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Ho! It's another Christmas song |
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Whoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas song |
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They play for a month, Ad infinitum |
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One day it struck me someone must write 'em |
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So! It's another Christmas song |
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Santa clause singing on naughty snow |
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Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe |
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The manger's on fire, |
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The holly's a-glow |
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Hear the baby Jesus cryin' ho ho ho |
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Hey! It's another Christmas song |
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Yay! Another oft' returning (often returning) |
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Royalty earning Christmas song |
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I've got plenty more so go buy a modem |
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Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em |
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Pay! For another Christmas song |
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Chestnuts glisten on a silent night |
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Sleigh-bells kissing by candle light |
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The tree is frozen, the winter's bright |
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Who'd have thought the wise men look so white |
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You! Don't you wanna sing along? |
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Too! My humble you tide |
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Dreamed up pool side |
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Christmas song |
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Make it a part of your holiday cannon |
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Make it the heart of my retirement plan and |
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Do! Sing another Christmas song |
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BEAT IT INTO 'EM FELLAS! |
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WATCH MY FEET FLY! |
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But wait! Who's this? |
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Young ones starving on a dead-end street |
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Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet |
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Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat |
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(All children) |
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Please help the \"Colbert Children\" eat |
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Whoa! Just another Christmas song |
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No! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song |
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Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered |
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Please save my family and make this a standard |
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Go! Join the ever-growing throng |
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Who are singing |
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And swingin' |
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While my kids are clinging to the hope |
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My register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing |
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From another Christmas song |