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Music industry man: What kind of song do you want? |
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Jennifer Lopez: Something hot and spicy! |
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Jennifer Lopez: Spicier. |
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Jennifer Lopez: Spicier! |
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Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco. |
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Don't think just because I got a lot of money, |
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I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey. |
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Fulfill all your wishes |
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with my taco-flavored kisses. |
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Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco. |
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Fulfill all your wishes |
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with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco. |
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Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is she? |
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Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez! |
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First guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo. |
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2nd guy: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier! |
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Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco. |
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2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl. |
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1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo. |
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Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top. |
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Baby, let's make a run for the border, |
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I've got a hunger only tacos can stop. |
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I know exactly what I'll order |
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three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop. |
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Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit. |
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I need to make a run for the border. |
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If you pay, I'll take off my top. |
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Do you remember what I want to order? |
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Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop. |
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Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo. |
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Sexy automobile: *car driving noises* |
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Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile. |
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Ben Affleck: Let's spend the whole day together! |
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Oh, Ben, you are so perfect. |
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So spectacularrr in every way. |
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You bring light into my life, Ben. |
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You almost make me forget all about... tacoos! |
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Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more. |
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(camera noises in background) |
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I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about... tacoooos. |
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Sexy automobile: *car driving noises* |
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Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I... I think I love you. |
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Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But... |
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Ben Affleck: But what? |
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Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass? |
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Sexy automobile: *car stopping noises* |
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Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more going on... up here. |
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Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben... |
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Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss you? |
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Eric Cartman: NO!! |
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Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me! |
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Eric Cartman: Aw, God damn it! |
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*Jen and Ben make out* |
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Eric Cartman: Aw, aw, dude! |
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Ben Affleck: Mmm, just like tacos. |
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Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben. |
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Ben Affleck: You're so hot, baby. |
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Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot, Ben? |
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Ben Affleck: Mm, yeah. |
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*making out continues* |
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Ben Affleck: Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny! |
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*pants unzip, noises occur* |
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Jennifer Lopez: Yes... |
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Ben Affleck: Oh, God, Jenny! |
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Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling! |
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Ben Affleck: Oh! Oh! (continues) |
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Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now! |
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Ben Affleck: But I love her! |
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Jennifer Lopez: Ben! |
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Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you! |
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Jennifer Lopez: I love you, Ben! |
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Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos? |
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Those tacos sure look good! |
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I'm just Jenny from the hood! |
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Ooh, can I have your tacos? |
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Ooh, I-- |
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Oh, stop, stop! |
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(music stops) |
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What the hell is wrong with you!? |
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You chulos can't even keep a beat! |
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I deserve better than this! |
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I am Hennifer Hlopez! |
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Where's my water? |
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Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid *****!! |
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(music industry man whimpers) |