| [00:29.210] | 世杰:哎呀哎呀哎呀 真的不想长大 |
| [00:32.170] | 过年回家他们的问题越来越奇葩 |
| [00:35.310] | 有对象了吗 房子买了吗 |
| [00:38.360] | 现在上班开的是 什么样的车呀 |
| [00:41.760] | 每月工资除了开销多少寄回家 |
| [00:44.910] | 这么大了没有对象怎么回事啊 |
| [00:48.100] | 哎呀我的脑袋呀 一下子就大了 |
| [00:51.300] | 你说这种奇葩问题我该怎么来回答 |
| [00:54.600] | 张吉:我一月一千八 挣得不够花 |
| [00:57.650] | 每天上班走着去在光滑的地上摩擦 |
| [01:00.940] | 女孩们都嫌我穷她从不跟我耍 |
| [01:04.090] | 我要这样一说爹娘脸该往哪儿挂 |
| [01:07.230] | 咋就没人问问我压力大不大 |
| [01:10.330] | 问问我拼搏多年是否觉得累啦 |
| [01:13.620] | 是不是不混出名堂就给你们丢脸了 |
| [01:16.820] | 有孩子的抱紧了我要开始装逼啦 |
| [01:20.010] | 世杰:我一月一万八 基本不用花 |
| [01:23.120] | 一日三餐公司管钱都长毛啦 |
| [01:26.310] | 房子不算大 别墅前边能种花 |
| [01:29.410] | 车是公司给的 假期不准开回家 |
| [01:33.260] | 女朋友 最近被我撵走了仨 |
| [01:36.300] | 剩下几个脸皮厚的死缠烂打 |
| [01:39.460] | 我这心可烦啊 实在没办法 |
| [01:42.690] | 你说我也不好看 就是招风啊 |
| [01:46.200] | 世杰:爸爸过来一摆手收收神通吧 |
| [01:49.040] | 恁妈心脏不太好你别吓着她 |
| [01:52.240] | 出去看看大锅菜熬的咋样了 |
| [01:55.430] | 柴火要是不够用记着舔两把 |
| [01:58.580] | 机会来了 赶快窜吧 |
| [02:01.770] | 在这屋里待下去人就要疯了 |
| [02:04.980] | 出去看看大锅菜好久没有吃了 |
| [02:08.220] | 不知是否还是当年的味道啊 |
| [02:12.670] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [02:14.470] | 有谁能一路坚持不去管它 |
| [02:17.670] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [02:20.900] | 在别人的屋檐下夹起尾巴 |
| [02:24.110] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [02:27.310] | 有谁能一路坚持不去管它 |
| [02:30.410] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [02:33.660] | 在别人的屋檐下夹起尾巴 |
| [02:40.400] | |
| [02:49.700] | 张吉:哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀真的不想长大 |
| [02:52.690] | 这身边都是一帮 什么样的人呐 |
| [02:55.940] | 这个明星结婚了那个人又偷情了 |
| [02:59.080] | 偶像再过几天就要过生日了 |
| [03:02.190] | 他认识你是谁呀 还想贞操献给他 |
| [03:05.380] | 整天抱着手机不愿多说一句话 |
| [03:08.680] | 有那个时间你 关心关心我吧 |
| [03:11.830] | 最起码我还算是你的朋友吧 |
| [03:15.020] | 世杰:生病住院是谁 照顾你的 |
| [03:18.210] | 心情不好是谁 安慰你的 |
| [03:21.390] | 被欺负了是谁 替你出头的 |
| [03:24.570] | 没地住了是谁 带你回家 |
| [03:27.870] | 我向往的生活 被现实给毁了 |
| [03:31.010] | 长大后才发现以前想的扯淡了 |
| [03:34.160] | 看着抱在胸前的砖头我迷茫了 |
| [03:37.500] | 到底是抱着砖头还是应该抱着她 |
| [03:40.900] | 张吉:哎呀哎呀哎呀哎呀真的不想长大 |
| [03:43.830] | 每天说那么多话几句是真的 |
| [03:46.840] | 曾经也冲动过 动点真格的 |
| [03:50.040] | 后来发现人们离我越来越远啦 |
| [03:53.340] | 你看那些喜欢卖弄虚伪的傻瓜 |
| [03:56.470] | 难道只有我能看出他们的假 |
| [03:59.630] | 为何那么多人愿意听他讲假话 |
| [04:02.720] | 听的人还抱着幻想希望那是真的 |
| [04:06.180] | 世杰:小时候总想着快一点长大 |
| [04:09.070] | 长大了就有很多时间去玩耍 |
| [04:12.420] | 可以天天玩游戏零钱随便花 |
| [04:15.460] | 晚上不管玩多晚也不会挨骂 |
| [04:18.760] | 长大了没办法还是顺其自然吧 |
| [04:21.960] | 走入社会就要把自己当傻瓜 |
| [04:25.060] | 满脸笑容说一些夸人的话 |
| [04:28.300] | 心里早就问候你祖宗八代了 |
| [04:31.600] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [04:34.550] | 有谁能一路坚持不去管它 |
| [04:37.810] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [04:40.990] | 在别人的屋檐下夹起尾巴 |
| [04:44.450] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [04:47.330] | 有谁能一路坚持不去管它 |
| [04:50.530] | 醉了 醉了 醉了 醉了 |
| [04:53.620] | 在别人的屋檐下夹起尾巴 |
| [00:29.210] | shi jie: ai ya ai ya ai ya zhen de bu xiang zhang da |
| [00:32.170] | guo nian hui jia ta men de wen ti yue lai yue qi pa |
| [00:35.310] | you dui xiang le ma fang zi mai le ma |
| [00:38.360] | xian zai shang ban kai de shi shen me yang de che ya |
| [00:41.760] | mei yue gong zi chu le kai xiao duo shao ji hui jia |
| [00:44.910] | zhe me da le mei you dui xiang zen me hui shi a |
| [00:48.100] | ai ya wo de nao dai ya yi xia zi jiu da le |
| [00:51.300] | ni shuo zhe zhong qi pa wen ti wo gai zen me lai hui da |
| [00:54.600] | zhang ji: wo yi yue yi qian ba zheng de bu gou hua |
| [00:57.650] | mei tian shang ban zou zhe qu zai guang hua de di shang mo ca |
| [01:00.940] | nv hai men dou xian wo qiong ta cong bu gen wo shua |
| [01:04.090] | wo yao zhe yang yi shuo die niang lian gai wang na er gua |
| [01:07.230] | za jiu mei ren wen wen wo ya li da bu da |
| [01:10.330] | wen wen wo pin bo duo nian shi fou jue de lei la |
| [01:13.620] | shi bu shi bu hun chu ming tang jiu gei ni men diu lian le |
| [01:16.820] | you hai zi de bao jin le wo yao kai shi zhuang bi la |
| [01:20.010] | shi jie: wo yi yue yi wan ba ji ben bu yong hua |
| [01:23.120] | yi ri san can gong si guan qian dou chang mao la |
| [01:26.310] | fang zi bu suan da bie shu qian bian neng zhong hua |
| [01:29.410] | che shi gong si gei de jia qi bu zhun kai hui jia |
| [01:33.260] | nv peng you zui jin bei wo nian zou le sa |
| [01:36.300] | sheng xia ji ge lian pi hou de si chan lan da |
| [01:39.460] | wo zhe xin ke fan a shi zai mei ban fa |
| [01:42.690] | ni shuo wo ye bu hao kan jiu shi zhao feng a |
| [01:46.200] | shi jie: ba ba guo lai yi bai shou shou shou shen tong ba |
| [01:49.040] | nen ma xin zang bu tai hao ni bie xia zhe ta |
| [01:52.240] | chu qu kan kan da guo cai ao de za yang le |
| [01:55.430] | chai huo yao shi bu gou yong ji zhe tian liang ba |
| [01:58.580] | ji hui lai le gan kuai cuan ba |
| [02:01.770] | zai zhe wu li dai xia qu ren jiu yao feng le |
| [02:04.980] | chu qu kan kan da guo cai hao jiu mei you chi le |
| [02:08.220] | bu zhi shi fou hai shi dang nian de wei dao a |
| [02:12.670] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [02:14.470] | you shui neng yi lu jian chi bu qu guan ta |
| [02:17.670] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [02:20.900] | zai bie ren de wu yan xia jia qi wei ba |
| [02:24.110] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [02:27.310] | you shui neng yi lu jian chi bu qu guan ta |
| [02:30.410] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [02:33.660] | zai bie ren de wu yan xia jia qi wei ba |
| [02:40.400] | |
| [02:49.700] | zhang ji: ai ya ai ya ai ya ai ya zhen de bu xiang zhang da |
| [02:52.690] | zhe shen bian dou shi yi bang shen me yang de ren na |
| [02:55.940] | zhe ge ming xing jie hun le na ge ren you tou qing le |
| [02:59.080] | ou xiang zai guo ji tian jiu yao guo sheng ri le |
| [03:02.190] | ta ren shi ni shi shui ya hai xiang zhen cao xian gei ta |
| [03:05.380] | zheng tian bao zhuo shou ji bu yuan duo shuo yi ju hua |
| [03:08.680] | you na ge shi jian ni guan xin guan xin wo ba |
| [03:11.830] | zui qi ma wo hai suan shi ni de peng you ba |
| [03:15.020] | shi jie: sheng bing zhu yuan shi shui zhao gu ni de |
| [03:18.210] | xin qing bu hao shi shui an wei ni de |
| [03:21.390] | bei qi fu le shi shui ti ni chu tou de |
| [03:24.570] | mo di zhu le shi shui dai ni hui jia |
| [03:27.870] | wo xiang wang de sheng huo bei xian shi gei hui le |
| [03:31.010] | zhang da hou cai fa xian yi qian xiang de che dan le |
| [03:34.160] | kan zhe bao zai xiong qian de zhuan tou wo mi mang le |
| [03:37.500] | dao di shi bao zhe zhuan tou hai shi ying gai bao zhe ta |
| [03:40.900] | zhang ji: ai ya ai ya ai ya ai ya zhen de bu xiang zhang da |
| [03:43.830] | mei tian shuo na me duo hua ji ju shi zhen de |
| [03:46.840] | ceng jing ye chong dong guo dong dian zhen ge de |
| [03:50.040] | hou lai fa xian ren men li wo yue lai yue yuan la |
| [03:53.340] | ni kan nei xie xi huan mai nong xu wei de sha gua |
| [03:56.470] | nan dao zhi you wo neng kan chu ta men de jia |
| [03:59.630] | wei he na me duo ren yuan yi ting ta jiang jia hua |
| [04:02.720] | ting de ren hai bao zhe huan xiang xi wang na shi zhen de |
| [04:06.180] | shi jie: xiao shi hou zong xiang zhe kuai yi dian zhang da |
| [04:09.070] | zhang da le jiu you hen duo shi jian qu wan shua |
| [04:12.420] | ke yi tian tian wan you xi ling qian sui bian hua |
| [04:15.460] | wan shang bu guan wan duo wan ye bu hui ai ma |
| [04:18.760] | zhang da le mei ban fa hai shi shun qi zi ran ba |
| [04:21.960] | zou ru she hui jiu yao ba zi ji dang sha gua |
| [04:25.060] | man lian xiao rong shuo yi xie kua ren de hua |
| [04:28.300] | xin li zao jiu wen hou ni zu zong ba dai le |
| [04:31.600] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [04:34.550] | you shui neng yi lu jian chi bu qu guan ta |
| [04:37.810] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [04:40.990] | zai bie ren de wu yan xia jia qi wei ba |
| [04:44.450] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [04:47.330] | you shui neng yi lu jian chi bu qu guan ta |
| [04:50.530] | zui le zui le zui le zui le |
| [04:53.620] | zai bie ren de wu yan xia jia qi wei ba |
| [00:29.210] | shì jié: āi yā āi yā āi yā zhēn de bù xiǎng zhǎng dà |
| [00:32.170] | guò nián huí jiā tā men de wèn tí yuè lái yuè qí pā |
| [00:35.310] | yǒu duì xiàng le ma fáng zi mǎi le ma |
| [00:38.360] | xiàn zài shàng bān kāi de shì shén me yàng de chē ya |
| [00:41.760] | měi yuè gōng zī chú le kāi xiāo duō shǎo jì huí jiā |
| [00:44.910] | zhè me dà le méi yǒu duì xiàng zěn me huí shì a |
| [00:48.100] | āi yā wǒ de nǎo dài ya yī xià zǐ jiù dà le |
| [00:51.300] | nǐ shuō zhè zhǒng qí pā wèn tí wǒ gāi zěn me lái huí dá |
| [00:54.600] | zhāng jí: wǒ yī yuè yī qiān bā zhèng dé bù gòu huā |
| [00:57.650] | měi tiān shàng bān zǒu zhe qù zài guāng huá de dì shàng mó cā |
| [01:00.940] | nǚ hái men dōu xián wǒ qióng tā cóng bù gēn wǒ shuǎ |
| [01:04.090] | wǒ yào zhè yàng yī shuō diē niáng liǎn gāi wǎng nǎ ér guà |
| [01:07.230] | zǎ jiù méi rén wèn wèn wǒ yā lì dà bù dà |
| [01:10.330] | wèn wèn wǒ pīn bó duō nián shì fǒu jué de lèi la |
| [01:13.620] | shì bú shì bù hùn chū míng táng jiù gěi nǐ men diū liǎn le |
| [01:16.820] | yǒu hái zi de bào jǐn le wǒ yào kāi shǐ zhuāng bī la |
| [01:20.010] | shì jié: wǒ yī yuè yī wàn bā jī běn bù yòng huā |
| [01:23.120] | yī rì sān cān gōng sī guǎn qián dōu cháng máo la |
| [01:26.310] | fáng zi bù suàn dà bié shù qián biān néng zhòng huā |
| [01:29.410] | chē shì gōng sī gěi de jià qī bù zhǔn kāi huí jiā |
| [01:33.260] | nǚ péng yǒu zuì jìn bèi wǒ niǎn zǒu le sā |
| [01:36.300] | shèng xià jǐ gè liǎn pí hòu de sǐ chán làn dǎ |
| [01:39.460] | wǒ zhè xīn kě fán a shí zài méi bàn fǎ |
| [01:42.690] | nǐ shuō wǒ yě bù hǎo kàn jiù shì zhāo fēng a |
| [01:46.200] | shì jié: bà bà guò lái yī bǎi shǒu shōu shōu shén tōng ba |
| [01:49.040] | nèn mā xīn zàng bù tài hǎo nǐ bié xià zhe tā |
| [01:52.240] | chū qù kàn kàn dà guō cài áo de zǎ yàng le |
| [01:55.430] | chái huō yào shì bù gòu yòng jì zhe tiǎn liǎng bǎ |
| [01:58.580] | jī huì lái le gǎn kuài cuàn ba |
| [02:01.770] | zài zhè wū lǐ dài xià qù rén jiù yào fēng le |
| [02:04.980] | chū qù kàn kàn dà guō cài hǎo jiǔ méi yǒu chī le |
| [02:08.220] | bù zhī shì fǒu hái shì dāng nián de wèi dào a |
| [02:12.670] | zuì le zuì le zuì le zuì le |
| [02:14.470] | yǒu shuí néng yí lù jiān chí bù qù guǎn tā |
| [02:17.670] | zuì le zuì le zuì le zuì le |
| [02:20.900] | zài bié rén de wū yán xià jiā qǐ wěi ba |
| [02:24.110] | zuì le zuì le zuì le zuì le |
| [02:27.310] | yǒu shuí néng yí lù jiān chí bù qù guǎn tā |
| [02:30.410] | zuì le zuì le zuì le zuì le |
| [02:33.660] | zài bié rén de wū yán xià jiā qǐ wěi ba |
| [02:40.400] | |
| [02:49.700] | zhāng jí: āi yā āi yā āi yā āi yā zhēn de bù xiǎng zhǎng dà |
| [02:52.690] | zhè shēn biān dōu shì yī bāng shén me yàng de rén nà |
| [02:55.940] | zhè gè míng xīng jié hūn le nà gè rén yòu tōu qíng le |
| [02:59.080] | ǒu xiàng zài guò jǐ tiān jiù yào guò shēng rì le |
| [03:02.190] | tā rèn shi nǐ shì shuí ya hái xiǎng zhēn cāo xiàn gěi tā |
| [03:05.380] | zhěng tiān bào zhuó shǒu jī bù yuàn duō shuō yī jù huà |
| [03:08.680] | yǒu nà gè shí jiān nǐ guān xīn guān xīn wǒ ba |
| [03:11.830] | zuì qǐ mǎ wǒ hái suàn shì nǐ de péng yǒu ba |
| [03:15.020] | shì jié: shēng bìng zhù yuàn shì shuí zhào gù nǐ de |
| [03:18.210] | xīn qíng bù hǎo shì shuí ān wèi nǐ de |
| [03:21.390] | bèi qī fù le shì shuí tì nǐ chū tóu de |
| [03:24.570] | mò dì zhù le shì shuí dài nǐ huí jiā |
| [03:27.870] | wǒ xiàng wǎng de shēng huó bèi xiàn shí gěi huǐ le |
| [03:31.010] | zhǎng dà hòu cái fā xiàn yǐ qián xiǎng de chě dàn le |
| [03:34.160] | kàn zhe bào zài xiōng qián de zhuān tóu wǒ mí máng le |
| [03:37.500] | dào dǐ shì bào zhe zhuān tóu hái shì yīng gāi bào zhe tā |
| [03:40.900] | zhāng jí: āi yā āi yā āi yā āi yā zhēn de bù xiǎng zhǎng dà |
| [03:43.830] | měi tiān shuō nà me duō huà jǐ jù shì zhēn de |
| [03:46.840] | céng jīng yě chōng dòng guò dòng diǎn zhēn gé de |
| [03:50.040] | hòu lái fā xiàn rén men lí wǒ yuè lái yuè yuǎn la |
| [03:53.340] | nǐ kàn nèi xiē xǐ huān mài nòng xū wěi de shǎ guā |
| [03:56.470] | nán dào zhǐ yǒu wǒ néng kàn chū tā men de jiǎ |
| [03:59.630] | wèi hé nà me duō rén yuàn yì tīng tā jiǎng jiǎ huà |
| [04:02.720] | tīng de rén hái bào zhe huàn xiǎng xī wàng nà shi zhēn de |
| [04:06.180] | shì jié: xiǎo shí hòu zǒng xiǎng zhe kuài yì diǎn zhǎng dà |
| [04:09.070] | zhǎng dà le jiù yǒu hěn duō shí jiān qù wán shuǎ |
| [04:12.420] | kě yǐ tiān tiān wán yóu xì líng qián suí biàn huā |
| [04:15.460] | wǎn shàng bù guǎn wán duō wǎn yě bú huì ái mà |
| [04:18.760] | zhǎng dà le méi bàn fǎ hái shì shùn qí zì rán ba |
| [04:21.960] | zǒu rù shè huì jiù yào bǎ zì jǐ dāng shǎ guā |
| [04:25.060] | mǎn liǎn xiào róng shuō yī xiē kuā rén de huà |
| [04:28.300] | xīn lǐ zǎo jiù wèn hòu nǐ zǔ zōng bā dài le |
| [04:31.600] | zuì le zuì le zuì le zuì le |
| [04:34.550] | yǒu shuí néng yí lù jiān chí bù qù guǎn tā |
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