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It's a shame about Stalin, the curator said |
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He really was one of the best |
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Just look at the detail on that head |
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Too bad to melt him down with the rest |
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But since they wrote him out of the history books |
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Nobody gives him a second look |
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It's amazing how little time it took |
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And now he's never gonna get his statue up in Red Square |
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I remember Krushchev, the old man said |
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He had real strength in his jaw |
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The setting sun would turn his skull pale red |
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But now they've packed him off to the store |
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He used to know how to stir things up back then |
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Banging his shoe on the table at the UN |
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He said he'd bury the west again and again |
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But now he's never gonna get his statue up in Red Square |
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Too bad about Lenin, the old man sighed |
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he really had quite a run |
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For seventy years he was idolized |
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Even though he missed most of the fun |
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But the new revolution promised everyone cars |
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So they burned down the Kremlin and brought back the Tsars |
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Now they're spraying blue paint over all the red stars |
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And he doesn't even have his picture up in Red Square |