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Elvis: There are cynics, there are skeptics |
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There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics |
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Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere |
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Cheezy crass commercial travesty of all that we hold dear |
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Stephen: When they think that |
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Well, I can hear it |
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But I pity them their lack of Christmas spirit |
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For in a world like ours, take it from Stephen |
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There are much worse things to believe in. |
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Elvis: A redeemer and a savior, an obese man giving toys for good behavior |
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Stephen: The faith in what might be and the hope that we might see |
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The answer to all sorrow in a box beneath the tree |
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Find them foolish |
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Elvis: Sentimental |
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Stephen: Well you're clearly none too bright |
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Both: so we'll be gentle |
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Stephen: Don't even try to start vaguely conceiving |
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Both: Of all much worse things to believe in |
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Stephen: Believe in the judgment, believe in Jihad |
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Believe in a thousand variations on a dark and spiteful god |
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Elvis: You've got your money, you've got your power |
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You've got your science, and all the planets going to end within the hour |
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Stephen: You've got your dreams that don't come true |
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Elvis: You've got the ones that do |
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Stephen: Then you've got your nothing |
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Both: Some folks believe in nothing |
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But if you believe in nothing |
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Then what's to keep the nothing from coming for you |
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Stephen: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year |
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Now if you'll forgive me there's a lot to do here |
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There are stockings still unhung |
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Colored lights I haven't strung |
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Elvis: And a one-man four-part Christmas carol waiting to be sung |
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Stephen: Call me silly, call me sappy |
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Call me many things, the first of which is happy |
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You doubt, but you're sad |
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I don't, but I'm glad |
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Both: I guess we're even |
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Stephen: At least that's what I believe in |
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Both: And there are much worse things |