Alice's Restaurant Massacree 歌词

歌曲	Alice's Restaurant Massacree
歌手	Arlo Guthrie
专辑	Alice's Restaurant [O.S.T]
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	作曲 : Arlo Guthrie
	作词 : Arlo Guthrie
	This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the restaurant.
	But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song, Alice's Restaurant.
	You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
	You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
	Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	An' you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
	Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be. An' havin' all that room, seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't have to take out their garbage for a long time.
	We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red
	VW
	microbus
	, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump.
	Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.
	We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.
	That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of ab' a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."
	After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said, that we had to go down and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the police officer's station.
	Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he coulda given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he coulda bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again, which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."
	And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
	cop equipment that they had hangin' around the police officer's station. They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and they took twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to mention the aerial photography.
	After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for litterin'?" Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice... Remember Alice? It's a song about Alice... Alice came by and with a few nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.
	We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And we was fined fifty dollars and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but that's not what I came to tell you about.
	Came to talk about the draft.
	They got a building down in New York City, it's called
	Whitehall Street
	, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. 'Cause I wanted to look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York, and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604."
	And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin' up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin' up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the Sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
	Didn't feel too good about it.
	An' I proceeded on down the hall gettin' more injections, inspections, detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they as doin' to me at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there, and I walked up and said, "What do you want?" He said, "Kid, we only got one question. Have you ever been arrested?"
	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre, with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all the phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever go to court?"
	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"
	And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Litterin'." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin' about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargent came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.
	"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:
	("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")
	I went over to the Sargent, said, "Sargent, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin' here on the Group W bench, 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."
	And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said fifty people a day walking in singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.
	And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.
	With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does. Here it comes.
	You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
	You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
	Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
	That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.
	So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part harmony and feeling.
	We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.
	All right now.
	You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant (Excepting Alice)
	You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
	(I said) Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
	Da-da da-da da-da da-dum
	At Alice's Restaurant

	zuo qu : Arlo Guthrie
	zuo ci : Arlo Guthrie
	This song is called Alice' s Restaurant, and it' s about Alice, and the restaurant.
	But Alice' s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that' s just the name of the song, and that' s why I called the song, Alice' s Restaurant.
	You can get anything you want at Alice' s Restaurant
	You can get anything you want at Alice' s Restaurant
	Walk right in it' s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	An' you can get anything you want at Alice' s Restaurant
	Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on two years ago on Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant, but Alice doesn' t live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the belltower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be. An' havin' all that room, seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn' t have to take out their garbage for a long time.
	We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it' d be a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red
	VW
	microbus
	, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump.
	Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the dump saying, " Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.
	We didn' t find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.
	That' s what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn' t be beat, went to sleep and didn' t get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, " Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of ab' a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, " Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."
	After speaking to Obie for about fourtyfive minutes on the telephone we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said, that we had to go down and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer' s station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the police officer' s station.
	Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he coulda given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn' t very likely, and we didn' t expect it, and the other thing was he coulda bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again, which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer' s station there was a third possibility that we hadn' t even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said " Obie, I don' t think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, " Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."
	And that' s what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
	cop equipment that they had hangin' around the police officer' s station. They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and they took twenty seven eightbyten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that' s not to mention the aerial photography.
	After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, " Kid, I' m going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, " Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don' t have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, " Kid, we don' t want any hangings." I said, " Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for litterin'?" Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn' t hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn' t bend the bars roll out the roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice... Remember Alice? It' s a song about Alice... Alice came by and with a few nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn' t be beat, and didn' t get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.
	We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, " All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, ' cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn' t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn' t going to look at the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And we was fined fifty dollars and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but that' s not what I came to tell you about.
	Came to talk about the draft.
	They got a building down in New York City, it' s called
	Whitehall Street
	, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. ' Cause I wanted to look like the allAmerican kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted to feel like the all, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York, and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, " Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604."
	And I went up there, I said, " Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin' up and down yelling, " KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin' up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, " KILL, KILL." And the Sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, " You' re our boy."
	Didn' t feel too good about it.
	An' I proceeded on down the hall gettin' more injections, inspections, detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they as doin' to me at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there, and I walked up and said, " What do you want?" He said, " Kid, we only got one question. Have you ever been arrested?"
	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice' s Restaurant Massacre, with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all the phenome... and he stopped me right there and said, " Kid, did you ever go to court?"
	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, " Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"
	And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W' s where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crimetype guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ' n' ugly ' n' nasty ' n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, " Kid, whad' ya get?" I said, " I didn' t get nothing, I had to pay 50 and pick up the garbage." He said, " What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, " Litterin'." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, " And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin' about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargent came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.
	" Kids, thispieceofpaper' sgot47words37sentences58wordswewannaknowdetailsofthecrimetimeofthecrimeandanyotherkindofthingyougottasaypertainingtoandaboutthecrimeIwanttoknowarrestingofficer' snameandanyotherkindofthingyougottasay", and talked for fortyfive minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:
	" KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"
	I went over to the Sargent, said, " Sargent, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I' ve rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I' m sittin' here on the bench, I mean I' m sittin' here on the Group W bench, ' cause you want to know if I' m moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, " Kid, we don' t like your kind, and we' re gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."
	And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I' m singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there' s only one thing you can do and that' s walk into the shrink wherever you are , just walk in say " Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice' s restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he' s really sick and they won' t take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they' re both faggots and they won' t take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin' a bar of Alice' s Restaurant and walking out. They may think it' s an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singin' a bar of Alice' s Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it' s a movement.
	And that' s what it is , the Alice' s Restaurant AntiMassacree Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come' s around on the guitar.
	With feeling. So we' ll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does. Here it comes.
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	Walk right in it' s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I' ve been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I' m not proud... or tired.
	So we' ll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part harmony and feeling.
	We' re just waitin' for it to come around is what we' re doing.
	All right now.
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant Excepting Alice
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	I said Walk right in it' s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	Dada dada dada dadum
	At Alice' s Restaurant

	zuò qǔ : Arlo Guthrie
	zuò cí : Arlo Guthrie
	This song is called Alice' s Restaurant, and it' s about Alice, and the restaurant.
	But Alice' s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that' s just the name of the song, and that' s why I called the song, Alice' s Restaurant.
	You can get anything you want at Alice' s Restaurant
	You can get anything you want at Alice' s Restaurant
	Walk right in it' s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	An' you can get anything you want at Alice' s Restaurant
	Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on two years ago on Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant, but Alice doesn' t live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the belltower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be. An' havin' all that room, seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn' t have to take out their garbage for a long time.
	We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it' d be a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red
	VW
	microbus
	, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump.
	Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the dump saying, " Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.
	We didn' t find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.
	That' s what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn' t be beat, went to sleep and didn' t get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, " Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of ab' a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, " Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."
	After speaking to Obie for about fourtyfive minutes on the telephone we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said, that we had to go down and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer' s station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the police officer' s station.
	Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he coulda given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn' t very likely, and we didn' t expect it, and the other thing was he coulda bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again, which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer' s station there was a third possibility that we hadn' t even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said " Obie, I don' t think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, " Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."
	And that' s what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
	cop equipment that they had hangin' around the police officer' s station. They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and they took twenty seven eightbyten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that' s not to mention the aerial photography.
	After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, " Kid, I' m going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, " Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don' t have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, " Kid, we don' t want any hangings." I said, " Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for litterin'?" Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn' t hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn' t bend the bars roll out the roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice... Remember Alice? It' s a song about Alice... Alice came by and with a few nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn' t be beat, and didn' t get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.
	We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, " All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, ' cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn' t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn' t going to look at the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And we was fined fifty dollars and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but that' s not what I came to tell you about.
	Came to talk about the draft.
	They got a building down in New York City, it' s called
	Whitehall Street
	, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. ' Cause I wanted to look like the allAmerican kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted to feel like the all, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York, and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, " Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604."
	And I went up there, I said, " Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin' up and down yelling, " KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin' up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, " KILL, KILL." And the Sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, " You' re our boy."
	Didn' t feel too good about it.
	An' I proceeded on down the hall gettin' more injections, inspections, detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they as doin' to me at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there, and I walked up and said, " What do you want?" He said, " Kid, we only got one question. Have you ever been arrested?"
	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice' s Restaurant Massacre, with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all the phenome... and he stopped me right there and said, " Kid, did you ever go to court?"
	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eightbyten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, " Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"
	And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W' s where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crimetype guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ' n' ugly ' n' nasty ' n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, " Kid, whad' ya get?" I said, " I didn' t get nothing, I had to pay 50 and pick up the garbage." He said, " What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, " Litterin'." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, " And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin' about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargent came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.
	" Kids, thispieceofpaper' sgot47words37sentences58wordswewannaknowdetailsofthecrimetimeofthecrimeandanyotherkindofthingyougottasaypertainingtoandaboutthecrimeIwanttoknowarrestingofficer' snameandanyotherkindofthingyougottasay", and talked for fortyfive minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:
	" KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"
	I went over to the Sargent, said, " Sargent, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I' ve rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I' m sittin' here on the bench, I mean I' m sittin' here on the Group W bench, ' cause you want to know if I' m moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, " Kid, we don' t like your kind, and we' re gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."
	And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I' m singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there' s only one thing you can do and that' s walk into the shrink wherever you are , just walk in say " Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice' s restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he' s really sick and they won' t take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they' re both faggots and they won' t take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin' a bar of Alice' s Restaurant and walking out. They may think it' s an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singin' a bar of Alice' s Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it' s a movement.
	And that' s what it is , the Alice' s Restaurant AntiMassacree Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come' s around on the guitar.
	With feeling. So we' ll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does. Here it comes.
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	Walk right in it' s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I' ve been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I' m not proud... or tired.
	So we' ll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part harmony and feeling.
	We' re just waitin' for it to come around is what we' re doing.
	All right now.
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant Excepting Alice
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	I said Walk right in it' s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
	You can get anything you want, at Alice' s Restaurant
	Dada dada dada dadum
	At Alice' s Restaurant

[00:27.558]	这首歌呢，叫“爱丽丝的餐厅”，它是关于爱丽丝，以及餐厅。
[00:35.974]	但“爱丽丝的餐厅”并非这餐厅的名字，
[00:39.308]	它只是这歌的名字，这也是为什么我称这首歌为“爱丽丝的餐厅”。
[00:52.207]	“你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里；
[00:58.574]	你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里；
[01:04.956]	直接进去就在后面，离铁路只有半英里远，
[01:11.156]	你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里。”
[01:18.095]	一切都始于两个感恩节之前，也就是两年前的感恩节时，
[01:23.089]	当我和朋友去餐厅拜访爱丽丝时，
[01:27.155]	爱丽丝并不住在餐厅里，
[01:29.671]	她住在餐馆附近教堂的钟楼里，
[01:34.120]	和她的丈夫雷和名为法沙的狗一起。
[01:36.705]	像住在这样一个钟楼里呢，
[01:38.504]	他们楼下就有很多空间，曾是用来放教堂长椅的。
[01:42.105]	既然有这么多空间，鉴于他们拿走了所有的长椅，
[01:45.638]	他们决定很长一段时间内都没必要再清理垃圾。
[01:51.403]	我们到那里后，发现了里面这么些垃圾，
[01:53.870]	我们做出了一个友善的决定：把垃圾运到城市垃圾场去。
[01:59.587]	所以我们带着这半吨垃圾，把它放进一辆红色的大众牌面包车后面，
[02:03.290]	又带上上铲子、耙子和破坏工具，向城市垃圾场驶去。
[02:12.304]	好吧，我们到了，发现垃圾场被链子锁着，而且有一个大大的标志，上面写着：“感恩节关门。”
[02:17.371]	我们以前可从没听说过垃圾场会在感恩节关门，
[02:21.003]	眼中含着泪，我们驱车到日落时分，一直都在寻找另一个地方丢垃圾。
[02:28.402]	然而一个都没找到。直到我们来到一条小路，
[02:33.203]	就在小路边上有一个15英尺高的悬崖，
[02:37.220]	在悬崖的底部还有另一堆垃圾。
[02:40.637]	我们寻思着一大堆垃圾总比两小堆垃圾要好，
[02:44.402]	而且与其把那堆垃圾弄上来，不如把我们的也扔下去。
[02:48.553]	我们真这么做了，随后开车回了教堂，
[02:51.304]	吃了顿无与伦比的感恩节大餐后，
[02:53.687]	也就睡了，直到第二天早上
[02:56.853]	我们接到欧比警官的电话时才起床。
[03:03.368]	他说：“小鬼，我们在半吨垃圾下面的一个信封上找到了你的名字，
[03:09.419]	只是想知道你有没有关于它的任何信息。”
[03:13.120]	我说：“是的，先生，欧比警官，我不会说谎，是我把那个信封放在那堆垃圾下面的。”
[03:23.252]	在和欧比通了约45分钟的电话后，我们终于弄清了事情的关键，
[03:28.836]	也就是说，我们得下去捡垃圾，
[03:31.968]	还不得不去警察局跟他谈一谈。
[03:36.026]	所以我们坐上红色的大众牌面包车，
[03:39.452]	带上上铲子、耙子和破坏工具，向警察局驶去。
[03:43.818]	现在朋友们，只有一两件事
[03:46.901]	是欧比可能在警察局做的，
[03:48.968]	一是，他也许会给我们一枚奖章以表彰我们在电话里如此勇敢和诚实的表现。
[03:53.985]	当然这不太可能，我们也没这么想，
[03:56.717]	另一种我们想到的可能是，他把我们喊出来
[03:59.518]	然后告诉我们别再被看到在附近扔垃圾，
[04:03.451]	我们如此预想着，但当我们到达警察局时，发现还有第三种可能，
[04:09.568]	万万想不到，我俩立刻被逮捕了。
[04:14.536]	被铐起来了。我说：“欧比，我不认为戴着手铐还能捡垃圾。”
[04:21.750]	他说：“闭嘴，小鬼。进到巡逻车后面去。”
[04:25.317]	于是我们也就这么做了，坐进巡逻车后座，
[04:27.786]	驶向犯罪现场。
[04:30.934]	我想告诉你一些关于马萨诸塞州斯托克布里奇镇
[04:34.266]	也就是事发地的情况，
[04:35.201]	他们有三个止步标志，两名警官和一辆警车，
[04:39.668]	但当我们到达犯罪现场时，有五名警官和三辆警车，
[04:45.216]	作为过去50年中最大的犯罪案件
[04:48.468]	每个人都想登上报纸谈论这件事。
[04:51.850]	他们用尽了所有
[04:54.000]	他们在警察局附近的警备资源。
[04:57.934]	他们正在用石膏取证那些轮胎印、脚印、狗嗅出的印记，
[05:01.649]	拍了27张标记着圆圈箭头的8x10彩色光面照片，
[05:06.814]	而且每一张背后都有一段文字，用来作为针对我们证据。
[05:14.249]	拍的照片包括接近、逃逸、西北角和西南角的情况，
[05:18.732]	更不用说航拍图了。
[05:25.031]	经过这番折磨，我们回到了监狱。欧比说他要把我们送进牢房。
[05:30.199]	说：“小鬼，我要把你们关进牢房，给我你们的钱包和腰带。”
[05:34.565]	我说，“欧比，我可以理解你想要我的钱包，
[05:36.932]	这样我就没法在牢房里花钱，
[05:39.098]	但是你要我的腰带做什么呢？”他说：“小鬼，我们可不想看到任何的上吊行为。”
[05:45.581]	我说，“欧比，你觉得我会为了乱扔垃圾而上吊吗？”
[05:50.615]	欧比说他和他的朋友正在确认，
[05:53.148]	因此他把马桶座拿了出来，以防我把自己的头撞上去并淹死，
[05:57.064]	然后他把卫生纸拿了出来，以防我弯曲栏杆，把卫生纸从窗户滚出去，
[06:03.514]	滑下滚轴并逃跑。
[06:05.793]	欧比这样确认着情况，大约四五个小时后，
[06:10.043]	那个爱丽丝...还记得爱丽丝吗？这是一首关于爱丽丝的歌...
[06:16.298]	爱丽丝经过欧比身边对他说了几句脏话，
[06:18.697]	把我们从监狱里保释出来，然后我们回到教堂，
[06:21.447]	又吃了一顿无与伦比的感恩节大餐，直到第二天早上才起床，
[06:25.930]	也就是我们必须去法庭的时候。
[06:30.048]	我们走进去，坐下来。
[06:31.829]	欧比走进来，带着27张8x10彩色光面的
[06:35.447]	标记着圆圈箭头且每一张背后都有文字说明的照片，坐下来
[06:41.497]	一个男人进来说：“全体起立。”我们都站起来，
[06:44.329]	欧比带着27张8x10彩色光面照片站了起来，
[06:48.129]	法官带着一只导盲犬走进来坐下，他坐了下来，我们坐了下来。
[06:54.995]	欧比看了看这只导盲犬，
[06:58.812]	然后瞅了瞅27张8x10彩色光面的
[07:01.793]	标记着圆圈箭头且每一张背后都有文字说明的照片
[07:05.146]	又看了看这只导盲犬，
[07:09.492]	然后瞅了瞅27张8x10彩色光面的
[07:12.394]	标记着圆圈箭头且每一张背后都有文字说明的照片，开始哭起来，
[07:16.809]	因为欧比开始意识到这是一个典型的美国“盲人法官”案件（双关），
[07:21.942]	而他对此无能为力，
[07:23.860]	法官并不准备看这27张8x10彩色光面的
[07:28.809]	标记着圆圈箭头的照片，且每一张背后都有一段文字
[07:32.642]	用来解释它何以成为起诉我们的证据。
[07:36.144]	我们被罚款五十美元，而且不得不在雪地里捡垃圾，
[07:40.809]	但这并不是我准备告诉你的。
[07:48.394]	我是来谈谈征兵草案的。
[07:53.208]	他们在纽约市建了一个白厅街。
[07:55.175]	走进去后，你将会被注射、被审查、被检测、被感染、被忽视以及被选择。
[08:06.307]	有一天我过去做了体检，
[08:09.274]	我走进去，坐下来，而且昨晚喝得酩酊大醉，
[08:13.401]	所以那天早上我去的时候，我看起来和感觉上都很好。
[08:16.927]	因为我想让自己看起来像一个来自纽约的地道美国式的年轻人，
[08:20.694]	我想要成为男子汉，我想感觉就像...
[08:23.112]	我想成为，来自纽约的地道美国式的年轻人，
[08:26.545]	我走进去，坐下来，我被吊下来，被打倒，被挂起来，
[08:30.064]	以及各种刻薄、粗鲁、令人厌恶的事情。我醒来，坐了下来。
[08:34.698]	他们给了我一张纸，上面写着：“小鬼，去604房间看精神科医生。”
[08:40.808]	我去了那里，我说，“医生，我想要杀人。我是说，我想，我想要杀人。
[08:49.993]	杀人！我想要，我想要看到，我想要看到血液，血块，内脏和静脉在我牙齿里。
[08:56.542]	吃掉烧死的尸体。我是说杀人，杀人，杀人，杀人！”然后我开始上蹿下跳地大叫，
[09:06.792]	“杀人，杀人，”他开始和我一起上蹿下跳，我们都在上蹿下跳
[09:11.825]	然后大喊：“杀人，杀人！”然后萨金特走过来，把奖章别在我身上，
[09:17.325]	送我到大厅，说：“你是我们的男孩。”
[09:21.107]	对此我感觉并不太好。
[09:23.624]	我继续在大厅里接受更多的注射、审查、检测、忽视
[09:28.975]	以及各种他们在那对我做的事，
[09:32.673]	我在那里呆了两个小时，三个小时，四个小时，
[09:36.642]	我在那里呆了很长时间，经历了各种刻薄、粗鲁、令人厌恶的事情。
[09:41.003]	我在那里过得很艰难，
[09:43.970]	他们在检查，给我的每一个部位注射，
[09:47.537]	没有留下任何完好无损的部分。
[09:51.919]	继续前进，我终于见到了最后一个男人，我走了进去，
[09:56.436]	在经过这一通折腾后，我走进来坐下，然后我走上去说，
[10:00.886]	“你到底想要啥？”他说：“小鬼，我们只有一个问题。
[10:05.419]	你被捕过吗？”
[10:10.202]	我继续告诉他爱丽丝餐厅惨案的故事，
[10:14.052]	有着完整的编曲和五部分和声，诸如此类，以及所有的现...（象)
[10:18.820]	他当即拦住我说：“小鬼，你曾上过法庭吗？”
[10:25.785]	然后我继续告诉他关于27张8x10彩色光面的
[10:30.684]	标记着圆圈箭头且每一张背后都有文字说明的照片的故事。
[10:33.934]	他当即拦住我说，
[10:35.803]	“小鬼，我要你去上面写着W组的那张长椅上坐下，……现在，小鬼！！”
[10:54.995]	我走到那边的长椅上，
[10:59.528]	如果你在犯下特殊罪行后道德上不足以参军，他们会把你放在W组，
[11:08.495]	在那里的长椅上有各种看起来刻薄、粗鲁、丑陋的人。
[11:15.312]	强奸母亲者、刺伤父亲者、强奸父亲者！
[11:22.346]	强奸父亲的人就坐在我旁边的长椅上！
[11:25.412]	他们是犯下卑鄙、下流、丑陋、可怕罪行的人，就坐在我旁边的长椅上。
[11:33.211]	而最卑鄙、最丑陋、最下流的人，他们中最卑鄙的强奸父亲的人，
[11:37.160]	他来找我的时候都很卑鄙，很丑陋，很下流，很可怕，诸如此类。
[11:41.827]	他坐在我旁边说：“小鬼，你得到啥了？”
[11:49.727]	我说：“我啥也没得到，我得付50美元而且要去捡垃圾。”
[11:56.354]	他说，“小鬼，你犯啥事被捕的？”我说，“乱扔垃圾”
[12:01.244]	他们都远离了我在长凳上的位置，
[12:04.278]	“还有长毛的眼球和各种卑鄙下流的东西”直到我说
[12:08.226]	“以及制造麻烦事。”然后他们都回来和我握手，
[12:11.894]	我们在长椅上玩得很开心，谈论着犯罪、刺伤母亲、强奸父亲，
[12:16.644]	我们在板凳上谈论的各种时髦的事情。一切都很好，
[12:21.376]	我们正抽着香烟和诸如此类的东西，直到萨金特过来，
[12:27.626]	手里拿着一些纸，举着纸说到：
[12:30.226]	“小鬼们，这张纸上有47个字37个句子58个词我们想知道关于犯罪时间的细节
[12:37.976]	-关于犯罪和任何其他你要说的
[12:40.274]	-我还想知道实施逮捕警官的名字
[12:42.491]	-还有任何其他你要说的话。”
[12:44.075]	他说了四十五分钟，没有人听懂他说的话，
[12:48.774]	但是我们很开心地填表格，在长椅上玩铅笔，
[12:54.424]	我用四部分和声又完整描述了一遍惨剧，并把它写在那里，就像这样，
[13:00.431]	一切都很好，我放下铅笔，
[13:03.697]	我把那张纸翻过来，在那里，在纸的另一面，在另一面的中间，
[13:19.614]	在另一面的空白处，在圆括号引号里，我看到以下大写的单词：
[13:40.113]	（“小鬼，你改过自新了吗？”）
[13:45.529]	我走到萨金特身边说：“萨金特，你这个该死的家伙问我是不是已经改过自新了，
[13:52.479]	我是说，我是说，我是说你把我发配到这长椅上，
[13:59.230]	我是说这W组的长椅上，
[14:04.278]	只因为你想知道我是否有足够的道德去参军，
[14:07.428]	把女人、孩子、房子和村庄都烧成一堆垃圾。”他看着我说，
[14:15.163]	“小鬼，我们不喜欢你这样的人，我们会把你的指纹送到华盛顿。”
[14:23.078]	朋友们啊，就在华盛顿的某个地方，存放着一些小文件夹，
[14:28.278]	一份关于我指纹的黑白研究报告就在其中。
[14:34.111]	我现在给你唱这首歌的唯一原因就是你可能认识一个处境相似的人，
[14:43.010]	或者你也有类似的情况，
[14:45.278]	如果你也处于这种状况下，你只能做一件事，
[14:49.495]	不管你身在何处，你都要去看精神科医生，
[14:53.245]	那就走进去说：“医生，你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里。”
[15:02.695]	然后走出来。你知道，如果一个人，
[15:06.945]	只有一个人这样做，他们可能认为他病得很重，他们不会带走他。
[15:13.160]	如果两个人，两个人这么做，十分和谐地，
[15:19.226]	他们可能会认为他们都是同性恋，他们不会带走他们中的任何一个。
[15:24.594]	然后三个人这么做，三个人，你能想象，三个人走进去唱一段“爱丽丝的餐厅”
[15:33.710]	然后走出去。他们可能认为这是一个组织。
[15:37.842]	那么你能，你能想象一天有50个人吗？
[15:41.160]	我是说，一天有50个人走进去唱一段“爱丽丝的餐厅”然后走出去。
[15:46.710]	那么朋友们，他们可能认为这是一场运动。
[15:49.592]	而这就是它的本质，爱丽丝餐厅反屠杀运动，
[15:54.476]	你要做的就是在下一次吉他演奏的时候唱起它。
[16:01.645]	饱含深情哦~ 那么让我们等吉他弹起这首歌，然后跟着旋律唱。就是现在。
[16:18.976]	“你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里；
[16:25.341]	你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里；
[16:31.894]	直接进去就在后面，离铁路只有半英里远，
[16:38.025]	你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里。”
[16:44.758]	这可太糟了。如果你想结束战争这类事情，你必须大声地唱出来。
[16:55.109]	我现在已经唱了二十五分钟了。我可以再唱二十五分钟。不是我骄傲......或者累了。
[17:08.558]	所以我们要等到旋律再次出现，这次是由四部分组成的和声，带着感情。
[17:18.057]	我们要做的就是这么等待它的到来。
[17:31.708]	好，就是现在。
[17:34.707]	“你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里；（除了爱丽丝）
[17:41.023]	你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里；
[17:46.874]	（我说）直接进去就在后面，离铁路只有半英里远，
[17:53.624]	你想要的全都有，就在爱丽丝的餐厅里。”
[17:59.144]	哒哒哒~
[18:01.257]	就在爱丽丝的餐厅里~~

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