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Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah? |
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Maybe something in a Festival of Lights |
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It's a sensible alternative to Christmas |
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And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights. |
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Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it. |
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Jon: Well, you could do worse. |
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Stephen: Is it merry? |
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Jon: It's kind of merry |
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Stephen: Is it cheery? |
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Jon: It's got some cheer |
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Stephen: Is it jolly? |
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Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly. |
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But it's not my least unfavorite time of year. |
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Stephen: When's it start? |
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Jon: The 25th |
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Stephen: Of December? |
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Jon: Kislev |
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Stephen: When is when exactly? |
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Jon: I will check |
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Stephen: Are there presents? |
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Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents |
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Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck. |
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Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? |
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A king who came to save the world? |
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Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly |
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Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic! |
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Jon: There's more |
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Jon: We have latkes |
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Stephen: What are they? |
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Jon: Potato pancakes. |
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We have dreidels |
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Stephen: What are they? |
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Jon: Wooden tops. |
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We have candles |
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Stephen: What are they? |
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Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES! |
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And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops. |
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What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try? |
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Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew |
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I'm trying even harder |
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But I believe in Jesus Christ |
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So it's a real non-starter |
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Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? |
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Just a little bit? |
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Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. |
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I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. |
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But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim. |
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Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif. |
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Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do |
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Both: Happy holidays, you |
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Jon: too!/Stephen: Jew! |
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Jon: Too? |