00:37.61] 放松点儿这一刻让那大脑变成空白,
[00:40.40] 无论怎样想与不想的确你要放的开.
[00:43.08] 你看那超人都是假的没错,
[00:55.85] 你我才是真的没错.
[00:57.36] 电影里无数的英雄超人力量不是生活.
[00:59.48] 看完了就完了,千万不要胡思乱想,看过了算算算.
[01:03.53] 分分钟导演继续编新的故事,为了混饭.
[01:06.72] 可是你我还要生活慢慢体会人生的苦短.
[01:09.90] 睁眼吃早饭风雨无阻要上班.
[01:12.21] 为了午饭为了晚饭为了脸上多些尊严.
[01:17.00] (吃嘛好吃嘛好)
[01:18.41] (嘛好吃嘛好吃)
[01:20.21] (好吃吗好吃吗?)
[01:21.80] (关键是 how much? how~much~)
[01:23.85] 请你吃饭以变成当下最为流行时尚,具有中国特色的语言和习惯.
[01:30.61] 一见面"吃了吗!"男女老少挂嘴边,也许你觉得没劲早晚习惯没发现.
[01:36.31] 客户谈判之后例行公事要吃饭,有苦水也要陪着管你情愿不情愿.
[01:41.35] 各种的巧立名目大小应酬从不断,来吧酒逢知己千杯万杯都要干.
[01:46.45] 陪着笑脸硬着头皮也要说自己没问题,人在江湖走怎能不喝酒.
[01:51.99] 来点儿白酒? ok!来点儿红酒? ok!来点儿whisky? cheers!
[01:56.54] 来点清酒?干杯!来点儿啤酒?随便!来点儿黄酒?听你的~!
[02:02.38] 脸也红了眼也花了腿也软了嘴也歪了赵钱孙李胡言乱语他却说:
[02:05.58] "各位!我 我我 我我 我们去唱卡拉ok!"
[02:08.35] ok!今夜无人可以入睡.ok!发短信告诉老婆在开会.
[02:12.13] ok!男人没事业多可悲.ok!为朋友可以两刀插肋!
[02:19.16] ok!人生苦短又哭又闹流着泪.ok!他变成野兽趴在厕所吠.
[02:23.81] ok!其实我更爱那个谁谁谁.ok!成功的人生就在今夜.
[02:29.78]
[02:51.27] 女人~对这事非常敏感还有经验.
[02:53.88] 如果男人对她有点儿意思,就会说"小姐,要么我请你吃饭?"
[02:58.97] "啊~啊~yamaidai~~我在减肥,不要打扰我的美,除非-不吃肉不吃淀粉只喝水."
[03:07.02] 恋爱更要吃饭要不然没有机会甜言蜜语.
[03:10.43] 吃饭吃饭吃饭吃饭买单买单.
[03:12.59] 请你吃饭要不然打动不了著名导演
[03:15.09] 请你吃饭发唱片不请媒体如何宣传
[03:17.95] 请你吃饭想办事就要牢记这是关键
[03:20.51] 请你吃饭要不然给你黑哨让你好看
[03:23.08] 请你吃饭为孩子父母也要请人吃饭
[03:25.73] 请你吃饭一顿饭人生可能就此改变
[03:28.38] 请你吃饭这叫做联络感情好久不见
[03:31.08] 请你吃饭天天天这样的生活没人烦
[03:31.84] 请你吃饭!

拼音

[00:11.03] tīng zhe! tīng zhe! tīng zhe! tīng zhe!
[00:22.85] tīng zhe bié zǒng shì kū kū tí tí xiǎng bù kāi,
[00:26.17] hái bù rú xiàng wǒ zhè yàng fán shì dōu shì zì rán lái.
[00:28.60] shī bài lǐ yǒu chéng gōng, chéng gōng lǐ yǒu shī bài,
[00:30.90] chéng bù chéng gōng shī bù shī bài dōu huì guò qù fàng de kāi.
[00:32.71] xiàn zài, shù qǐ le ěr duǒ tīng wǒ chàng le chàng le
[00:34.53] fán shì! xiào yī xiào bǎ nà yī qiè wàng le wàng le.
[00:37.61] fàng sōng diǎn ér zhè yī kè ràng nà dà nǎo biàn chéng kòng bái,
[00:40.40] wú lùn zěn yàng xiǎng yǔ bù xiǎng dí què nǐ yào fàng de kāi.
[00:43.08] nǐ kàn nà chāo rén dōu shì jiǎ de méi cuò,
[00:55.85] nǐ wǒ cái shì zhēn de méi cuò.
[00:57.36] diàn yǐng lǐ wú shù de yīng xióng chāo rén lì liàng bú shì shēng huó.
[00:59.48] kàn wán le jiù wán le, qiān wàn bú yào hú sī luàn xiǎng, kàn guò le suàn suàn suàn.
[01:03.53] fēn fēn zhōng dǎo yǎn jì xù biān xīn de gù shì, wèi le hùn fàn.
[01:06.72] kě shì nǐ wǒ hái yào shēng huó màn màn tǐ huì rén shēng de kǔ duǎn.
[01:09.90] zhēng yǎn chī zǎo fàn fēng yǔ wú zǔ yào shàng bān.
[01:12.21] wèi le wǔ fàn wèi le wǎn fàn wèi le liǎn shàng duō xiē zūn yán.
[01:17.00] chī ma hǎo chī ma hǎo
[01:18.41] ma hǎo chī ma hǎo chī
[01:20.21] hǎo chī ma hǎo chī ma?
[01:21.80] guān jiàn shì how much? how much
[01:23.85] qǐng nǐ chī fàn yǐ biàn chéng dāng xià zuì wéi liú xíng shí shàng, jù yǒu zhōng guó tè sè de yǔ yán hé xí guàn.
[01:30.61] yī jiàn miàn" chī le ma!" nán nǚ lǎo shào guà zuǐ biān, yě xǔ nǐ jué de méi jìn zǎo wǎn xí guàn méi fā xiàn.
[01:36.31] kè hù tán pàn zhī hòu lì xíng gōng shì yào chī fàn, yǒu kǔ shuǐ yě yào péi zhe guǎn nǐ qíng yuàn bù qíng yuàn.
[01:41.35] gè zhǒng de qiǎo lì míng mù dà xiǎo yìng chóu cóng bù duàn, lái ba jiǔ féng zhī jǐ qiān bēi wàn bēi dōu yào gàn.
[01:46.45] péi zhe xiào liǎn yìng zhe tóu pí yě yào shuō zì jǐ méi wèn tí, rén zài jiāng hú zǒu zěn néng bù hē jiǔ.
[01:51.99] lái diǎn ér bái jiǔ? ok! lái diǎn ér hóng jiǔ? ok! lái diǎn ér whisky? cheers!
[01:56.54] lái diǎn qīng jiǔ? gān bēi! lái diǎn ér pí jiǔ? suí biàn! lái diǎn ér huáng jiǔ? tīng nǐ de!
[02:02.38] liǎn yě hóng le yǎn yě huā le tuǐ yě ruǎn le zuǐ yě wāi le zhào qián sūn lǐ hú yán luàn yǔ tā què shuō:
[02:05.58] " gè wèi! wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ men qù chàng kǎ lā ok!"
[02:08.35] ok! jīn yè wú rén kě yǐ rù shuì. ok! fā duǎn xìn gào sù lǎo pó zài kāi huì.
[02:12.13] ok! nán rén méi shì yè duō kě bēi. ok! wèi péng yǒu kě yǐ liǎng dāo chā lē!
[02:19.16] ok! rén shēng kǔ duǎn yòu kū yòu nào liú zhe lèi. ok! tā biàn chéng yě shòu pā zài cè suǒ fèi.
[02:23.81] ok! qí shí wǒ gèng ài nà gè shuí shuí shuí. ok! chéng gōng de rén shēng jiù zài jīn yè.
[02:29.78]
[02:51.27] nǚ rén duì zhè shì fēi cháng mǐn gǎn hái yǒu jīng yàn.
[02:53.88] rú guǒ nán rén duì tā yǒu diǎn ér yì sī, jiù huì shuō" xiǎo jiě, yào me wǒ qǐng nǐ chī fàn?"
[02:58.97] " a a yamaidai wǒ zài jiǎn féi, bú yào dǎ rǎo wǒ de měi, chú fēi bù chī ròu bù chī diàn fěn zhǐ hē shuǐ."
[03:07.02] liàn ài gèng yào chī fàn yào bù rán méi yǒu jī huì tián yán mì yǔ.
[03:10.43] chī fàn chī fàn chī fàn chī fàn mǎi dān mǎi dān.
[03:12.59] qǐng nǐ chī fàn yào bù rán dǎ dòng bù liǎo zhù míng dǎo yǎn
[03:15.09] qǐng nǐ chī fàn fā chàng piān bù qǐng méi tǐ rú hé xuān chuán
[03:17.95] qǐng nǐ chī fàn xiǎng bàn shì jiù yào láo jì zhè shì guān jiàn
[03:20.51] qǐng nǐ chī fàn yào bù rán gěi nǐ hēi shào ràng nǐ hǎo kàn
[03:23.08] qǐng nǐ chī fàn wèi hái zi fù mǔ yě yào qǐng rén chī fàn
[03:25.73] qǐng nǐ chī fàn yī dùn fàn rén shēng kě néng jiù cǐ gǎi biàn
[03:28.38] qǐng nǐ chī fàn zhè jiào zuò lián luò gǎn qíng hǎo jǐu bu jiàn
[03:31.08] qǐng nǐ chī fàn tiān tiān tiān zhè yàng de shēng huó méi rén fán
[03:31.84] qǐng nǐ chī fàn!